Story 21 – Asset Retrieval

“That’s the place?”

“Confirmed. You are on location.”

Rick Lau looked at the small patisserie, window filled with pastries and cakes that, quite frankly, looked delicious.

“It’s a cake shop.”

“Intelligence has confirmed its only a front. You will find access to sub levels through the kitchen.”

“A cake shop. Full of cakes.”

This time he heard the sigh very clearly through his ear piece.

“It is a holding facility, maintained by COTES. We’ve confirmed it.”

“Fine. But if I take a cream pie to the face, you and I will have words when I get back.”

“Rick, you’re more likely to take a nine millimetre to the face. Keep your eyes on a swivel. Unconfirmed if the shop staff are enemy combatants or not.”

Lau looked down at his boring grey suit and the clipboard in his left hand. “You’re sending me in there as a health inspector. They’ll see me as an enemy combatant anyway.”

A deeper, older voice spoke to him now, the Beard had clearly been monitoring communications “Lau. Get on with it. Jokes later, retrieval and violence now, if you don’t mind.”

“Sorry, Boss.”

Still not fully believing the intelligence, Lau crossed the little rue to the patisserie.

The two woman behind the counter wore aprons and one of them had flour dabbed on her nose. The shop did not smell of bread or baking and all of the cakes were behind glass, under covers. None could be touched or smelled without help from the staff.

Lau thought this definitely looked strange.

Speaking in French, he introduced himself to the women. Explaining that he was from the health department and he was here to make a spot inspection on their facilities.

The women exchanged a glance that was puzzlement, not worry. They were not expecting an inspection. A few good reasons for that, one bad.

“Please, show me to your kitchen.”

The taller of the two women, the one with flour on her nose, asked to see his identification. He passed it over with a half smile, conveying he knew this was awkward but it was just his job.

The woman nodded at the card and passed it back. The card was thicker in his hand. Turning it over, Lau saw that she had added a folded bundle of notes to it. Very impressive, he hadn’t seen the switch and he had been looking for it. That was good, in a way. While an ordinary baker might bribe an official, no ordinary baker would have sleight of hand that smooth.

“I’m sorry.” He said, handing the money back. “I don’t take bribes. I take my work very seriously.”

Flour-nose took the money back, looking annoyed. Lau noticed the other woman had moved to the far end of the counter and was about to come out from behind it.

“The flour was overkill, honestly.” He said in English.

Flour-nose’s eyes widened as he spoke, but Lau was already moving, reaching across the distance between them to punch her in the face. He heard the crack as her nose broke. She went down, dazed.

The other baker rounded the counter holding a large, sharp knife as Lau was settling back on his feet. She stabbed out as he regained his balance. Pivoting, he was able to avoid the stab. Faster than he would have liked, the knife was drawn back and a slash delivered. He stepped back, the tip just missing his chest. She stabbed again and he brought up the clipboard, using it as a shield. The knife stabbed through it. Lau twisted the clipboard, forcing the knife out of her hand.

The woman reached behind her, presumably for another weapon.

Lau frisbeed the clipboard at her face. She raised a hand to block it, but he followed the projectile and delivered a punch to her jaw.

The woman dropped, the second knife clattered to the floor.

Before she could recover, he was pinning her down. She spat blood at him.

Lau pulled out a small book of what looked like stamps. He tore one off and pressed it to her neck while she struggled. The effect was instant, as soon as it touched her skin, she was out. She would stay that way fo six hours.

Tearing off another stamp for Flour-nose, he stood up in time to receive a baking tray to the face.

Sent sprawling, he rolled aside as Flour-nose swung the edge of the tray at his neck.

She kept coming, not giving him a moment to get to his feet.

Lau was backed up to one of the display tables and had no room to manoeuvre as she chopped his left ankle with the tray.

Ignoring the pain, he kicked out with his right foot at her standing leg, taking her out at the knee.

She yelled in pain and her leg gave out.

Flour-nose dropped to her knee, giving Lau the time to reach forward and jam the baking tray back into her face.

The blow stunned her enough that he could shove again, throwing her backwards.

Taking advantage of her dazed state, two blows to the face in a short time will do that, Lau pushed himself up, tore off another stamp and slapped it onto her forehead.

She was out before her head hit the floor.

Taking a moment to catch his breath, Rick Lau stood and locked the shop door, flipping the sign to read ferme.

Straightening his tie, Lau looked at the two unconscious women “Well, this is all going into the report.” He told them.

“Shop front is secured.” Rick said, speaking to base. “I’m going to see what’s in the kitchen.”

There was nothing in the kitchen.

Not, nothing suspicious, there was literally nothing. No oven, no counters, no baking equipment of any kind. A very suspicious nothing.

They must have been very confident that they wouldn’t get any official visitors. Rick wondered at their influence, Paris isn’t normally so lax in letting places that serve food operate with absolutely no oversight.

There was a door, but it opened into the space behind the shop, where the bins were. Rick closed it and went back inside, looking around the empty kitchen for some kind of clue.

“There’s nothing here.”

“Our intelligence says the entrance to the base is in that kitchen.”

“This isn’t a kitchen. It’s an empty room. There’s no ovens, no sinks, not even a counter. This is an empty space.”

“There’s something there, you just need to find it.”

Rick rolled his eyes “Gee, thanks. Very helpful.”

He inventoried the room, it didn’t take long.

Floor. Ceiling. Walks. Two windows. Lightbulb with no shade. Light switch.

Lau poked the lightbulb, dangling from an overlong wire. It swung easily.

The windows were sealed shut and looked to be reinforced, inch thick glass. There was definitely something going on here.

He flicked the light switch. The light didn’t come on, but something clicked by the rear door.

Investigating, he saw that a small panel had been released. Behind it were five buttons, the top labelled S, the ones below had 1 to 4.

“Found something. Looks like a lift control. Do we know what level he’s being kept on?”

“We do not.”

Lau shrugged and pressed 4, may as well start at the bottom and work his way up.

Machinery groaned and the whole floor of the not-kitchen began to descend.

Looking around, Rick Lau saw that he was standing in a open space, being lowered into an unknown situation with nowhere to hide.

He relayed the situation to base and told them how the lift operated. Base were in the middle of replying when the signal cut off.

Rick Lau was alone, unable to call for backup and about to face an unknown number of hostiles in an unfamiliar location.

In other words, he was going to do exactly what he had been trained for.

Unsurprisingly, the lift stopped at the first floor it come to.

Lau had expected this, there was very little chance that his actions in the shop hadn’t been noticed. Any organisation worth its salt would have someone monitoring the cameras he hadn’t seen in the shop. Then, once he activated the lift, all they had to do was wait for him to deliver himself to them.

If he was in charge, he would have a squad waiting by the doors and as soon as the lift stopped, opened fire. It could be non-lethal weaponry if he wanted the intruder alive.

First problem, there was nowhere to hide on the platform.

Second problem, he didn’t know where the door would be.

Start with the second problem first.

As long as the exit from the lift was not the width of one of the four walls, he might be able to buy himself some time by putting himself directly to the side of it, forcing the enemy to come onto the platform. That would help with problem one.

All of this had flashed though Lau’s mind before his waist was lower than the shop floor.

The two most likely choices for the door would be either the side where he had entered the not kitchen, or the opposite side, where the back door had been.

The plain floor offered no contextual clues as to which was which or most likely to be the exit.

Lau decided to walk in slow circles around the platform, making sure he remembered which side was the entrance from the shop to orientate himself. He kept his eyes moving, looking for the first indication of a door.

He idly wondered if the people watching him on cameras had any idea what he was up to.

He pulled out the small book of stamps, flicked to a page at the back and removed one, in preparation.

There, the side that had held the windows, he saw the edge of a wide door, maybe a third the width of the platform.

Casually, Lau strode in that direction and pressed the stamp to the side of his neck, feeling the tingle as the magic worked.

That should cause them some consternation.

The lift stopped and four men rushed onto the platform through the open door, sub machine guns in hand, looking wildly around or him, yelling in French and German that they couldn’t see him.

Knowing that the invisibility spell would only last another eighty three seconds, Rick Lau slipped out through the door.

Seventy seven seconds remaining.

The wide corridor ran in a straight line for fifty yards, three offices on either side, before it branched at a t-junction. Leaving it to luck, Lau went left, looking for any sign as to what was on this floor.

Forty eight seconds remaining.

Straight across another junction then right at the next one, Lau slipped past three people in lab coats and saw another group of five guards running towards the lift. 

Nineteen seconds remaining.

Keeping track of his turns was easy, knowing what he was heading towards was less so.

Finding one balding man in a lab coat walking down a corridor holding a steaming cup of coffee, Lau decided to follow him. Hoping the man was going back to his office having just got a drink. He just had to hope it would be close enough that he could get inside before the spell wore off.

Seven seconds to go.

The man pressed the badge clipped to his pocket on a pad beside one of the office doors. The door unlocked.

Rick Lau waited until the man was in the office before pushing him from behind and stepping through just two seconds before the spell ended.

The man tripped, stumbled into a desk and accidentally tossed hot coffee into his own face. As he began to yell in pain, Lau kicked the door shut. He stepped forward and delivered a hard punch to the man’s kidney, making him gasp and slump to the floor.

The man turned to look at him with surprised eyes, Lau thought that was a reasonable reaction. A man appears out of nowhere in a secure base when you were alone, traps you in your own office and punches you in the kidney. Surprise was a mild reaction in all fairness.

“Any cameras in here?” Lau asked, in French.

“Of course, ya daft bastard.” The man replied in a Scottish accent.

Lau switched back to English “A multi national group, interesting. How long before someone will look to see what you’re up to?”

“Oh, immediately.” The man said, sneering.

That was very unlikely. Lau sighed and pulled off another stamp, slapping the truth spell onto the man’s forehead.

“Try again.

“Ages. I’m not doing anything important in here. I just collate the results.” The man looked shocked and tried to pull the stamp off. It wouldn’t budge.

“What’s your name?”

“Dino Groves.”

“Dino, I’m not here for your research, although I’ll take anything that you think the British government might be interested in. I’m here to retrieve someone. Where do you keep the prisoners?”

“The cells are on the third floor. You’d probably want to take everything on the hard drive in my computer. The Brits would probably want to see all of it.”

Lau smiled at him “You’re a pal, Dino. Is there a better way for me to get down to the third floor, one I’m less likely to be seen on than using the lift?”

“Oh yeah, stairs. We moved the cameras so we can have a smoke and bitch about the bosses without being seen. Just hug the walls on your way down.”

Lau got Dino to give him directions to the stairs

After he had removed the correct hard drive and slipped it into his jacket pocket, Lau slapped a sleep stamp on the man, stole his coat and ID badge then left the office.

Keeping his head down, Lau followed the directions Dino had so kindly provided. He passed another couple of lab coat wearing drones and saw another group of three guards rushing in the direction of the lift.

The stairs opened at the touch of Dino’s ID badge. Lau stepped inside, looking like he belonged.

He saw the camera and noted Dino was right, it was definitely pointing in such a way as to create blind spots. He’d try to keep to them for as long as he could. He would’ve able to use another invisibility patch in five minutes without taking on any of the side effects, but he kept one handy in case he needed it. They only lasted 100 seconds and he didn’t know how far down he would have to go.

The second floor felt as though it was a similar depth to the first from the shop. Three flights of stairs down. The third floor took seven flights of stairs to reach. Lau couldn’t help but wonder what they might be doing so deep under the streets of Paris.

What he saw when he slipped through the door to the third floor didn’t offer any obvious answers.

At first glance, it was a dimly lit space, a man made cavern. It put Lau most in mind of a hanger.

Eyes adjusting to the gloom, he saw that it was not an empty space, instead the light dimly lit several strange shapes and objects.

The first was a spiderweb, something normal, but it looked strange. Walking towards it, Lau realised that he was not seeing a normal sized one close up, instead he saw an enormous one that took up the entirety of the far wall. He stopped walking towards it and looked around for the spider that had spun it. Nothing was visible, he suppressed a shudder imagining how big the spider must be.

A spherical cage that hummed held something dark and smokey which hovered in its centre.

Was this a prison or was this the barracks for an uncanny army?

He dared not spend too much time here, he was under equipped for a full supernatural battle. His job was simply to retrieve the asset.

Head still down, trying to look as dejected and bored as many of the lab coat wearers he’d passed had, Lau started a long walk down the cavern, away from the spiderweb.

The space was eerily quiet. No voices travelled through it, no sounds of life. He wondered what kind of guards a place like this would employ.

He came upon a pit, barred with gold thread, which hissed with the sound of a thousand snakes as he drew close. An empty square, marked out with crushed stone moaned as he passed it.

Lau sped up, searching for the cells he was looking for. He didn’t know what else was being kept here, he could guess at some of them but he had no interest in finding out right now.

Down in the darkness, a long way away, he heard an engine start, saw two pinpricks of light he recognised as headlights appear. That was probably a guard patrol.

He was running out of time.

He found the row of nine feet tall, cylindrical faraday cages a minute of walking after he passed the empty bamboo cage that dripped blood.

Barely two feet in diameter, the six cages stood in the dull light, apparently empty. Inside each one was a small stone.

“I’m looking for Edmund Barker.” 

In the third cage from the left a man in a dishevelled tuxedo faded in to view.

“Edmund?”

“That’s me. Is me? Was me? I’m terribly sorry, things are a touch confused.”

“Allow me to clear it up for you. You’re dead.”

Barker grimaced “Yes, I had gathered that.”

“Right, well, now you’re a ghost. As are all the poor sods in the other cages.”

“Yes. I had all surmised as such. Who are you?”

“Well, Mr Barker, formerly of MI6, my name is Rick Lau, currently of MSSA. This is what we call a jailbreak.”

Barker stared at him, bewildered “What is the MSSA?”

“Monsters, Sorcery and Supernatural Agency. We deal with the weird stuff. Like you.”

“And you plan to break ghosts out of this prison?”

Lau pulled out a knife and began cutting through the wire of the cage “Indeed I do. Is there anyone in these cages you think would be worth taking with us?”

Barker shook his head “They won’t speak to me. I don’t know if they are members of this group or agents like me who have been captured.”

“Let’s take them all then. Anyone have an objection?” Lau asked the other cages, whose occupants were starting to appear.

The two men either side of Barker, one a tall black man, the other a short Thai, both glared at Lau, daring him to try it.

The three women, all white, began to beg for help in French.

“Oh, a unisex jail, how progressive.”

“Oh, you’re one of those.” Barker rolled his eyes.

“All day, every day.” Lau said as he finished cutting a hole in Barker’s cage. He moved to the end cage an quickly dug his way in.

“Out you come then.” Lau called to Barker.

Before Barker replied, Lau reached through the hole in the cage, retrieved the small stone and dropped it into a bag which he closed tight. The Woman in the cage vanished from sight.

“I cannot leave, cannot move away from my stone.”

Lau grabbed the next woman’s stone and moved to the last of them. Leaving the angry men for now.

“Why are you putting the stones in bags?” Barker asked.

“Faraday bags. Work just like the cages for containing the ghosts. Don’t know who they are, can’t risk them causing trouble.” Lau told him, putting the last of the women’s stones in a bag. “Are you coming or not?”

“I cannot leave the cage while my stone remains, even with the break in the barrier you have created.”

Growling with frustration, Lau tossed a coin to Barker through the hole. The former spy caught it.

“You can touch things. Pick up your stone and walk out.”

Barker bent down and tentatively poked at his stone, gasping when it moved.

The men either side of Barker grinned at each other and picked up their own stones.

“Put them down, boys.” Lau didn’t attempt to cut open their cages.

The Thai said something Lau didn’t understand, it was a gap in his language skills he had yet to fill.

Barker stepped through the hole in his cage holding his stone, still looking at it in wonder.

“Put that in your pocket for now.”

Barker did so as they were illuminated by the headlights from the patrol vehicle. It had reached them faster than Lau had expected.

Facing away from the lights so as not to be dazzled, he heard the sound of doors opening and boots hitting the floor.

“Drop the knife.” Drawled an American voice.

Complying, Rick Lau put his hands in the air and was pleased to see Barker fade away to a barely visible shape. He wouldn’t be able to vanish completely while he held the stone but hopefully he would be of some use.

“Now then, what’s a Chink like you doing all the way down here, messing with my pets?”

Lau stayed silent, waiting for the obvious move on the guards’ part. He didn’t have to wait long. A gun was pressed to his ear and a hand clamped onto his shoulder.

Twisting away from the gun at the same time he drove an elbow into the guard’s gut. The move ended with Lau behind the guard, his left hand gripping his throat and his right holding the gun arm aloft. This made the guard an effective meat shield.

“Let him go” said the American, voice not quite as confident “Should’ve guessed you’d know some kung fu shit.”

Lau took a good look at the leader of the guards, the man was a walking cliche of every rude American he’d ever heard of. The idiot even wore a cowboy hat. Two other men were behind their leader, pistols pointed at him.

“Its really racist of you to assume I know kung fu just because I’m Chinese.”

Barker was sliding into place behind the other two guards, he nodded at Lau.

“Ain’t racist, that’s for blacks.” The American sneered.

Lau rolled his eyes the stupidity.

Barker chopped one of the guards in the neck from behind and the man dropped, his gun clattering to the floor. The American turned at the sound and Lau attacked.

First, he wrenched the windpipe of the guard he held, leaving him gasping on the floor. Before the man hit the floor, Lau had crossed the distance to the American who was only just beginning to realise something was going wrong.

Credit to the man, he managed to swing his gun most of the way up to get a shot off. Lau knocked the gun hand aside and delivered a punch to the man’s sternum. That pushed the wind out of the American and Lau dropped, sweeping the man’s feet out from under him.

The American rolled as he hit the floor, taking the impact on his side and using his momentum to attempt to get space.

Lau didn’t give it to him. He dropped a knee onto the man’s ankle, hearing the bone snap.

The American’s head came up as he yelled in pain, giving Lau the chance to grab a handful of his hair and smash his face down into the ground. Blood spurted out as his nose broke, but the American didn’t stop.

Lau punched him in the back of the head and got another cry of pain, but no knock out for his troubles.

“Sod this.” Lau said and pulled off a sleep stamp. 

The American was struggling to his knees when Lau slapped the stamp on his cheek. The American’s arms folded and he dropped nose first to the ground.

“I mean, I do know kung fu but that’s because I’m a secret agent. Not because I’m Chinese.”

“I don’t think he can hear you.” Barker said, looking solid again.

“I know. I just had to tell him.”

“What do we do about those two?” Barker asked, pointing to the two angry men still in cages.

Lau had started to reply when an enormous spider leg crashed through the cages, smashing them.

“We leave them. Get in the car.”

Jumping into the driver’s seat, he made sure Barker was beside him and accelerated away.

“Is it chasing us?” Asked Barker.

“I’m not looking. It either is or it isn’t.”

Pushing the car up to sixty, they reached the door to the stairs in seconds.

Lau was out of the car before it stopped fully, sprinting for the door and pulling Dino’s badge out to push against the lock pad beside the door. He pulled the door open and stepped through. Barker was right behind him.

“Give me your stone.”

Barker pulled it out of his pocket, apprehensive “You aren’t putting it in a bag, are you?”

“No. I might need your help. I suspect we’ll have company soon. But you can’t vanish completely if you’re holding it. You can if I have it.”

Barker handed over the stone “Are you going to explain to me how I ended up like this?”

“Later. Right now it’s time to do as the Beard says.”

“The Beard?”

“My boss. He says its time for violence and escape.”

Barker grinned “I like the sound of that.”

Lau slipped the stone into a pocket and pulled out his stamp book and slapped an invisibility stamp on.

“How did you do that?” Barker gasped.

“Magic. Come on, up the stairs. I think I hear company descending to meet us.”

The pair had barely climbed two flights before they came into contact with the first group of guards. None of them knew what hit them as two invisible assailants attacked and dispatched them.

One flight below the door to the second floor, the invisibility spell wore off. They couldn’t afford to wait the ten minutes it would take for a safe second stamp, so Lau suffered through the stomach cramps and nausea to sneak past them. He didn’t want to risk taking the time to fight them.

They made it to the blind spot by the first floor door ten seconds before the spell wore off.

Becoming visible, Lau couldn’t hold his stomach contents in any more and vomited. Barker faded in to view but Lau told him to stay invisible.

“I can’t take another one right now, all I’d do is end up lying invisibly on the ground in agony. You stay out of sight, we can still surprise them.”

Lau took a moment to let his stomach settle and told Barker the route back to the lift.

“They have cameras, so they will spot me. You go ahead and call the lift. If we can get back up top my comms should start working again. I can call for help if we can’t get away.”

“That’s your plan? Run for it, hope you don’t die?”

Lau grimaced “The plan was to avoid detection. I hadn’t counted on a giant spider as a guard dog.”

“May I suggest an alternative?”

“Suggest away.”

Barker smiled “Do you know what my job was?”

Rick Lau spent ten minutes waiting for Barker to come back and pondered the implications and possibilities his new comrade presented.

The stone in his pocket was a reminder of how bizarre this life he had been called into could be and Barker had never known this world even existed.

It was one thing to be killed in the course of a mission, every field agent accepted that possibility. No-one outside of the MSSA even knew it was possible to force someone to be a ghost and haunt a specific item. Yet that was the fate which had befallen Edmund Barker.

Such a shame for those on floor one that he wasn’t simply a spy. He had been the Crown’s chief hidden executioner.

There was a knock on the door and Lau cautiously opened it, ready to strike out if he saw a face.

“I’ve cleared a path and I don’t think there’s a clean pair of trousers left on this floor.” Barker laughed. “Can you be invisible again?”

He shouldn’t, he should leave it for at last another half an hour, but there wouldn’t be permanent damage, so far as he knew.

“I can. But I won’t be fast or effective if we come up against trouble.”

“I still will be, though.” Barker told him.

Lau accepted the answer, slapped on a stamp, vomited over the railing and the pair of them ran for the lift.

Each step made his stomach churn and his head pound with the worst headache of his life, but Rick Lau wasn’t going to let that stop him. He had one hundred seconds to bear it, then he would either be on his way to freedom or he would be caught. Binary choices.

The last group of guards was smart. They were waiting or them on the  lift platform.

Lau’s invisibility ended just as he stepped into the light of the lift, six guns raised to point at him.

“Oh well,” he said, “I’ve had fun. Just remember to take your stone with you when you go.”

He watched fingers tighten on the triggers of the six MP5’s and waited to die.

To everyone’s surprise the guard on the left of the line twisted and fired into his teammates. Lau saw him trying to turn away from them, but in seconds then bodies were dropping to the ground. Then his head twisted unnaturally and he too fell to the floor.

Edmund Barker faded in to view next to the body.

“Thanks.” Lau managed to say before collapsing to his knees.

Six hours later Lau and Barker were stood to attention in the office of the head of MSSA.

Affectionately known as the Beard, he was a man of indeterminate age, his eyes looking much more youthful than the white beard which reached to his knees.

“Congratulations, Lau. Mission accomplished.”

“Yes, Sir. Although I wouldn’t have succeeded without agent Barker.”

The Beard studied the tuxedoed ghost “Yes. A man of extraordinary talents. Now an extraordinary being with the same talents. Very good job, Barker.”

“Thank you, Sir.”

“Now then, Barker. Lau was sent to retrieve you for two reasons. Firstly, to prevent a lengthy interrogation. You know things we do not want others to know.”

Barker was indignant “I would never have told them, Sir.”

“You would be surprised, a ghost can still be tortured. Except when that happens, they know there is no escape into death. It can be remarkably effective.”

“Sir.” Lau could hear a trace of petulance in the others acceptance and tried to hide a smile.

“The other reason is that you were sent to gather certain information on your last mission. We took the chance that you did.”

“I had a chance to memorise the list before they cornered me, Sir.”

“Excellent, you will be debriefed. And please, stop calling me Sir.”

“Call him Beard.” Whispered Lau.

“I heard that, Rick. Please, do not call me the Beard. My name is Merlin.”

Barker was momentarily taken aback “Your name is Merlin? You were named after the wizard?”

Merlin laughed and Lau joined in.

“Sorry, did I say something funny?”

“I’m not named after Merlin. I am he. Britain’s sorcerer.”

“Oh.” Barker looked like he wasn’t sure if he was being made fun of.

“It really is him. I promise you.” Lau told him.

“I suppose it makes sense that you are the head of the Monster, Sorcery and Supernatural Agency. Who would know them better than you.” Lau was impressed, not many people took this information in stride, he hadn’t handled the revelation nearly half as well. But then, he hadn’t been turned into a ghost and been chased by a giant spider first. Barker had been given a bit of a head start.

“The Monster, Sorcery and Supernatural Agency? Is that what we’re telling people the acronym stands for these days?” Merlin raised an eyebrow at Lau, who coughed and looked away.

“That isn’t what it stands for?” Barker asked.

“Of course not, what a weird name for an agency. Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.”

“What does it stand for?”

Lau groaned, everyone who worked for MSSA hated its true name, but the Beard refused to entertain the notion of changing it.

“It stands for what I demanded it be called when Henry first asked me to be in charge of Britain’s defence against the supernatural. This is Merlin’s Super Secret Agency.”

Barker boggled, Lau didn’t blame him.

“Now then. After your debriefing we will show you how to pass on, if you wish. You have served your country with distinction and deserve your reward.” 

Merlin left an unspoken choice in the air, Barker was smart enough to pick up on it.

“If I don’t wish?”

The ancient sorcerer smiled “Would you like a job?”

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 20 – The Lonely Cairn

Barnaby walked through the door into the Brown Room and looked for a friendly face. Amongst the portraiture on the walls was the famously ten minute fast clock, forever deemed  unchangeable. It said the time was three forty eight.

Cathbat-Jones was reading the Financial Times in a red leather armchair by the fireplace. He would do.

Barnaby made a beeline for his acquaintance and sat in the chair opposite him. The other man did not look up from his paper as Barnaby sat.

On the small table to his right, he spotted a glass of whiskey, obviously left by whoever had sat there before he arrived. It was exactly what he needed.

Raising the glass to his lips, he gulped it all down in one, needed it the burn and the alcohol to calm his nerves.

Cathbat-Jones looked up at that, his expression strange, more than mere disapproval.

“I apologise, old son. My need was greater than that of he who left it. I’ll have Carstairs replace it for him.”

To his surprise, C-J did not modify his expression. Intensely rude of him. Barnaby accepted that his was bad form, to drink another member’s drink, but he was in shock and needed a tonic.

“Good grief, man, remove that look from your visage. I shall summon Carstairs at once if that shall make you happy.” 

C-J continued to glare at him, was it a glare though? Puzzlement seemed more appropriate. Well, he had not been quite so gentlemanly as he could have been, but still, this seemed beyond.

Barnaby lifted his arm, index finger raised in the time honoured tradition to summon the room’s butler.

Carstairs materialised at his side and regarded him with the same expression.

“Goodness, is it so unbecoming that a man in desperate need may perform a social faux pas? I aim to rectify my actions forthwith, a replacement drink for the gentleman and a large double of the eighteen year Macallan, if you would be so good, Carstairs.” Barnaby tried to keep his voice low, within the acceptable bounds of the room’s decorum, but he was growing increasingly frustrated at the imposition of their social disapproval.

Carstairs looked to Cathbat-Jones, who gave a slow nod. The butler then moved silently away.

What was this now? Was Barnaby not a member in good standing? Had his family not held rooms and seats in the club for two centuries? What was this? Yes, ok, maybe his dues had been paid late these last six months. That was hardly his fault, the way the markets had gone. C-J should be more understanding. It was certainly within the realms of possibility that news of his little philander with Fowldwick-Bowles’ sister had become common knowledge, but she was an attractive young filly and of legal age now.

These were but minor things, and in his opinion much lesser than the mis-steps of some of the elder members.

“Come now, C-J, I have a need to unburden myself. Could you may hasten put down your  reading and listen to a tale of woe?”

Cathbat-Jones coughed, put down the FT and picked up his coffee, sipping it. Once the man was steady, he returned his look to Barnaby.

“It is not my usual day, but…” there was a clink beside him and when Barnaby looked to the small table, he saw his glass of MacAllan resting there. Carstairs was truly a master.

Picking up the whiskey, Barnaby sipped and savoured it before continuing “As I was saying, I am aware this is irregular on my part, but I suffered an experience most bizarre. My wife keeps a fine home but is not mentally capable of, well, let us merely say she has her limits.”

He sipped again and awaited C-J’s response. The only one he got was the other man sipping his own drink.

“I have a story to tell you and it may seem unbelievable. Indeed, I scarce hold it to be true and I lived through it.”

Cathbat-Jones raised an eyebrow but said nothing.

“If you will listen, I would greatly appreciate your attention.”

A nod, a gesture to continue.

Barnaby took a grateful sip of his whiskey.

“I was down in the wilds of East Sussex, to meet with the manager of a company seeking funding for further research. I shall not divulge their name, nor their business, proprieties, you understand? All I shall say is that their base of operations was off the main roads, into the hills of the Downs. The meeting went well.” That was an absolute lie, but no need to point of his failures in business here and now, they weren’t relevant to the issue at hand.

“On my drive up to their office, I had spotted what looked to be a lovely little road, tree covered and dappled in sunlight. It caught my interest and I was thinking of taking the Bentley up there after the meeting. Does one good to see the beauty of our England every so often, don’t you think?” The whiskey was finished, he signalled Carstairs for another.

“I asked the MD about it, told him I thought it could be a nice drive but wanted to be sure the road was paved the whole way. Didn’t want to risk scratching up the car. Do you know what he told me? He said there was no such road branching off where I had said. I told him I had seen the bloody thing. He insisted that the road up to their offices had no branches. That I must have been mistaken. I was outraged at his accusations, I’ve a serious mind to refuse his business due to that. In fact, do you know what? I shall. Sod him and his pompous arrogance.” There, that should cover the fact he hadn’t been able to sell his services to the man in the first place. 

“I finished the meeting as quickly as I could whilst maintaining decorum. I told him as I left that I would take a drive down this road and would send him proof of it. He laughed at me and said I could send what I liked, he knew that road and knew there was nothing like of which I spoke.”

The new whiskey appeared and the old glass removed. Barnaby sipped.

“Well, I left that meeting, got straight into the Bentley and left. Made sure the old dash camera was running. Useful things, you’d not believe the amount of footage I had of oiks gawking at my car. That’s besides the point. What I wanted was video footage of the road I planned to drive down, so that I could send it to him, send it to the whole company, maybe, just to show the stubborn fool up. The sun was starting to dip, spraying the sky a glorious prismatic glow of orange and purple. I tell you, C-J, while the life down there may be of a lower class, the views are stunning. The road was exactly where I had recalled it to be. I may have even let out a delighted yelp, possibly followed by a muttered condemnation of the MD’s intellectual faculties.”

Barnaby sipped the whiskey again. Cathbat-Jones merely watched, his interest now caught, Barnaby could tell.

“So I slipped off down there, and it was as gorgeous as I had thought on my drive past. The road was superbly maintained, which came as a small surprise. Honestly, C-J, I expected to find a Manor House or similar at the end of it. It was well suited to be a private drive to somewhere quite spectacular, in fact, I’ve half a mind to look into building myself a place down there.”

Memories stirred in him and Barnaby shivered.

“On second thoughts, perhaps not. I shall tell you why I came here all nerves and thirst. First, allow me to set the scene, as it were. The road was covered by trees, above and beside. It was a tunnel of nature, so picture perfect and pure I felt a freedom of England I thought long gone. The road wound deeper into the rising land that is the South Downs. The glorious light became fainter and I realised that dusk had passed, night was upon me.”

Cathbat-Jones coughed, coffee obviously gone down the wrong way. Barnaby waited for his companion to recover himself. He took the opportunity to review what he was to say and thought the descriptive language he had thus employed so far was mayhaps a tad too flowery to convey the terror that was to come.

“The tunnel opened before me, trees still lined the road, but their branches no longer covered it. Instead they were splayed skyward, supplicants to the light. What had been a sliver of black amongst you the green became a river of darkness, dotted with the light of the stars. I was far enough from all human habitation that I saw them perfectly clearly for the first time in years. I had truly forgotten how beautiful they are. Once the covering was gone, the trees themselves began to thin out, revealing the darkened green fields of the Downs. I saw that the road ended a short distance away. I resolved to drive to its terminus, complete my journey, as it were.

A small wooden fence marked the border between man’s creation and the land of nature. I stopped in front of it and stepped out of the car, taking a deep breath of the pure air. I love living in the city, old boy, but there is something to be said for the taste of untouched air. In the gleam of my headlights, I saw something a short way up the hill. Having come this far to see what the road would lead to, I could not in good conscience leave without investigating it. It was a simple matter to hop the fence, leaving the engine running to light my way.”

It had not been simple, Barnaby knew he was neither as young nor as fit as he imagined himself and had been quite winded by the small, undignified scramble over the wooden slats. No need to spoil a good narrative with absolute truth though.

“Walking towards the shape, I could see it was made of many flat rocks. As I closed on it, I felt quite excited, to my untrained eyes and half remembered history lessons, I thought it to be a cairn. A burial mound, you know? I wondered if it was undiscovered, before realising that someone must have seen it before, if only the salty labourers who had built the road. I approached it with a minor reverence, a true piece of English history, from a time when that really meant something. I laid my hand upon it and felt a slight shift, before one large piece fell down, revealing its opening.”

Another tiny lie, he knew and was sure C-J suspected that he had pried the stone away to see if there were treasures to recover. But they both knew the game, one did not admit to petty theft. Instead happy accidents of fate were how one acquired treasures.

“Peering inside, I could see nothing. The darkness inside was complete and I wished I had a torch with me. My phone had one, but I had left it in the car. I determined to retrieve it and to see what history I might spy inside, however, that was not to be.”

Barnaby gulped and sipped at his whiskey to wet his throat which had suddenly dried up at the memory of what he was about to describe.

“Turning back, I began my descent when I saw a shadow pass in front of the headlights. I called out, identifying myself and asking if they were the landowner. If I had inadvertently trespassed, I would gladly apologise. I received no response. I made my return cautiously then, not knowing of perhaps this was a trap laid for the unwary, to rob them. If so, I cursed myself for a damn fool, to have left the car running with the keys still inside. I did not know where they might have hidden, but kept my eyes constantly moving for sight that I was about to be attacked.

Another quick hop over the fence, I took one step towards the car before I saw her. 

How to describe her? What does her justice? She was tall, her hair as white as, well snow would be the obvious comparison. It was long, unwashed and ran all the way to her heels. When I say tall, I mean she was easily six feet in height, but oddly proportioned, her legs were clearly four feet of that height. Her body, short yet her arms long, perhaps a normal length, but compared to her body, they seemed wildly long. She wore a short, dirty tunic that barely covered her genitals. She was the strangest sight I had ever seen.

She was walking around the car, seemingly fascinated by it. I took the opportunity while she was still facing away from me to step smartly out of the headlights, to hide myself from her.”

Step smartly definitely sounded better than scrambled wildly whilst trying not to wet himself. He doubted C-J would appreciate such coarse truth, nor would he let him forget it.

“She was trailing a long fingered hand across the car, touching each different material, fondling my Bentley. I saw her drop to all fours to sniff the rear tyre. It was, I say to you, the most unexpected and bizarre behaviour. But I could not make myself call out to her again. It was not just her strange physical deformities that stopped me. Something rolled off of her, a perfume of horror. The idea of her made my stomach rebel and my eyes disbelieve. She was wrong, do you understand? The world felt torn around her, she was an imposition upon it. I was resolved that as soon as she was away from the driver’s door, I would make my move, dive inside and lock myself in. Then I could calmly drive way, leave this weird woman behind. Or wyrd woman even, with a y, you see.”

Barnaby tried to laugh, found it to be a sob and covered himself by drinking the last of the whiskey.

“All my plans were dashed when she turned to face in my direction. In the light from the the car, I would just make out her eyes, pure white, no pupils. I think at seeing that, I must have made some small sound, for she locked eyes on me.”

Fine, yes, the small sound had been a very clear shriek of terror. But again, no need to reveal a moment of weakness.

“A savage smile she wore, then. Triumphant and unpleasant. She dropped the all fours and scurried my way, limbs pinwheeling wildly. It was an unnerving sight, I tell you. I dared not attempt to fight what looked to be a crazy woman, so I dodged away, up and over the fence again, trying to draw her away from the Bentley so that I could circle round to leave her behind. She followed, tumbling over the fence in a manner so grotesque I barely comprehend it. 

She was fast, C-J, so deadly fast. I jinked and dodged, only just escaping grasping hands time and again. Not once did she make a sound, but her breath smelt foul, decay and pain. I am aware that pain is not a smell, but that was the word my brain conjured upon hearing it. Up the hill and down again. I managed to make enough turns that I could outpace her enough to get the right side of the fence once more. I ran for the car, hearing only the wet slaps of her hands and feet against the grass close in behind me. Reaching the car, I made to swing myself inside when she bowled into me and sent me sprawling. I was up in a flash, leading her a merry dance around the car, but I could never gain enough of a lead to find myself space to get inside. My legs grew heavy and my nerves stretched raw, each time her elongated fingers brushed me, I shivered in revulsion. Fear had kept me in motion, but I could feel myself tiring. She seemed to suffer no ill for our extended game of It, her smile was ever gleaming, moonlight reflecting from the broken teeth in her mouth. 

Finally, one turn around the rear of the car, my left foot betrayed me, slipping out and sending me down to the tarmac. Before I could move she was upon me. Air hissed through her, whether in or out, I know not. I knew that was to be my end, even as her hands gripped my head and raised it to slam it down.

Suddenly there was light, bright and illuminating. Someone else had come up the road, I had not heard them over the blood pounding in my ears. For a moment I saw her illuminated to the fullest, saw the jagged, dried wound across the throat and the scars on her arms. I saw in her a warrior, long slain and awoken from slumber when I accidentally disturbed her cairn.

I confess, in that final moment, I must have passed out. I awoke alone. The Bentley dead, the battery must have been drained. I suspect that whoever saved me had simply fled at the sight of her instead of remaining to render aid. I don’t blame them, they had already saved me, unwitting and unknowing as they were of that fact.

With the car dead, I was forced to walk back down the road that had once seemed so inviting. Now it was a necessity. I felt a deep sense of leaving as I walked, is that strange? Some part of me stayed there, but that lonely cairn, I do not think I shall ever forget it.”

Barnaby waited for Cathbat-Jones to reply, but found his audience’s attention had wandered back to the folded newspaper.

Well, that was the absolute limit. There was a long tradition in this club for members to tell stories of the strange and uncanny. Very few of which, in his opinion, came close to the interest he had delivered. The unspoken rule was to listen attentively and then to offer comment on the likelihood or not of such events. To explain with rationality what the events might truly have been.

For C-J to simply stop listening, that was beyond the pale.

In a fit of pique, Barnaby stood, moved across and hurled the paper across the room into the fire.

Cathbat-Jones leapt in fright, most satisfyingly.

The man looked around the room wildly, demanding to know who was playing jokes.

“What joke?” Barnaby demanded, but C-J was refusing to look at him. Turning to sit back down, he saw another man, Hardwicke, was sat in his seat, drinking his whiskey! Although the latter was currently on pause as he too looked around the room in confusion.

“Very funny, chaps.” Barnaby said but they did not react.

He had not come all the way here to be insulted like this.

He had not…

How had he come here?

The road, he had been walking down it and then he…

He had walked through the door into the Brown Room.

Through the door.

Not through the doorway, he had walked through the door. The closed door.

C-J had never actually spoken, nor had Carstairs. No-one had greeted him as he arrived.

“I see.” Said Barnaby, wondering if his body had been dragged over the fence and up the hill. Stuffed inside the cairn, an eternal companion for the long dead.

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 19 – Ghostpuncher II: The Punchening

“I think I’ve got a client for you.” Ruby said while she was ringing up my fags and chicken tikka sandwich.

“Well, tell them to ring, just like everyone else.” I told her, pocketing my change.

“She’s not like your usual ones, Reg.”

Now, I love Rubes, she’s got the word out about my side business. Somehow she’s able to direct everyone that needs a ghost removing my way. But she always takes the long way round to explain things to me. I dunno, maybe she just likes the sound of her voice. I mean, I quite like it too, she’s got that husky, been smoking for forty years and loves a pint, voice. This morning, though, I had to get over the other side of town to mow a big garden and I didn’t have time to piss about with her like I usually would.

“I don’t have usual ones, darlin’. I have weirdos, scared kids, confused parents. I’ve cleared a homeless shelter and a dog kennel. What exactly do you think my usual is?”

“They all knew they had a ghost and they all came on behalf of themselves.”

Alright, she had me there. She also had my interest.

“Tell whoever it is to call me, I’ll meet them at the Queen’s after I’m done.”

Ruby rolled her green eyes at me “She’s an eighty-odd year old woman. You can’t take her to the Queen’s.”

She was right there. Even with a stern talking to about the state of his glasses, I wouldn’t trust Terry not to spit in the old dear’s sherry.

“Fine. Get her to call me and we’ll work something out.”

“I already told her you’d meet her in Milly’s this afternoon.”

“Oh, you did, did you?”

She gave me a wicked grin “You be on your best behaviour, Reg. I let Milly know you were coming and she’s going to make sure there’s a slice of Death by Chocolate waiting.”

That made my mouth water. Milly makes the best cakes in town, but whenever I have time to go in, there’s never any chocolate ones left.

“You are a sneaky wench and that’s what I love about you.”

“I know.”

“What time am I supposed to be there?”

“I thought you’d probably be clear by four. Is that alright?”

“Yeah. I’ll see her then. How will I recognise the right little old lady though?”

Ruby snorted “She’ll spot you, mate.”

I thought about that for a half second, bald, built, six foot five, not exactly the usually clientele Milly’s gets.

“Fair point. Cheers, Rubes, I’l see you tomorrow.”

The garden turned out to be a piece of piss, old man Harris had a ride on mower I could use, so I spent an enjoyable morning chugging along. I tidied up some of his borders too, even though he hadn’t asked me to. I had the spare energy after all.

That meant I was able to get to Milly’s just after half three.

Milly is a delightful woman who, unfortunately, is mostly resistant to my limited charms. The things I’d do to have that woman make me cakes every day number in the thousands. She’s in her mid forties, always has her hair tied up to keep it away from the food. She wears those glasses like librarians from American films set in the fifties.

“Here you go, Reg.” she slid a giant slice of Death by Chocolate down in front of me. Honestly, I came very close to dribbling on it.

“Thanks, Milly. Do you know what this lady I’m meeting looks like?”

“Yeah, Magda’s one of my regulars. I’ll send her over when she gets here. You want a tea?”

“Oh, yes please. Strong and sweet, if you would.”

She gave me a wink and wandered off.

I proceeded to demolish the cake as politely as I could. My polite wasn’t exactly up to the standards of the genteel standards of the other diners. All of them over sixty, half must have been into their late seventies and up. To be honest, I wasn’t quiet, I smacked my lips, sighed and thoroughly enjoyed every bite. It was all I could do to stop myself picking it up with both hands and taking large bites out of it.

I was so involved in the cake I never saw Milly ninja her way over and leave the tea.

After finishing, I closed my eyes to savour the last taste of it on my tongue. When I opened them again a refined looking lady stood opposite me. She wore a suit, that was a surprise. Dark blue, cut to fit her. Grey hair that was shoulder length, straight and well cared for. She looked like money. 

“You certainly enjoyed that.” She said her voice clear, only a tiny waver of age in it.

“I did. Would you be Magda, darlin’?”

She nodded and indicated the seat.

“Absolutely, have a seat. We’re here to have a chat after all.”

Magda slid gracefully to sit down, but I did spot her wince as her knees bent. Age is a bugger.

“I’m not certain that you can help.” She stated, not with disbelief in her voice, more resigned than anything else.

“Well, neither of us will know that until you tell me what the problem is. If I can’t, I can’t, but I might know someone who can in that case. Talk to me.”

She looked at me, a piercing inspection that showed me without doubt that this was still a very sharp lady. “Ruby says you are an exorcist of some kind.”

Ah, Ruby, always trying to pretty me up.

“No quite, I make ghosts leave. It’s generally a straightforward process.”

“Are you a man of religion?”

I laughed at that and pointed to myself “Do I look like a vicar? No, love, I’m a simple man. Hard work, dirty work, I use my hands for everything.”

“No, I suppose you don’t at that.” She looked confused, which meant she was going to ask the question “So, how do you use your hands to make ghosts leave?”

“I punch them.”

Her mouth pinched, she thought I was here to make a joke of this. Not the first time someone has reacted like that. “I see. Well, if you are done wasting my time.” She stood, I didn’t.

“I’m not wasting your time.”

“Mr Carroll,” she put haughtiness, anger and disapproval in those two words, I was impressed, “I have come to you because of a very serious situation I cannot explain. The well being of someone dear to me is at stake. I do not appreciate games.”

“Did Ruby show you my card?”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“If she had you would see I advertise myself as a ghostpuncher. Its not a joke, though I understand why you don’t believe me. If it makes you feel more comfortable you could say I exorcise spirits through direct intervention.”

“And what, pray tell, does that mean?”

I grinned “It means I punch them until they decide to leave.”

“Seriously?”

“Seriously. Doesn’t work on all ghosts. Those ones that just appear, float about, make noises and vanish, I can’t touch. I can try giving them a stern talking to, but that rarely works. Has on occasion but I can’t promise anything. Now, the buggers that move stuff, touch things, the poltergeist ones, those I can touch.”

“Why?”

I shrugged “Not entirely sure. My guess is laws of nature and stuff. If you are solid enough to touch something, then something can touch you back. I touch them with my fist. At speed. Repeatedly.”

She smiled at that, a thin one but it was the happiest she had looked since she sat down.

“Now then, tell me about the problem.”

Magda sat back down, wincing again.

“Its my sister, Lucinda. Her husband died two months ago and the things she’s been saying since it happened, well, I’m not sure what’s happening.”

“Start at the beginning. Don’t worry if you forget something, just give me the basics, we can fill in the rest later.”

“She could simply be grieving. I understand grief can do terrible things to a mind.”

“It absolutely can. I’ll tell you right now that you wouldn’t be the first to think there is a ghost only to find out that that’s not the case. I keep an open mind. I’m here to help you, not fleece you.”

Relief on her face, sometimes people just want someone to believe them.

“Start at the beginning, when her husband died.”

“Francis died of a heart attack at home two months ago. Lucinda found him.”

Died at home, definite possibility it was him then.

“She came to stay with me that night, I had to insist. She only called to let me know, didn’t want me to visit her. I insisted, I can be quite persuasive when I choose.”

I smiled, I could feel the force of her personality, I didn’t doubt she could have run the country if she chose to.

“The next day she wanted to go home. I understood that, they had been married for over fifty years, had lived in that house nearly the entire time. It was home, even without Francis. But I did make her agree to talk to me every day. Lucinda doesn’t have any close friends and she and I had struggled to maintain contact for much of the last twenty years. Honestly, its been different ever since they married, but that’s to be expected isn’t it?”

I struggled to keep my face still, this sounded too familiar but I didn’t want to jump the gun.

“We have been speaking on the phone every day and, Mr Carroll, I don’t like what’s happening with her.”

“What is happening?”

“At first it was little things, she lost her keys and couldn’t come out to meet me for lunch. Then she found them almost exactly where she thought they were. She would make herself a cup of tea, she says, but when she went to drink it, the mug was empty. She says she is struggling to keep her routine without Francis. She is deathly scared that she is losing her memory, it has always been her biggest fear after seeing what Alzheimer’s did to our mother.”

“I can understand that, horrible illness. Nothing you’ve said so far screams ghost to me, why do you or her think there is one?”

“She fell down the stairs.

I waited.

Magda dabbed at her eyes, stopping the tears before they could escape. She sucked in a breath and started speaking.

“Lucille was supposed to be coming to my house to stay for a few days. She said she wanted someone else to watch her, to see if she was slipping. She was so scared that she was getting dementia. Then she sent me a text to say I should stay away. That I was making everything worse with my concern.” She covered her mouth, trying to hold in her cries. I was out of my seat and kneeling next to her in a moment. I’ve got big arms, but I’m told that a hug from me is comforting, it makes people feel safe. So that’s exactly what I did. I wrapped my arms around this woman I had only just met and let her cry into my chest.

I looked up and saw several people staring at us, I glared back. Have I told you about my eyes? They’re blue and when I’m happy, I’m told they twinkle. When I’m angry, I’ve had people say they are the scariest thing in the world. It was the second version of them I directed at the gooseneckers.

They all looked away quickly.

I saw Milly at the counter nod at me and without a word she brought us over two fresh teas and some tissues for Magda.

I held her and let her cry, not begrudging a moment of it. If I couldn’t do anything else for her, I could do this.

When she was composed enough, she squeezed my arms and lifted her head up. I stood back up and returned to my seat.

“I’m sorry.” She began.

“Don’t apologise, you’ve nothing to be sorry for. Can you carry on?”

She straightened up, and I saw that strength in her again.

“Yes, I can.” She took a moment to collect her thoughts “When I received that text I started crying, a lot harder than I just did. It was devastating to me. Then another one followed, saying I was a terrible sister, that I had been out of her life for most of it, I didn’t need to worm my way back in now. That didn’t sound like Lucinda at all. So I rang her.”

Magda sipped her tea, using the moment to steady herself. I let her, staying silent but listening.

“Her phone rang through to voicemail. I tried again and again. For an hour I rang and got no answer. Finally she picked up. Her voice was weak and she was crying. She said she had fallen down the stairs and needed help. I drove straight round there. Her front door and back door were both locked, I could hear her moaning in pain through the letterbox. I was forced to call the police and fire brigade to break in. She had crawled into the lounge from the foot of the stairs, only a distance of five metres, perhaps, but we didn’t know why at the time. They took her to the hospital in an ambulance, she had broken her hip.”

That was bad, I knew that much. If Lucinda was close to her sister in age, they called that a life limiting injury.

“I told the doctors about the messages and how they were out of character. I told them about the lapses in memory and they sent someone to assess her. The doctor said she showed no signs of Alzheimer’s, I was so relieved and thought she would be too. She wasn’t. She was convinced there was something wrong with her, absolutely convinced. When I asked why she said that to start with, she had no memory of sending those vile texts. She insisted that she was so happy we were in regular contact again. That the only way she could have written them was if her mind was betraying her.”

I broke my silence “Do you believe her? Do you think the doctors are wrong?”

“I’m afraid I really don’t know, Mr Carroll.”

“Call me Reg. Now, I have some questions, and you have to be honest with me. If you try to hide or minimise things, I might not be able to help.”

“Of course.” 

She answered too quickly, I think she knew what I was going to ask, had already prepared herself to edit history. That was no good. So I went with the bluntest opener I could think of.

“Francis was an abusive piece of shit wasn’t he?”

“Yes. Oh, I mean, I don’t know. I certainly never saw anything.”

I shook my head “What did I just say? Honest answers, darlin’. You’ve said as much with what you’ve skipped over as you have with what you’ve said.”

“I, wouldn’t like to condemn a dead man.”

“You’ve been brought up too well, Magda. You didn’t see you sister much after they married. Stopped talking on the phone as much, yeah? You said she has no close friends, I’ll bet she hasn’t had any for a long time. Didn’t work, kept a lovely home for Francis. Isolated from the world. Any of this sound familiar?”

I got a small nod in return.

“Not your fault.”

“I could have done something!” She yelled, overly loud in the small cafe.

“What? What could you have done? You couldn’t drag her out, she was a grown woman. You answered when she called, stayed in touch, refused to be driven away completely?”

She nodded.

“So, you were there if she ever managed to make that choice herself.”

Nod.

“Now, tell me what she told you about falling down the stairs. You said that was the important part. Not the strange texts. Not her being convinced doctors were wrong. What happened when she fell down the stairs?”

I could see she was gathering her strength, this was the bit that she expected me to laugh at her, dismiss her for. So many people are scared to describe things out of the ordinary because they are scared of being embarrassed, being mocked. It always breaks my heart a bit to see it. When someone’s in pain, you don’t make them feel worse, you stand strong for them and tell them its ok.

You bastards know who you are.

“She said she had her bag packed and was at the top of the stairs when she felt a push. Just a nudge really. Enough to over balance her and send her down the stairs. Then she said there wasn’t one, that she was just a silly old fool who slipped. She bounced down the stairs and felt things break, it must have hurt so much. But she didn’t cry for help, didn’t call out. Who was going to hear her? She said… she said…” Magda dissolved again and I was back at her side before the first sob.

“She said she’d learned no-one comes when you cry. That no-one cares if you scream. That’s what he spent decades telling her, isn’t it?” I said.

Magda couldn’t speak, just nodding into me.

Milly appeared with more tea. Bless that woman.

When she had recovered I stayed beside her, crouched as she finished her story.

“Lucinda tried to stand, to get herself some paracetamol, if you can believe that. She thought a simple painkiller would work. But the pain was so much and even then she says she didn’t scream out. That she had to stay quiet. That was when she knew she needed an ambulance, but she couldn’t find her phone. She was certain she had had it in her coat pocket, but it was gone. That was when I started to ring. She looked for the sound and could just see it on the coffee table in the lounge. That’s why she crawled there. It took her so long because every inch was an agony. She had fractured both of her wrists as well. Somehow my strong, brave sister crawled all the way into the lounge. I don’t even want to imagine what pain she was in.”

More tears, another hug. I could do this all day if she needed, but I knew what I needed afterwards and it was going to be a pleasure to get it.

“When she finally reached the phone, she found a pile of pills, already out of their packaging in a pile next to it. All the medications she and Francis had been on. She was in so much pain, so scared of her mind even then, because she had forgotten where her phone was. She didn’t remember taking the pills out, but she must have. She just wanted it all to end, to stop hurting, to stop being scared and there was the answer. There was even a glass of water ready to help her swallow. She said she came so close to just taking them all. Then she saw that it was me ringing, saw how many missed calls there were and chose to answer instead.”

Magda dried her eyes, finding focus again.

“I don’t believe my sister is suicidal. I don’t believe she planned that far ahead. She had been getting brighter than I had heard or seen her in years. I think, well…” she trailed off, not sure how to finish that thought.

I knew exactly what she was thinking, because I was thinking the same thing.

“Have you got the keys to her house?” I asked.

“I have, why?”

“Because you were right, there’s a ghost in that house. He’s been haunting her for decades. I’m going there right now to send him on his way.”

“Oh, but we haven’t discussed payment. I’m not certain what your rates are, but I’m sure I can find the money.”

“One pound.” I told her.

She was surprised “So cheap?”

“I’d do this one for free. But you and your sister don’t want to feel like you owe me, you want yourselves set free. So, one pound. The keys, the address and I’ll meet you back here when its done.”

She handed the keys and a one pound coin over. The house was a good twenty minute walk away.

“I should be back in an hour, hour and a half, tops. Have some of Milly’s delicious cakes. I’ll see you soon.”

I stood and left before she could start to thank me.

I didn’t need her thanks.

I needed to beat the shit out of a prick that should have gotten gone while the getting was good.

8 Marwell Close was a standard terraced three bedroom. Nothing about it stood out from the other houses. Well maintained garden in front, brick work faded but maintained. I suspected the inside would look just as neat and tidy, I knew what kind of man Francis had been.

“Just remember, he’s his own kind of prick,” I told myself, “he’s not your Dad.”

I unlocked the door and pushed. The door resisted.

Oh, so he was going to be like that, was he?

I slammed my shoulder into the door and yelled “Open up, Francis, its the fun police.”

The door swung open and I stepped inside before closing it behind me.

He was waiting in the lounge, stocky, running to pudgy. Craggy face of a life long smoker.

“Hi, Frank. I’m just going to make myself a cuppa. Don’t mind me.”

He just glared at me, in silence. I don’t know what he thought was going on, but I doubt he imagined I could see him.

The kitchen was through the lounge so I walked past him, got to the kettle and started to make myself a brew.

He followed, glaring at me. I waited to see what he was going to do.

He glared some more. That was boring.

“Come on, Frank. Do something. Do a trick.”

I heard him mutter “My name is Francis.”

Oh, now I had him.

“Franko? Franky baby? Frank? Come on out Frank-o-tron, I’ve got something for you.”

He picked up a mug from the table cocked his arm to throw it at me and bellowed “My name is Francis! What have you got for me?”

I exploded from my slouched position and slapped him across the face.

He fell backwards, landing on his arse and dropping the mug.

“You can see me.”

“Quick on the uptake, aren’t you, sunshine?”

“You hit me.” He was incredulous.

“Slapped you, Frank. Hitting comes later.”

“Why did you slap me?” He whined.

“Because if I start hitting you, I’m not going to get the whole story. I want you to tell me what the plan is. Why are you still tormenting your ex-wife?”

“She’s not my ex-wife. She’s my wife. She’s mine.” He screeched.

I slapped him on the other cheek, if he was alive he’d have a nice big handprint on each now.

“No, mate, she’s not. If we generously, very fucking generously, mind you, give you even the slightest bit of ownership over her, you’re dead now. She gets to be free of you.”

Franky boy shocked me then by flying backwards through the wall and vanishing.

“No, she doesn’t.” He screeched.

I rolled my eyes “Yes she does, you waste of space. Even if she dies, she can choose the door and then she’s gone. I doubt they’d let you do that to her on the other side of it.”

“She can’t have the door. She can’t! She can’t! She can’t!”

“You sound like a toddler who doesn’t want to share his crayons. Come on out, you coward. Come on, Frank, aren’t you a manly man?”

He came at me through the ceiling, it would have been a good sneak attack if he hadn’t screamed “My name is Francis!” on the way down.

I caught him by the neck, taking a punch to the top of my head as I did so. I used the momentum of his fall to swing him down and slam him into the floor. I tightened my grip around his throat and delivered a surgical blow to his eye, one for the times I was certain he had blacked her eye.

“Yes, she can have the door, Frank.” It was pissing him off, I wasn’t going to ease up now. “You don’t get a say in her afterlife.”

He was gasping for air he didn’t need I rolled my eyes, tutted at him and eased my grip a little.

“I get a say. I get all the saying. She’s mine, now and forever.”

“Why couldn’t you have just gone through the door? Land of milk and honey and all that shit. Why stay here? Do you hate her that much?”

“Hate her? I love her. She’s mine forever.” He tried to spit at me, I watched it fade away as soon as it left his lips and punched him in the nose.

He howled.

“Not as much fun when you’re up against someone who can fight back, is it?” 

“You surprised me, that’s all. If you let me up, I’ll show you what a real man does.” He was feral, furious. He was exactly how I wanted him.

“Tell you what, cocker, tell me what you were up to and I’ll let you up. Give you a chance to prove how much better than me you are.”

“No you won’t.”

I sighed “Stop judging everyone based on what you’d do. I know you’re a cowardly shithead who’d lie, but I’m telling you the truth.”

He inspected my face, looking for a sign. I thought he looked like a rat, sniffing for rubbish. Whatever, I just wanted the truth out of him.

“Fine. It’s all her fault I’m dead anyway, why should she live while I’m dead?”

“Frank, you had a heart attack. How did she cause that?”

“She made me chase her! Undercooked the mash again, silly bitch. I told her it was time for a belting and she tried to run away. I chased her up the stairs, got me belt off and got in a good few hits when my chest exploded. That was me, done.”

“I see.” I didn’t, but it was the least encouraging thing I could think to say.

“She shouldn’t have run. She knew I had a bad heart.”

“So she needed to be tortured? Wouldn’t you have been having a better time through the door?”

“What door? All I saw was a trapdoor, I could feel the heat, it smelled vile. I wasn’t going through that.”

Now, that explained a lot. I’d never come across someone with that choice before, although I’d always assumed it might be an option.

“Oh ho, Frank me lad. Looks like you were a very naughty boy. Doesn’t explain why you tried to kill Lucinda though, she could still go through the door to get away from you.”

He laughed, it was evil and I really had to hold myself back from starting the beating right then.

“Oh no, I wasn’t trying to kill her. I was going to make her kill herself.”

“How does that change anything?” I was puzzled, suicides still got the door as far as I knew.

“She’s a good, devout Catholic woman. She’d never commit any other mortal sin, but suicide? I could make her do that. All I needed was to make her think she was going the way of her mother, that weak bitch. Convince her that she had to betray God at the last and then she’d either stay here with me or we could both go through the trapdoor. Either way, she stays mine forever.”

I let go of him and stood back, trying to control the absolute rage flowing through me. I’d heard of evil before, seen some nasty stuff overseas, but I had never encountered anyone who plumbed the depths of hell before. He deserved the trapdoor. Deserved everything he was going to get.

“Stand up.” I couldn’t hold my anger in check, my voice was shaking with it.

He climbed to his feet.

“Put your fucking hands up.”

He smiled, so sure of himself and then kicked at my leg. I took the blow and drove forward with an explosive jab to his gut, as he bent I stepped in and smashed him in the ribs. From then on, I was a blur of violence and precision. I worked every vulnerable spot, balls, eyes, nose, stomach. I used my elbows, my knees, I allowed him no respite.

He began screaming and tried to cover up. I ripped his arms down and jabbed him solidly in the jaw. He dropped to the floor, wailing and I closed in and gave him a good fucking shoeing.

“Stop. Please, stop.” He wailed.

“Is that what she screamed? Is it?” I kicked him in the balls so hard I thought I’d broken my toe.

I did stop then, breathing heavily.

“Not so much fun when it’s someone who can fight back, is it? When you’re up against someone who knows what they are doing. You’re a worthless coward and I’m going to come back every single day and do this to you. You can stay here for eternity, but every day will be pain like this. Then I will die in this house and I will continue to beat you, except then, I won’t have to stop for food or drink or a rest. Do you understand me, you disgraceful excuse for a man? If you stay here, I will make sure she stays gone and your only contact with anyone will be my fists and my feet.”

“You said I could fight you.” He sobbed.

“We did fight. You lost.”

“I can’t go down there.” He sounded scared, good.

“Down there or up here. Neither one is going to be pleasant. I, on the other hand, will have the absolute time of my life.”

“Why are you doing this to me?”

“Same reason you spent your life torturing the woman who loved you. Because I can.”

I saw it in his eyes then, the realisation that I wasn’t joking. That this was his future.

The trapdoor appeared by the coffee table, he’d had a moment’s hesitation and that was all I needed.

I punched him in the head, stunning him before grabbing him by the ear and dragging him over to the trapdoor. I’d only ever touched a door once before, doing exactly this to get rid of a ghost. I just hoped I could touch the trapdoor too.

I could. 

I flung it open and smelt something so noxious it made me gag. All I could picture was misery and pain.

Frank saw what I’d done and began to feebly attempt to bat me away.

“Please don’t.” He begged.

“I’m betting she said that to you. Did it ever stop you?”

I didn’t give him a chance to reply, I threw him in and closed it on his screams. The trapdoor vanished, but just as it did, I’m sure I heard a belch.

Magda was waiting for me at the same table. I ambled over to her, grinning, today had been a good day’s work.

“Is it done?”

“Its done. He’s gone. Lucinda can move home whenever she wants.”

Magda smiled “Oh, she’s not moving home. She’s going to live with me from now on. We had already decided that. She plans to sell the house. I was just scared he would follow her to mine and that she would never be free.”

I laughed, Frank had lost before I ever met him. He had decided to haunt the house, Lucinda was out of his reach. That was why he’d been hiding her keys and stopping her from leaving.

“What is so funny?” Magda asked.

“She had already beaten him. Your wonderful sister had already won, she just didn’t know it.” I explained how and why.

Magda beamed and started laughing with me.

Reg Carroll

Will Return

In

Ghostpuncher III: The Fatal Punch of Death

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 18 – See

1. Opening

If there was such a thing as the opposite to the luck of the Irish, Dave MacCall was certain he had it. The luck of the Welsh perhaps?

Somehow, despite his best preparations, something always seemed to go wrong in a big, but fixable way on all of his jobs. They cost time and money, made each job harder than it should be, but Dave always got it done.

When the hole opened ten minutes after the ribbon cutting ceremony, while Mr Ito was still on site, Dave couldn’t believe it. He had overseen the surveys, had double and triple checked all of the land registries. There had never been a mine within ten miles of this site, according to all available records.

So, obviously, a hole opened up leading to an unknown shaft while all the head honchos and money men were still there to see it happen. 

He’d been happily walking around with his up drunk champagne, nodding at men and women he didn’t know, admiring the cut of their expensive suits when his foreman had sent a runner over with the news.

“What do you mean there’s a hole in the middle of the site?”

The man was unhelpful “That’s what Mr Ford told me to tell you.”

Dave saw the eyes of the people who would not appreciate this news one bit starting to turn their way. He couldn’t have this conversation here and now. He plunked his glass down on the tray of a passing waitress and gestured for the man to lead him t he problem.

“Just keep schtum until we get out of the party.” He told him.

He tried to slip away, but he saw Mr Ito’s gaze hold on him. The Japanese businessman narrowed his eyes, but Dave flashed him a winning smile and a thumbs up to wave off any worry he might be causing. Ito smiled thinly before returning to his conversation.

Out of the big tent hosting the party, Dave and the man hustled over towards the small crowd gathered in the middle of the patch of land where the factory was going to be built.

Wilson Ford was easily visible, at nearly seven feet tall the foreman never blended in to the background.

“Wilson, what’s this about a hole?” Dave demanded.

“You got that backwards, Dave. We need to know what this hole is about.” Wilson said, pointing at an area which had been hastily taped off.

Dave approached the tape and when he saw what they were calling a hole, he felt all the spit in his mouth dry up.

Hole was the wrong word for what had appeared, this was not some gap in the ground leading down. What Dave saw was a depression in the earth, a fifteen foot long slope that dropped about seven feet down int the ground. At the termination of the slop was a black mouth, leading into darkness. The maw was framed by wooden pillars, supporting the void, stopping it from falling back in.

“You work fast, Wilson. Where did you get the wood for the support structure?” 

“We didn’t build that, Dave. This is exactly how it appeared.”

Dave sucked on his teeth, thoughtfully “We checked this whole area for old mines. Why did we miss this?”

Wilson looked embarrassed “I don’t know. None of the maps show a mine near here, ground penetrating radar saw nothing. I honestly don’t know how we missed this.”

Now thoughts of how much this was gong to cost, what steps were going to need to be taken to make the area safe, all the really stressful stuff he thought they’d ready dealt with rusted through Dave MacCall’s mind.

God fucking damn it.

“Has anyone had a look inside yet? Do we know if this is something small or large?”

“No. We haven’t even had a chance to see if it is safe to walk down that slope yet.”

Dave sighed, he couldn’t risk getting the heavy equipment or inspectors around here while the money stood around having drinks. They were going to have to play this close.

“Right, Wilson, put together a small team. Once the fat cats have buggered off we’ll have a looksee down there. Until then, go have a cuppa, boys. Work will wait until I know its safe.”

2. Inspection

Hours later the party was done, the tent packed away and all the catering staff had finally left. Dave finally felt secure enough to get work started on the inspection.

They pulled in a couple of floodlights to keep the area visible while the sun started to set. He promised the hand picked team triple time for working on this through the night.

The slope was found to be be steady with no voids beneath it as far as they could tell. Dave was confident that he wouldn’t lose his inspectors to a sudden sink hole.

The three men he sent down still made every step forward a cautious one, not fully trusting equipment that had managed to miss an entire mine beneath their feet.

Dave and the rest of the crew stayed behind the tape, safety was his primary concern. He communicated with his team over the radio.

“We’ve reached the opening.” Bryn said.

“How’s it look?” Dave asked “What do you see?”

There was no reply for nearly a minute, that was unusual, Dave could see his team bu they weren’t communicating. The three of them were shining their torch’s into the mouth. From their body language, he could tell they were puzzled.

“Speak to me, boys. What’s going on?”

“We can’t see inside.” Bryn replied.

“What do you mean? Is the entrance blocked?”

“No. It’s weird, boss.The torches don’t light up inside.”

“You mean your torches are defective? All three of them?” Dave could feel his blood pressure rising, bloody cheaper out on the equipment, hadn’t they? That would explain why they’d missed this. He’d have a strong word with management and procurement once he’d sorted this problem.

“That’s not it. Better you come down, it doesn’t make sense if I explain it. You need to see it with your own eyes.” Bryn, normally so calm and collected sounded rattled. That wasn’t right.

“I’m going down.” Dave told Wilson, handing him the radio.

“Is that a good idea?”

“Apparently I’m not going to get a sensible answer unless I do, so its the only idea right now.”

By the time Dave reached the bottom of the slope, the sun had the and the area was solely lit by the floodlights.

Nodding a greeting to the team, Dave’s first order of business was to look at the wooden supports holding the mouth open. They were old, but solid. He could see no sign of rot or decay on hem. They put him in mind of trees more than anything else, old, solid, but alive. He couldn’t explain why that thought came to him.

Satisfied that they weren’t going to break and collapse the opening on him, Dave asked Bryn what the problem with the torches were.

Bryn simply turned his powerful torch on and pointed it to the sky to show that it was working. Once he was apparently satisfied that Dave had seen its efficiency, Bryn pointed the torch into the void. The light penetrated two steps and vanished. Not hit a solid object and terminated there, it simply did not penetrate further than two steps.

The other two pointed their torches as well, shining them separately and then together so they converged as a one bigger beam. None of the light would go further in than two steps.

Dave felt his spit drying up again, his bowels churned and he wanted nothing more than to run away from this blackness, this all consuming darkness. He could tell by the way the other men were shaking tat they wanted to do the same. He couldn’t do that though, if he ran away from this hole, h’d be laughed out of the business, no matter what these other three said. He’d become the man who was scared of a hole. He wouldn’t run a construction site again in his life.

He had to stay.

“You boys, go back up the slope, not much more you can do down here. Have someone bring me a pole, a stick, a shovel, anything that is longer than the two steps the light reaches.” He took the radio from Bryn before they left.

His team didn’t run back up the slope, but it wasn’t a walk either. They didn’t want to betray their fear to the men above but at the same time they wanted to be as far away from this strange empty space as they could. Resulting in a half jog, half skip as they ascended. Dave could hear the chuckles from above at the sight but he didn’t join in, it was all he could do to not copy them.

He had to stay down here, being certain that if he went back up the slope he could never bring himself to come back down again.

“How’s it going, Dave? The boys say you want a pole of something?” Wilson sounded puzzled, Dave didn’t blame him.

“I need something that isn’t me to stick into the hole.” 

There was a long pause “What’s going on down there?”

“I don’t know yet. Just bring me something to poke with.”

A few minutes later Wilson himself came down with a sift foot pole and a length of rope.

“What’s with the rope?”

“Bryn did his best to explain and I know you. If we can’t find something with this pole, then so on is going to have to go in and you will probably do it yourself.”

Dave felt bile rise in his throat, he hadn’t consider stepping into that all consuming darkness at all. The very though of it was terrifying, but now Wilson had sad it, he knew he probably would.

“We’ve been working together too long.” He told Wilson, trying to hide his fear.

Wilson grunted and handed the pole over.

“Keep your torch pointed on the pole.” Dave told him.

Holding his breath, Dave slowly pushed the pole into the darkness. Even with Wilson’s torch illuminating the metal, the tip of the pole vanished at the same spot that the light from the torch did. Dave kept pushing it in until three feet of it was lost to view. There was no resistance, despite not being able to see it, he could tell that there was empty space behind the curtain of darkness.

He had pushed the pole through at waist height, reasoning that it would be the easiest way to maintain balance. Now he lowered the tip of the pole down, searching for the floor. Dave felt the impact as he then down and judging by the angle of the pole when it did so, the floor inside was the same height as outside.

Wilson reminded silent and Dave glanced at him to see sweat dripping down his foreman’s face. 

Without speaking, Dave started to sweep the pole back and forth across the floor, searching for rocks or obstructions. There was nothing, it was perfectly smooth. He didn’t even feel the small stones and rocks he expected to. The only time it touched anything was when he reached the walls or lifted it up to the ceiling.

Satisfied that there was more behind he darkness, Dave withdrew the pole and inspected the part that had vanished out of the light. The pole looked fine. It had collected no dust, no mud, no trace of anything from inside.

He showed Wilson the pole and the other man just grunted, sweat now pouring off of him.

“You doing ok?”

Wilson shook his head “This is wrong. It feels wrong, Dave.”

Dave knew exactly what he meant, but nothing could happen until they had some answers.

“Measure me out five feet or rope. I need to see what’s there, or feel for anything that can help us understand.” He could hear his voice shaking even as he spoke. He did not want to go into that black space. It actively repulsed him, made every instinct long since hardwired into his animal brain scream at him to run away, go away.

“You measure me out five feet. I’ll go in.” Wilson said, his voice somewhat steadier than Dave’s.

Dave began to protest before Wilson held up a hand “Two things, one, you’re fitter than me. If one of us gets into trouble in there, the other one needs to be able to pull them out. You’ll pull me clear easier than if I try to pull you out. Secondly, you’re the boss. You delegate, that’s why you have staff.”

Dave understood the first part and is agreed with the second, h shouldn’t put his men into possible danger if he wouldn’t risk it himself, but he couldn’t bring himself to argue. Instead a wave of relief swept him.

“Let’s do this before we both change our minds then.”

Wilson nodded and began to tie the rope around his waist. When it was secure, Dave measured out five feet and held the rope in place.

“Ready?”

“Not even a bit.” Wilson whispered “Let’s do this before my nerve breaks.”

“Whistle, sing or just keep talking while you go in. Let me hear you’re ok.”

Wilson nodded and attempted to whistle, a dry raspberry was all he could manage. He looked to Dave, no humour in his face and shrugged. He started to sing “La la la” timelessly and stepped beyond the curtain of nothing.

Dave was ready to yank him back the second he stepped through is his voice was cut off, but it wasn’t.

“You’re in. Can you see anything?”

“No. I had my torch on but its not showing any light. I’m blind in here.”

Dave watched as the rope slowly uncoiled, tracking Wilson’s progress.

“What do you feel?” He yelled.

“The floor is smooth, definitely man made. This doesn’t feel like dirt, more like stone, concrete even. Its absolutely smooth, I’m cant feel any imperfections but…” Wilson’s voice trailed off.

“Wilson?” Dave got a good grip on the rope, ready to tug.

“Is that light?” Wilson wasn’t talking to Dave, his voice was too quiet. 

“Wilson, talk to me.”

“Sorry, boss. I saw, I mean I thought I saw… No, never mind, its this dark, its playing tricks.”

Wilson was four foot of rope into the dark, Dave let him know.

“There’s still nothing here, its empty… What the fuck?” Wilson screamed and the rope yanked out of Dave’s hand as though Wilson had lurched forward three feet.

Dave got his grip back and started pulling against resistance.

“Wilson! Wilson, what happened?”

Wilson answered with a scream and Dave started hauling away on the rope, pulling with all his might. Every few pulls, the rope would yank back into the darkness and Dave would redouble his efforts.

“Don’t want to see! Don’t want to see!” Wilson started yelling, terror infecting every syllable.

Dave hauled as fast as he could, bellowing back at his crew for men to come and help.

The rope stopped pulling away, instead it moved from side to side instead.

Wilson screamed again, agony and terror mingling with pain.

His voice died away as four members of the crew reached Dave, he didn’t explain, just told them to pull on the rope as hard as they could.

Within moments they dragged Wilson out of the darkness and into the harsh, artificial light.

Dave heard at least one of the men behind him throw up as they saw the foreman.

The lower half of Wilson’s face was a red, made by the blood pouring from his empty eye sockets.

In each hand he held the remains of an eye, squashed in his powerful fingers.

“Wilson, what happened?” Dave asked.

Wilson laughed “Can’t see no more.”

He kept laughing, hysteria capturing him. His laughs had no mirth, they were screams masquerading as laughs and he couldn’t stop.

Overcome with horror, Dave dropped to his knees even as the men behind him pulled out phones to ring for an ambulance.

3. Investigation

By lunchtime the next day the police had cordoned off the whole site and sent all of the workers home.

Detective Inspector Belinda Garvey was in charge of the site and the team but didn’t know exactly what her next steps should be after closing everything down.

Wilson Ford had died en route to the hospital the night before, apparently still laughing right up to his final breath. 

She had been forced to have constables forcibly restrain the manager, Dave MacCall when he insisted that she not send any forensic officers into the tunnel. He had been so adamant, so scared that she had relented, temporarily, waiting until daylight so that they could see what they were doing.

When the sun rose, the forensic team went down the slope to investigate the tunnel. They reported back that light would not penetrate more than a foot into the tunnel and they were unsure how to proceed.

She deferred to the head forensic officer, who wanted to send a two man team inside, along with a couple of constables for protection in case Ford’s injuries had not been self inflicted as fist reports suggested.

DI Garvey wan’t sure that was the right step. The reports she had been given from the witness testimony of the night before said that there was no light inside the tunnel, that torches did not illuminate anything. They needed to investigate, but how could they if the team were unable to see anything?

After a long discussion with the chief forensic office, she decided to allow them inside with the protection they had asked for. She inquired as to whether they would require safety ropes, such as the builders had used the night before. The idea was turned down, too easy for everyone to become tangled up. Besides, Ford had only gone a few feet inside, if there was any trouble they would be able to pull each other out.

Garvey wasn’t so sure about that, if they couldn’t see anything, which they all had suspicions as an over exaggeration of the situation, then how would the officers be able to find out where their colleagues in need were.

The forensic team were certain tat thy would be able to hear each other well enough and the tunnel was only seven feet wide, there wouldn’t be room for them to lose each other.

At 12.17 the four officers stepped through the dark curtain and vanished from view.

Radio communication was cut off immediately.

They could still speak to each other, but radio waves seemed as unable to penetrate the darkness as any form of light.

At 12.22 they heard the first yell of surprise.

At 12.23 they heard the first scream. 

DI Garvey ordered the team out of the tunnel immediately and debated the wisdom of allowing them to enter without safety lines.

By 12.24 none of the team had exited the tunnel, Garvey sent tow more officers forward, with instructions to reach in and grab whoever they could but not to fully enter the tunnel.

The two officers knelt down, reached in and within seconds were pulling out one of the forensic officers. She mad badly mauled, deep scratches covered her face and her eyes had suffered extensive damage. Blood and skin were later found under her fingernails, she had ripped through her latex gloves while tearing at her own face. The immediately evacuated her to their temporary base to bandage her while an ambulance was summoned.

The screams inside the tunnel were fading, receding into the distance.

Garvey knew she had to do something, but didn’t want to risk sending in more officers blind where they could be injured or killed. She knew her career was going to take a hit from this, but she decided to relinquish control and requested that a senior officer be dispatched to take over the scene.

Her Chief Inspector arrived on scene at 2.12 and relieved her of command and sent her home after hearing her report.

At 4.56 one of the forensic officers crawled out of the tunnel. His eyes had suffered severe trauma, they were little more than pulped jelly that dribbled from the sockets. He could not speak coherently, only mewling like a terrified kitten.

By 5.15 the Chief Inspector had finished with his phone call to the Ministry of Defence and the site was officially placed under the jurisdiction of the army.

4. Invasion

Three days after the loss of the two officers in the tunnel, Major Eric Nevis ordered the bomb disposal robot in.

The days leading up to this point had been a steady march of activity. Engineers put up an electrified fence around the site. Scientists were called in to analyse the situation and a barracks was quickly put up on site. Senior officers conferred and listen of the advice of the scientists, who merely mostly unable to provide any information at this point. Watches and guard duty were organised.

The results of the science team revealed that nothing inside the tunnel was toxic, noxious or in any way dangerous to humans. The barrier of darkness was theorised to be some kind of electro-magnetic shield, which would explain the radio failures and could possibly explain the lack of light.

After hearing all the details of Ford’s inspection and the failure of the police investigation, no-one was in a hurry to send soldiers inside until they had a better understanding of the situation.

The chief scientist, Dr Grace Hill, said that while they could not find any reason for the results of the previous excursions, they could not say that those results might not be replicated if they started sending men inside.

The compromise was to send in the robot, controlled by wire instead of radio. It was fitted with three cameras, one infra-red, one night vision and one regular. It was also fitted. With an Omani-directional microphone to listen for anything that might give them a clue as to what was happening inside.

The surviving forensic officer had kept saying that “They wanted to see.” Who “they” were and how they had caused the injuries was still unknown. She had been sedated for the past three days, since whenever she woke up she would mutter about “they” and “them” for a few minutes before screaming continuously. The constable who had crawled out never spoke a single word and seemed unaware that he had made it out of the tunnel. His mind was broken.

Major Nevis watched the robot roll forward on its treads and vanish into the dark. He turned to the operator “Do you still have contact with it?”

The robot’s operator was a young corporal named Daniels, he was staring at the black screen on his console “I’m still getting readings. Can’t see anything one the regular camera, switching to infra red.”

There was a moment of quiet when the screen flickered as the input feed changed. It remained essentially blank, filled only with black.

“Trying night vision now.”

The same result.

“Do I proceed or withdraw, sir?” Daniels asked.

“Withdraw for now. You can’t see what you’re doing and if there’s something in there that can tip it over, you’ll never know until its too late. The bean counters dislike us breaking expensive machinery.”

Daniels grinned and moved his hands to the controls, before frowning.

“Problem, Corporal?”

“I’m not sure, Sir. I think I heard something.”

“Think?”

“If it was anything, it was very faint. Could have been noise from out here, but, I think I heard it on my headset.”

“Hold position for now. Keep listening. If you don’t hear anything you are certain of in the next five minutes, withdraw the bot and we’ll consider our next steps.” Nevis said.

“Sir.” Daniels affirmed, placing both earphones tight of his ears and closing his eyes to listen.

After three minutes he removed his headphones and looked to the Major “Its very faint, Sir, but I think it’s someone calling for help.”

The four man team from Hereford turned up in a Land Rover wearing civvies. Major Nevis explained the situation and all current available data to their Captain while the team left to change.

The Captain assured Nevis that his men had the best no-light imaging systems. They could cope with whatever was inside the tunnel.

Major Nevis hoped the man was correct, he had been down to that curtain of darkness and felt the world was wrong the other side of it. An unexplainable feeling of sadness and fear threatened to overwhelm him when he stood near it for too long. He did not, however, impart that information to the Captain. Nebulous feelings of fear were acceptable to experience, but to explain them to a fellow officer was unbecoming.

Nevis wished the Captain well and watched him depart to brief his team.

The team entered the tunnel at 14.33, as expected all radio communication was immediately lost.

Nothing was heard for the next ten minutes.

Observers at the tunnel entrance reported hearing gunfire at 14.45. At first the firing was reported to be multiple short bursts. This was followed by sustained, continuous firing until there was an explosion, presumed to be a grenade.

Nothing more was heard from the team.

5. Recruitment

Professor Duncan Wells never found out who came up with the idea. In hindsight, he would have said that it was a relatively obvious one.

One June morning just after finishing his lecture, he was approached by two officials from the Ministry of Defence. They requested his help with some of vital importance. They asked him to come immediately, to tell no-one where he was going and that he would be required to sign the Official Secrets Act.

Wells was surprised that had one in Braille ready for him.

Professor Wells arrived at site Blackline that afternoon. He was shown to a room, given some food and told the briefing would begin in one hour and that he could rest until then.

Carefully exploring the unfamiliar room, Wells found the bed and lay down upon it. He didn’t know what they wanted from him, he couldn’t think of many geological emergencies in Wales that warranted summoning a blind Professor. That was the bit that held his attention the most, he had been selected specifically because he was blind. His name was at the top of an exceedingly short list.

Someone knocked on the door and snapped him out of his nap.

“Professor Wells?”

“I’m awake.”

“I’m Private Gordon, I’m here to escort you to the briefing.”

Wells sat up on the bed “Be with you in a moment.”

Slipping his shoes on, Well shook himself to clear the sleep away. He didn’t feel refreshed, instead he felt more tired than when he had lain down. 

“Napped a bit too long.” He muttered.

Opening the door he jumped when a hand gripped his elbow.

“What are you doing?” He shouted.

“Sorry, Professor. I was told to guide you to the briefing.”

“You don’t need to hold me to guide me, young man. I can make my way quite well by resting a hand on your shoulder. You gave me a shock.” Wells rebuked the soldier, but gently.

“Sorry, Prof. Lean on me then, I’ll lead you.”

Wells sighed at being called Prof, but placed his hand on the man’s shoulder and allowed himself to be led along a number of corridors until they entered a room where other people were talking.

“Professor Wells,” a thin, high pitched man’s voice spoke “thank you for attending. My name is Vanger, I am the, uh uh, co-ordinator of this venture.”

“Thank you for inviting me. I confess to not being entirely sure what it is I have come for.” Wells replied.

“Me either, mate.” A rough, scouse accent chimed in. “I was quite happy, sitting at home with the bird and listening to porn.”

“Thank you, Sergeant, uh uh, Treedle.” Vanger said, annoyed, “If you would take a seat, Professor, I shall begin the briefing.”

Private Gordon tried to guide him to a seat, but Wells shook him off, finding his own way. He didn’t need a guide for something like this.

“Thank you, Private, that will be all.” Vanger’s voice was dismissive, condescending and Wells was taking a quick dislike to the man.

When Gordon’s footsteps had faded away, Wells heard a door close and Vanger move back to stand in front of him and the Liverpudlian to his left, Treedle.

“Gentlemen, you have been asked to help the nation with a particularly strange problem. I will now give you a brief overview of the situation as we understand it, I will then, uh uh, tell you what it is we ask of you. Is that acceptable?”

Treedle grunted what sounded like agreement, Wells spoke a clear “Yes.”

“Excellent. Please hold all of your questions until I have, uh uh, finished.”

Vanger then told them about the appearance of the depression and the discovery of the tunnel entrance. How it looked like a mine shaft but there was no record of a mine ever having been worked near here. Vanger said that light ad radio waves could not pass more than two feet into the tunnel and that several people had gone in and come back out mutilated and mad. He then told them about the loss of two police officers and four soldiers.

Wells realised he was holding his breath. What did all this have to do with him? He could have checked to see if there were historical records or anything in the geological record to suggest mining may have taken place but low from the records. To be frank, there were hundreds of people in his field who could do the same and easier with older records.

“One thing that all of the human incidents have in, uh uh, common, is that all of them were recovered with extensive self inflicted wounds to the eyes. It is the belief of this task force that something about the dark induces a form of sensory deprivation and causes hallucinations that result in these injuries.”

Now it made else why they had asked for him, Wells wondered if the man beside him was also blind.

“So, you called me out of my medical retirement because I got blinded, is that it?” Treedle confirmed Wells’ theory.

“Indeed, Sergeant. Our prevailing theory is that persons who are, uh uh, blind, are much less likely to be susceptible to the hallucinations. Therefore we propose to send you two gentlemen into the tunnel for further, uh uh, research.”

Sergeant, former soldier, Wells supposed that made some sense then immediately discounted that thought. Did they expect the man to be a ninja at martial combat in the dark?

“Sergeant Treedle, we asked for you due to your combat experiences in Afghanistan.” Apparently they did. “Professor Wells, we have asked you because we need some idea of what the purpose of this tunnel is and what might be causing the strange field of, uh uh, darkness.”

“Really, mate? Do you think I’m some kind of blind martial arts expert or something? Just because I was a soldier doesn’t mean I can fight well now I can’t see.” Treedle sounded angry.

“Oh, I, er, uh uh, apologise.” Vanger was flustered, they really had thought Treedle could fight in the dark “It was our understanding that you had kept up with some form of sel defence after your discharge? More specifically we asked for you due to your experiences in fighting in tunnels. The committee thought someone with a passing familiarity to the way sound moves in them would be an, uh uh, asset.”

Treedle laughed “I’ve learned enough to hold someone off if they get close. Maybe even choke them out if I’m lucky. Anyone could take me out from range easier enough.”

Vanger leapt on this “But that is the, uh uh, point. Anyone in that tunnel will be as restricted in their vision as you two! Literally no light penetrates the curtain of, uh uh, darkness.”

“So, what you’re saying is that anything living in there has spent its entire life in darkness and knows just how to use it to hunt? Not exactly filling me with confidence Mr, uh uh, Vanger.”

Wells just managed to keep the smile from his face at Treedle’s mockery. He coughed to cover it and asked “So, what exactly is it you want me to do in there? I presume you have asked for Mr Treedle because you want me to have some sort of security?”

“We want you to take samples of the tunnel. Store them for later examination or stud them there and then. We must know what this tunnel is, how big it is and any other dangers it may, uh uh, present. Gentlemen, we need you to be explorers.”

His voice rose to stirring heights, but the effect was broken by Treedle belching, loudly, before declaring “Why not. Seems like a laugh.”

This time Wells couldn’t keep the smile from his face.

6. Exploration

Neither Wells nor Treedle noticed anything different when they stepped through the so-called curtain of darkness. The only difference they noted was that their radio, which had been receiving a constant tone, suddenly went silent.

“We’re in then, Prof.”

“Please, call me Duncan.”

“I’m Michael, call me Mac.”

“I will. Shall we proceed then, Mac?”

“If you like. You don’t want to scrape a wall or something?”

“No. This close in they could reach through and do it themselves. Let’s get a good distance in. I will stay close to a wall, however, so that I can feel if the texture changes.”

“You do what you need to, Duncan. I’m just going to try to enjoy the stroll.”

They kept close enough to each other that they could hear their breaths and steps. Each of them had a cane, military issue, to check the floor ahead of them for any impediments.

They had only been walking fo five minutes when Mac told him to stop.

“What is it?”

Mac’s reply came from below his waist, the other man was knelt or crouching “Found a body. Feels like paper overalls. Think this is their lost forensic officer.”

“Can you tell what happened?”

“I’m not CSI Blind Squaddie, Duncan. This guy is cold and he ain’t breathing. Its a corpse.”

“I’ll check his face, see if he has suffered facial trauma as well.”

“You do you. Come to me.”                                                                                             

“cometome”

“Did you say something?”

“Yeah, I said come down here then.”

Wells stepped away from the wall, towards Mac. He found the soldier’s shoulder and used it as a marker to kneel down on the ground. Reaching forward he found the unfamiliar material of the forensic officer’s body suit. Working his hands along the arm to the shoulder, he felt his way to the face. Something was crusted across the clean shaven cheek, blood he suspected. Tentatively he felt for the eye, he found a gap where one should be. That was enough to convince him, he felt no need to poke in the man’s other mangled socket.

“pokeypokey”

“What did you say?” Wells demanded.

“I didn’t say a word, Prof. But I think I heard someone say something.” Mac’s voice had a harder edge in it now. “Stand yourself up, let’s get moving.”

Wells stepped back to the wall and he heard the sound of metal scraping on something.

“Mac? Did you hear that?”

“It was me, Duncan. I’ve taken my knife out.” Mac whispered “Just in case one of the others has survived but ain’t right. You understand me.”

“I do.”

“Right, let’s keep going.”

For the next hour they walked in what felt like a continuous straight line. Mac insisted on a radio check every ten minutes, arguing that if they stepped out of the curtain, they wouldn’t be able to see it happen. They received no reply.

For Duncan’s part, he marvelled at the straight lines of the tunnel, they clearly were man made, but the walls were as smooth as the floor. They found no rubble, no debris of any kind. For the walls to be this smooth, they could not have been made in a pre-industrial time, before records were as meticulous. Indeed, he was beginning to suspect there were precious few, if any, companies able to do work this clean now. The walls were obviously not natural, they had been installed after the basic shape had been dug out. He found no more support pillars after the ones he had felt just before they entered the unelected. The strength of this structure was quite unbelievable.

“You got anything round, Duncan?” Mac asked after their latest radio check.

“I have a pen. I’m afraid I left my marbles in my other suit.”

Mac snorted at the poor joke “A pen’ll do fine. I just want to check something.”

Wells knew what he was thinking, he’d been thinking it too. “I’m quite certain this tunnel slopes downwards as well.”

 “You are? I’ve only just started to notice.”

“It started not long after we found the forensic officer. It’s a slight gradient, maybe only five degrees.”

“downwithus”

“Speaking of the officer, do you think its weird we haven’t found the other copper yet?”

“It is possible that there have been passages on the other wall that we have missed.” Duncan said, realising the mistake. He should have made Mac walk along it.

“You don’t think we would have felt wind if that were the case?”

“I’m not sure. If this is a closed system, Weber would that wind come from. The air in here is remarkably still, don’t you think?”

Mac sniffed, loudly “There’s no smell either. This whole place is neutral. I’d have expected dirt or mud at the very least.”

Now he mentioned it, Wells realised Mac was correct. It wasn’t a neutral smell, it was an absence of it. He stepped closer to Mac an sniffed the other man.

“Easy, Prof. I know they say it ain’t gay if you can’t see the other fella, but buy us a drink first.”

“You have no smell, Mac.”

“I do shower, you know.” Mac said, this time sounding hurt.

“That’s not what I mean. I can’t smell soap or sweat or skin or your hair, anything. Perhaps this curtain of darkness does more than eliminate light.”

“You think it blocks out smell as well?” Mac sounded incredulous.

“Sniff me. I’m sweating. You should be able to smell something.”

He felt Mac’s breath on his neck as the man sniffed.

“Now that is weird.”

“Weirder than light and radio waves not penetrating?”

“I’m blind. Light doesn’t penetrate anywhere I go.”

Wells laughed at that “I suppose that’s true.”

“smellyou”

“Prof, I’m bloody certain I heard someone speak then.”

Wells felt the tremor of fear flow up his spine “I did too. Do we call out?”

“Not a chance. Sounded a long way off. Just keep going.”

The pair started moving again, down the long, strange tunnel.

They found the soldiers at a t-junction. They had all gone down in a small circle. Wells discovered multiple wounds on the two he could bear to investigate.

“Reports said they heard a lot of gunfire.” Mac offered.

“I don’t know hat a gunshot feels like. But if these wounds are that, then it would appear they shot each other.”

“This bloke’s missing the lower half of his leg.” Mac called out. “Guess that’s what the grenade did.”

“Bangbangboom”

Wells jumped at the voice, from the sounds Mac did too.

“Show yourself.” Mac yelled, somewhat pointlessly Wells thought.

“Hello? We aren’t here to hurt anyone.” Wells called out.

There was no reply.

“Who the fuck was that?” Mac demanded.

“Maybe its the other police officer. They said those who made it out went mad. Maybe he’s lost his mind but can’t find his way out.”

“Well, the voice came from the tunnel on the right. Do you want to go down that way to see if its him, or do you want to stick to your left side?”

Wells thought, but neither option had anything to overly recommend it. If the officer was down the right tunnel, then he must have found food or water, give that according to Vanger, he had been down here for twelve days at this point. The left hand tunnel offered the chance to explore without running into a crazy police officer and whatever weapons he might have on his person.

“Let’s go left. This may sound callous but we were not sent down here to rescue the ones who came before. I would be no good in a fight and so I would prefer to avoid one i we can. If that is the officer, perhaps he will find his own way out, he does only have to walk back up this single tunnel to find his way out.”

“Can’t say I disagree with you there, Duncan.”

The left tunnel started to slope downwards at a more obvious angle within moments, it also led to a crossroads. The pair decided thy would keep going left as long as they could and when they could not, they would go straight. In this way they knew they would always either go right or straight on the return journey.

After five turns Mac said something that Wells was not expecting.

“I think I see a light, Duncan.”

“You see a light? See? I don’t understand.”

“Neither do I.” Mac’s voice had a definite shake. “Roadside bomb left me with such damage and scarring that i went blind. My left eye had to be removed. I’ve still got my right though.”

“Mac, I have both of my eyes, I was born blind. That doesn’t mean anything.”

Wells heard the click of a torch.

“Weird.” Said Mac.

“What is?” Wells asked, starting to worry about his company’s mental state.

“I’m pretty damn sure I saw a white shape moving up ahead. But when I use the torch, I get nothing.”

“It’s your mind, Mac.”

“Is it though? Why bother giving two blind guys a torch anyway? We don’t know if this thing works at all and how would we find out?”

Wells tried to think of something to say that would reassure the other man when Mac yelped.

“Something touched me.”

“It wasn’t me.”

“I fucking know it wasn’t you, Prof. Your hand ain’t cold and crinkly.”

“mineis”

“minetoo “

“andmine”

“Who the fuck is saying that?” Mac screamed, pulling away from Wells.

“seeus”

“seeus”.

“seeus”

“seeus”

Wells heard Mac’s feet pounding, the man was running!

“Mac! Where are you? What’s going on?”

“Jesus, Duncan. I see. I see them. Why can I see them?”

Mac’s voice echoed around the tunnel, Wells completely lost track of him.

“Come back to me. Just follow my voice. I’ll stay here. Mac, just come back.”

“Duncan, don’t look. If you can see, don’t look.” Mac was screaming, his voice ragged.

“I can’t see. That’s why we’re here.”

Mac screamed again, a terrible, pained scream that started as words and dissolved into the worst noise Wells had ever heard.

“I don’t want to see. Don’t wanna see. Don’t make me see. Dontmakemeseee. Notwannaseeeeeeeeeee. Noseethroomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

Wells wanted to go towards the sound, actually, no he didn’t. He wanted to run away, far away. But he couldn’t abandon Mac. Wouldn’t let himself give in to fear. Whatever had happened to Mac, he had to know.

He kept to the left side of the tunnel, following the sound of that awful scream, even as it started to fade, becoming a faint whine and then stopping.

“Mac?” Wells heard a plaintive note in his voice and hated it.

Silence answered him.

Three more steps found him at another crossroads, which way had Mac gone? The scream had echoed so much he couldn’t tell what direction it had come from. After a minute’s terrifying silence in thought, he decided to stick to the plan. Take the left path and hope Mac had done the same in his madness.

Ten minutes and two more left turns later, Wells was certain that Mac had not gone left at the first crossroad. He felt tears on his cheeks and understood he had been crying for some time.

This was too much. He was a geology professor, not an adventurer. He would go back. Let them end someone else in. Them them fill the whole place with poison gas or a thousand bombs. Let it be sealed away and ignored. They could do anything, he didn’t care any more. There as nothing but the same stone everywhere they went.

He turned around and placed his right hand on the wall.

Impossibly the stone was different.

What had been smooth and dry was now jagged and damp.

Wells withdrew his hand in shock.

“Can’t be happening. Can’t be.” he told himself, willing belief into his words.

Tentatively he reached out and found the wall. The wall that was no longer stone. It was soft, like loam, wet, he could feel some viscous liquid drip over his hand and he withdrew it at once, wiping the stuff desperately on his trousers.

“See Us.”

“Let us see.”

“Must see us.”

“See with us.”

The voices whispered at him, around him, encircling him.

“I can’t see, you fucking idiots. I’m blind!” Wells screamed swinging his cane back and forth wildly, desperate to keep his tormentors away.

“See him.”

“See for him.”

“Make him see.“.

“Help him see.”

“Force him.”

“Gentle touch.”

“Cold light for eyes.”

“Make.”

“Force.”

“Help.”

The voices swirled and mocked, threatened and offered.

Wells swung his cane and the nook off, sprinting, trusting that the floor which was still solid would remain so.

The voices died away as he left them behind.

The clack of his cane on the wall in front of him did not give him enough warning before he ran into it face first. The soft, wet, alive wall absorbed him for a moment before spitting him out to the floor. His sunglasses remained, stuck in the wall as he fell.

The fluid, the secretions, covered his face. It dribbled in his mouth, tasting of mud and sadness.

Wells spat and wiped and screamed and cried.

Panting for breath, he forced himself up to his knees, completely turned around and lost. He patted the floor, still solid and flat, thank God, searching for his cane. He couldn’t find it and began to weep.

He allowed himself a full minute of uncontrolled emotion before starting to fight it down. He could not stop his breath from hitching entirely, but he did manage to slow it down.

Rising to his feet, Wells stretched out his right arm and felt for the wall, bracing himself for that inevitable moment of contact. It wasn’t there. Shuffling slowly sideways, he kept reaching out. Still no wall. This tunnel was wider than the ones he had been in before. The space ahead of his questing hand remained empty.

For the first time he began to imagine where he was, picturing a vast cavern Visualising a pit down to hell, the edge of which he would not see before he slipped over it.

Panic charged his hart and he could feel each beat of it slamming into his ribs.

Still nothing. Nothing forever.

Lost in the dark.

Lost below the world.

Trapped in hell. 

Surrounded by evil.

Nothing was all.

Nothing to see.

Nothing to smell.

Nothing to taste.

His hand plunged into the wall.

7. Alone

Some hours later, Professor Duncan Wells concluded he was more lost than any man had ever been.

Taking each right turn and straight path had not led him back to the entrance tunnel. Retracing his steps never deemed to return him to the same junction he had just left.

The voices would return to circle him and mock him for not seeing them. They cajoled him to see. Demanded he see them. Cried piteously when he ran away.

Each encounter with them spiked his heart and made his adrenaline pump but now he suffered more and more in the aftermath of each one as his body flushed itself clear. Exhaustion had stopped threatening to overwhelm him and was instead making a concerted attack on his mind and body. Every step was a marathon, every thought was a complete thesis.

He could not go on any more.

Slumping to the floor, Wells curled into a ball, resting his head on his arm and before he knew it, he was asleep.

8. Defiance

Wells had completely lost track of time. He was thirsty. Not quite so desperate that he was willing to try drinking the fluid that flowed down the walls  but he wasn’t far off.

He had no water or food, Mac had been carrying their provisions beyond the single bottle of water that he had drunk who knows how long ago.

How deep underground was he? In his panicked flight and desperate searches since, Well had been unable to find a single passage with a upslope. Every retraced path only led to more downward tunnels.

Had it been hours or weeks he had walked alone? Had he ever had company? Was Mac real or a remembered figment of his imagination?

Even the voices had not returned, if they had ever been real to begin with.

His blindness had been no proof against the madness which lurked down here. Instead of visual hallucinations, he had simply suffered auditory ones.

They had been wrong, whoever they were on the committee with no name.

Who had that obnoxious man been? He one that had sent him down here to his death. Venter? Virile? Venomous Vapid Vunt?

It didn’t matter. Nothing mattered.

So why did he keep walking? Keep searching?

He couldn’t answer that.

The answer was that he was mad. A sane man would lie down and die in peace. Only a madman would continually try the same thing over and over again hoping for a different result.

“Just lay down and die.” He screamed at himself, jumping at the sudden sound. He had not realised how all encompassing the silence had become.

“Just give up.” He muttered, fearful to break the silence again.

But he did not lay down. He kept waving, one foot and then the other. Grunting in pain from overworked muscles, stubbornly refusing to rest them, Professor Duncan Wells kept moving downwards in the hungry darkness.

9. See

He didn’t know when he had found his way into the chamber, his hand had left the wall and by the time he realised it he was too far away and too lost to find his way back. The lack of a wall to find broke him. He needed the comfort of that slimy, living, disgusting, beautiful sensation.

Wells bellowed his frustration to the empty world and heard his voice echo.

His voice echoed.

It could only do that in a larger space than the tunnels had provided.

“Hello.” He yelled.

“Hello.”

“Hello.”

“Hello.”

“Hello.”

“Hello.”

“Hi Duncan.”

“Hello.

“Hello.”

“Hello.

His voice bounced around the space. But not just his voice.

“Mac?” He asked the emptiness.

“Hiya.”

“Where are you?”

“Here. There. See me.”

Wells started to cry, half laughter, half terror.

“Still blind, Mac. Still can’t see a fucking thing.”

“We can help.”

“Who’s we? How can you help me?”

“Let us help.”

Wells pinched the bridge of his nose, finding comfort in his old expression of frustration.

“How do I let you help me? What are you taking about?”

“Say we can.”

Professor Duncan Wells was exhausted, he was dying, he was los. He just didn’t care any more.

“Fine. Whatever. You can help.”

“Good lad, Duncan.”

“So, how are you going to help?” Wells found amusement in his voice and was shocked to feel his face stretch into a smile. By God, he thought this was funny.

“Going to make you see. Going to see through you.”

“Mac, my loud Scouse friend, I don’t have optic nerves. They never formed. How exactly will you make me see?”

He felt a finger pushing on his left eyeball and flinched away.

“Stay still. We don’t need them. You don’t need them.” The finger pushed again “See.”

Wells’ brain conjured up an image. A figure. A human. A man. A man with hair darker than his skin. A smiling man who had someone else’s finger stuck into his left eye.

He was seeing himself. He was actually seeing.

He was seeing through Mac’s eyes.

The man got closer without moving.

No.

The man, himself, stood still, it was Mac moving closer.

The finger pushed all the way into the eye, the hand followed. Then the arm. 

His own face filled the entirety of his vision, then his eye was all he saw.

Darkness fell again and he wanted to cry.

Blinking, he realised he could see again. But now he saw from his own perspective.

“What’s happening?”

“You’re seeing through my eyes, but I’m looking out of yours.”

The darkness that surrounded him was fading, he could see a warm glow suffusing through the walls.

“It’s beautiful.” And it was, the living, pulsating walls and floor shone with a warm light. He had no other words for it.

“Will you help us all?” Asked Mac. “Will you see for us? They’ve been here so long. They crave sight again. They want to see.”

Wells saw multitudes surrounding him, faces full of hunger and hope.

“Yes,” he wept “I will help you all.”

10. Surface.

Brighton beach was jammed with people. People splashing in the sea, others sunbathing. Some overly active souls were racing each other along the sand. It was a glorious July afternoon and all was right in Ian Corven’s world.

The lads were off getting the beers in, he was holding down the table on the shingle, taking the opportunity to scout out for talent.

He loved this weather, all the bikini tops and occasional thong bottoms. He wished it was more like Miami had been, but he knew the fickle British weather wasn’t exactly conducive to the beach bunny lifestyle he had enjoyed watching over there.

The first inkling he had that his perfect day was going wrong was the deep rumble under his feet.

He thought that heavy machinery might be rolling along the road behind him until the stones under his feet started to shake and move.

Then the yells started.

There was a crowd down towards the water and they were pointing an shouting things he couldn’t understand. Then the voices turned to screams and the crowd tried to run.

Ian watched in disbelief as the stones split apart, falling into the widening crack that was streaking up the beach towards him. He was frozen, watching people of all ages slip and fall into the widening canyon.

Stones and bodies tumbled in a bloody and screaming pile down and out of sight.

The onlookers became escaping survivors, pushing each other aside, punching and hurdling bodies as their doom chased them.

As suddenly as it had started, the rumble and the motion of the beach stopped. The screaming, terrified crowd did not. Ian stayed at his table, twenty feet from the tip of the canyon and watched as children were trampled, pensioners roughly shoved aside in panic. He also saw helpers, people scooping up crying children to carry, offering support to the injured and infirm.

It was the best and worst of humanity in one swirling, screaming mass.

Then, just like that, it was over.

The mobile crowd was gone, all that remained was the injured, broken and dead.

“What the fuck just happened?” Will asked him, appearing at his shoulder holding a miraculously full pint for him.

Ian took the lager and downed it in one swift, nervous motion.

“Was that an earthquake?” Will asked.

“I don’t know.” Ian replied, numbed by the devastation in front of him.

The agonised cries of a young girl reached hi ideas and he was on his feet before he thought about it.

“We need to get down there and help who we can.”

‘Mate, it looks bad down there.”

“Don’t be a prick. People are hurt, we can help.”

Will didn’t look convinced so Ian appealed to his libido instead.

“Girls love a hero. Save a few kids and you’ll be drowning in pussy for a year.”

That worked.

“Let’s go earn some pussy.” Ian cried, clapping his hands together.

Ian regretted his motivational speech but whatever got him moving.

The pair of them had done basic first aid just last year an worked to remember what they had learned.

Ian carted a small girl with what looked like a broken leg and a broken arm up towards the bars where people were beginning to put together an area for the injured. Ian was certain the girl had been one he had seen trampled.

He found an elderly gentleman having trouble breathing. Ian managed to get the gent to his feet and helped him up the slipping stones to the aid area. Sirens filled the air with welcome noise as he dropped the man off and headed back down.

Ian was pulling a girl with blood flowing freely from a wound on her forehead up the side of the crack, canyon, whatever it was when he saw the man walking along the bottom, ten feet below him. He was so shocked by the guy’s appearance he nearly dropped the girl, who screamed at him and dug her nails into his forearm. The pain snapped him back to his situation and he carefully pulled her up and onto the stones.

“Can you walk?” He asked her.

“Yeah, it’s just a cut. If you hadn’t pulled me up though, I think we’d be talking broken leg.”

“Good. Head up towards the bars. They’ve set up an aid station. I’m going to help who else needs it.”

“Thanks, I’m Mary.”

“Ian.” He properly saw her for the first time. Cute, blonde, winning smile even with the blood on her face. Just his type.

Ian was about to ask for her number before she left when the screaming started again.

He pulled Mary down, to brace for the aftershock, but nothing happened. The screaming continued.

The pair of them looked towards where the screaming was coming from and they saw people trying to crawl away from the man he had seen deep in the canyon.

At first he thought the man’s head had swollen, massive lumps caused by flying stones, but that wasn’t it.

Those lumps were his eyes. The bulged from his head, the size of footballs. As he came closer, Ian could see they were multi faceted. A thousand, million pupils on each. They reminded him more of a fly’s eye than that of a man.

The yes bulged, swelled, rippled and then began to pop, spitting shapes far and wide.

Ian was going to be sick.

He stared at the man and felt, rather than saw, one of that multitude of pupils focus on him. It popped and he had the briefest glimpse of an old woman in a nightgown flying towards him. Then she was in him, in his eyes.

Ian started to scream, in his agony he didn’t even notice Mary start to scream as well.

11. The End

Duncan revelled in his sight, his many eyes. He saw everything. The sea, the sky, the stones, the people, the blood, the bodies, the death, the life. It was all so beautiful.

“You won’t leave me?” He asked Mac as his companions flew from him.

“I won’t, we’ve much to see.” Mac promised.

The others were grateful he had given them the world back. In the darkness they had dreamed of vision again. But they were greedy. He could understand that. They didn’t all want to seethe same thing and he was but one man.

Up here, each could take there own eyes to see.

So they had guided him through the deceitful, winding paths of Below. Controlling his steps so they could lead him to an exit.

The world was theirs to view again.

The sad and lonely would make the world anew. What sights there were to see, Duncan wanted to see them all.

Each pop and farewell was bittersweet but he gloried in them, in his role in their delivery to paradise.

Turning his back on the crowd as they were invaded and given sight anew, Professor Duncan Wells sat down and watched the blue waves crash in white foam across the dirty yellow and for the first time in his life.

He was content.

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 17 – The Grey Figure

The church of St. Andrew in Ford, also known as St Andrew’s-by-the-ford, was a smaller and less ornate building than the churches at Clymping and Yapton. Reverend Damian Follow preferred to call it a simpler church. It rested up a gravel road, which was hidden from the main road so well that many locals did not even know where it was or that it existed.

Today had been a sad one, the funeral service for a young man of only twenty three.

After he had said farewell to the mourners as they left for the crematorium at Chichester, Reverend Follow went back inside to tidy away his things.

He was surprised to find a young man still sat in the back pew, his head bowed.

“Young man, the service is over.”

The man turned to look at him and Follow saw that he as not wearing a suit as he had first thought, instead he had a thin black coat over a white t-shirt. He wore black trousers and dark trainers. He had several days growth of beard upon his face and his eyes were red and tired.

“I know it is, I’m sorry.”

Follow placed a reassuring hand on the man’s shoulder “He is at peace now.”

The man shook his head “He shouldn’t be.”

Follow frowned, the man looked up and saw his expression and shook his head.

“I don’t mean he was a bad guy, that’s not what I’m talking about. I mean he shouldn’t be dead.”

This reaction Reverend Follow understood “No, he shouldn’t. A terrible thing, that accident. For such a young man.”

The man pressed the heel of his palms into his eyes “That’s not what I meant either. He was forced into that accident. Or something caused it. He was singled out to die, vicar.”

This was an unusual reaction, but it wasn’t the first time Reverend Follow had seen people try to explain random events as being some part of a plan. A cruel plan, but it was a rationalisation they needed to deal with tragedy.

Reverend Follow opens his mouth to comfort the man, but was cut off before  could speak.

“Tell me, vicar, do you believe there are evil spirits?”

Follow pulled his hand away from the man; not another one.

Standing in the gravel car park by the church, Damian smoked the cigarette the young man, David, had offered him. It had been more years than he cared to remember since his last one but he had accepted without thought when it was offered.

“I guess you do believe then, vicar, the way you reacted.”

Damian nodded “I have encountered evil and been told of others. All in these last six months.”

David blew a smoke ring “That actually makes me feel a bit better.”

“I am glad.” Damian said, not feeling the same way.

“Would you listen to my story? I feel like I need to tell it to someone.”

Hearing another story of evil was the last thing Damian wanted to do, but he felt sure God had placed him where he was at this time for a reason. If it was to be a record of the evil that surrounded this area, it was a job he would take on.

“I will listen to your story. But perhaps we could go somewhere for lunch while you talk.”

David looked surprised “You wouldn’t rather be here, surrounded by God for protection?”

“God always surrounds us. The stones of a building, even one as old as this, are no relief to evil spirits.”

Now David looked scared “Are you sure?”

Damian remembered the fear in Gavin’s eyes, the hot, sweet smell of jam and shuddered “I am very certain.”

They went to Bognor for lunch. It turned out they both lived that way.

The cafe in the arcade was their choice, the pair of them being fans of the all day breakfast it served.

Reverend Follow sipped his coffee then asked David to start his story while they waited for the food to arrive. He gripped the mug tightly to hide that his hands were already shaking.

“The first one I saw was about six months ago.”

Follow nearly spat out his coffee “First one? You mean you’ve seen more than one?”

“I think so. They all do the same thing, so I’m not certain that it is different spirits.”

“They do the same thing?”

David gulped a big mouthful of his tea “No offence, vicar, but it will be easier to follow if you just let me tell it to begin with. Then you can ask questions, you might see things I overlooked.

“That’s reasonable, I apologise.”

“So, yeah, I saw the first one about six months ago, but I didn’t know that’s what I had seen until I saw the next one.” He chugged down more of the hot tea “Do you remember the old lady who died when there was a malfunction on the Christmas carousel?”

Reverend Follow did, Margaret Apple, he had presided over her funeral, strangely enough that had also been held at St Andrew’s. He nodded to let David know he was aware.

“Right, so I was here in town, picking up some last minute presents. I would have done it sooner, but I had to wait until I got paid. Saving’s never really been a strong point with me.” He chuckled. “I’m dodging the crowd, trying to stay on the outside of the fair and market they held in the middle of the high street when I saw him. A guy, wearing a grey suit and he’s pointing at the carousel. But he’s not holding his arm straight, he’s moving it. It took me a while to realise that he’s actually following the path of one of the horses. I don’t know what it was about him that caught my attention for so long. It’s not like there’s a shortage of people doing weird stuff in this town, I queued up behind a stormtrooper in full costume including the rifle in Boots last year.”

Damian allowed himself a small smile, he’d seen the stormtrooper as well, had even offered the man a quiet “May the Force be with you.”

“This guy he was pale, like really pale. Hadn’t seen the sun since he was a kid pale. His hair was black and it contrasted with the grey of the suit and white of his face in a shocking way.” David finished his tea and poured in more from the teapot. “After staring at him pointing for a while, I realised what was bugging me. No-one else was looking at him. I don’t mean that in the way we don’t look at the homeless or a fight we don’t want to get involved in. Even then, you see people react before they decide not to see them. With this guy, it really was that no-one else could see him but me. I was off to one side, so I couldn’t see his whole face, but I swear he started to smile. That’s when I heard the grinding and the snapping. The screams coming from the carousel. I looked at it to see the ride slowing down and people swarming towards it. When I looked back to see the pointing man, he was gone.”

The waitress arrived with their food, making Damian jump. After she had laid their plates down and given him a thoughtful look, the waitress left them to their food.

“This looks good.” Said Damian, without conviction. He felt his stomach churning, stress probably.

“It really does.” Said David, with gusto and he started to eat his hash browns. He continued his story between bites.

“I didn’t know what had gone on with the ride and the man was gone. I chalked it up to Bognor just being a weird place. So I went off to get the last bits I could in town. It wasn’t until a couple of days later I found out that Mrs Apple had died on that ride.”

Damian forced himself to eat his food before it got cold, but each mouthful was a chore that threatened to make him gag. 

“Then, I was at the beach two months ago, on that first weekend when the sun came out. I’d got myself an ice cream and was sat down by the pier, just watching everyone enjoy the sun. I don’t know what it was that made me look up, but I saw someone standing on the pier, past the amusement arcade, down on the part I thought was closed off to the public. They were too far away for me to make out and features, but whoever it was, they were dressed in grey and had really dark hair. They were pointing down at the beach.”

David stopped to practically inhale a sausage.

“I felt a chill run through me. I didn’t know why at the time, I hadn’t made any connection between the pointing man and Mrs Apple’s death. I tried to follow where he was pointing, but I couldn’t see clearly. Too many people on the beach, too much movement. Some were splashing in the water. There was a group of lads kicking a football about. Kids just running all over the place. Like I said, first weekend of real sunshine, the beach was packed. Then this woman screamed, so loudly it cut through everything else. You could hear that whole section of the beach go quiet.” He drank more tea. “I couldn’t move. I didn’t want to move. Didn’t want to know what had happened. A woman is wailing and then people are shouting, I see a fight break out. I looked away, not wanting to see. I look for the person on the pier and see them. They’ve lowered their arm and are just looking.”

David finished his tea and picked up the teapot to pour more.

“As I watched them, the person faded away. A slow dissolve. They got fainter and fainter and then they were gone.”

As David drank more tea, Damian was desperate to ask what had happened on the beach, but he was sure he already knew. He was certain it was little Carly Holding, who’s funeral had been held at St Andrew’s. He did not like where this story was heading.

“It was a little girl.” David’s eyes watered and he roughly rubbed them dry. “Six years old, running along the beach with her brother. One of the lads had kicked the football too hard, it flew over and smacked her in the back of the head. I mean, that happens all the time, its a bit rough on the kid but usually no harm done. But this little girl stumbled when it hit her, fell over at speed and then…” he trailed off. More tea. “Had to be a million in one chance, right? That that stone was that sharp and sticking up at just the right angle and be wedged enough for it to cut her throat open. She probably had better odds of being killed by a meteorite strike.”

“I know her story.” Damian said, not wanting to interrupt David’s flow, but also not wanting the man to have to relive something that obviously weighed heavily on his mind. “I know how unfortunate it was.”

“But was it? Was it unfortunate?” David slammed his fist on the table, making Damian jump. “Was it truly an accident or did that grey figure make it happen? That’s what started to prey on my mind. It took me a couple of days to put it together with Mrs Apple, but once I did, I couldn’t stop thinking about it.”

David scooped up a mouthful of the beans. Damian did the same.

“I started to think I was going mad, seeing a connection where there was none. I mean, it was weird enough that I had been near two unusual deaths, hell, that I had been near two people dying at all. The idea that someone or something was predicting or causing them?  That was beyond insane. Seriously, vicar, I wondered if I was starting to crack up. Thought maybe I had hallucinated them figure because of trauma or something.”

Another forkful of beans went into his mouth.

“Then I saw the figure again last week. I was knocking on doors in Yapton, seeing if anyone wanted double glazing.” He smiled sheepishly “It’s not the world’s best job, trying to sell to people when they’re at home, but it’s putting food on the table and a roof over my head at the minute. I had popped into the Co-op to grab myself a sandwich and was just about to cross over the road when I saw the figure standing in front of the butcher’s. Like I say, I don’t know if it was the same one I’d seen before, this was the first time I’d seen any of them face on. But it was the same colour suit, same black hair, same pale skin on his face. This one was definitely a man. Clean shaven, bit handsome.” He shovelled more beans into his mouth. “He was just standing there, military straight, if you know what I mean. Well, I saw him and I couldn’t move, first from the shock of seeing him again. Then I saw his eyes. They were yellow, vicar. Like a lemon starting to go bad.” He drained his tea. “That’s when I dropped my shopping. Now, I don’t know if it was the noise or the fact he could sense I could see him, but he stopped looking at the car park to glance at me. When he saw me, he smiled and put a finger to his lips. That shushing motion.” David shuddered “It wasn’t a threatening look though. Not a ‘Shut up if you know what’s good for you’, it was more like ‘Keep quiet, don’t spoil the surprise.’”

The waitress dropped by to see if they had everything. David stayed silent, but Damian thanked her and asked for another coffee and another pot of tea.

“You get what I mean, vicar? He thought this was a joke and he was making me part of it. He made me, what’s the word?” He paused for a moment’s thought “Complicit. He made me complicit because I did it. I stayed silent. I watched as he slowly raised his arm and pointed to the car park. I couldn’t help but look. This time it was obvious who he was pointing at, that guy you just gave a send off to.”

“Phillip Smith.” Damian said, quietly.

“Yeah, Phil. He was walking across the car park, headphones in, completely oblivious to the world. That’s when I heard the car, coming from the Ford end of the village. Belting along like a loon, some Dom Toretto wannabe. I looked at the grey man, who was grinning so wide I thought it would split his face in half. I saw Phil step onto the pavement by the car park, saw the van start to pull out of the turning before the shop on our side, not seeing the car. That’s when I knew what was going to happen. It was obvious, why couldn’t any of them tell?” David started to cry. “Stupid, all of them. That speeding car swerves to avoid the van, he loses control, zips across the road, smashes into oblivious Phil and wedges him against the pillar by the car park entrance. Just, so stupid. If Phil had been watching or been three steps slower or faster, he’d have been missed. If the van driver had looked, if the car hadn’t been speeding. Just a ridiculous series of events.” Phil picked up his remaining sausage and bit into it. “I looked away, not wanting to see it. I looked back at the grey man and do you know what he did? That fucker gave me a thumbs up, delight in his eyes as he faded away.”

The waitress returned with their drinks. David gulped down half of his in one go.

“So, do you think I’m mad? I still think I might be a little.”

A year ago, Damian would have counselled that David go to see a therapist, to talk his feelings on these events out. He would have thought that the stress had made him see things as a coping mechanism. But now, after what had happened to Gavin and the story he had been told about Frank and Unwed Mary, let alone that lost man who he had met at Ford train station telling a story about a train that wasn’t there, he believed David. He believed him completely.

“I don’t think you are crazy, David. I think that there are things beyond the mortal world and that you have been unfortunate to encounter them.”

David nodded “That’s somewhat reassuring, vicar.” He shovelled both rashers of his bacon into his mouth and started to chew.

Something moved outside the window, catching Damian’s eye. 

He froze when he looked to see what it was.

A man, clean shaven, with a pale face and hair as dark as the devil’s soul, wearing a grey suit. He was pointing at David and smiling. Damian had enough time to register his sickly yellow eyes before David started to choke.

The young man had tried to swallow his bacon too quickly, it had gotten stuck in his throat.

David gasped and hit himself in the chest. He thumped again and again, but the food didn’t dislodge.

Damian found himself rooted to his seat in shock.

The younger man stood up, kicking his chair away from the table. The noise made the other diners and staff look in their direction.

“He’s choking.” Yelled Damian, still unable to move.

Others began to stand as David whirled in a panic, trying to dislodge his lunch. Before any of them could reach him, his foot tangled in the legs of his chair, his momentum twisting him. He tripped, falling backwards.

Damian watched in horror as David managed to fall in just the right way to land his neck on the back of a chair. The snap as his spine broke was loud enough to hear over the concerned voices of everyone else.

As others converged on the still body on the floor, Reverend Follow looked back to the grey man, who gave him a thumbs up, eyes twinkling with joy as he faded away.

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 16 – No Train from Angmering

Ricky weaved his way across the platform, trying to remember just how much he’d had to drink. He squinted at the station sign, willing it to come in to focus. Where was he? Angmering? How had he got there?

“Let’s back up.” He said to the deserted station, feeling a need to fill the silence with noise. “I was in Worthing, definitely in Worthing. Then, Dave’s mate said there was a party. Did I go to a party? I don’t remember a party.”

Ricky scratched his head and winced, there was a really tender spot right on top of his head. Had he banged it on something?

He checked his watch, but found it missing. That was seriously annoying, it had been his Grandad’s. He always took good care of it. He began to check his pockets, thinking he must have taken it off for protection, he did that sometimes when he was doing things that could damage it. He found the watch in his jacket inside pocket, the face was smashed and it had stopped.

“I’m an idiot.” He told the quiet, uncaring station.

Second option, check his phone for the time. That was where it should be, but the screen was cracked on it as well and it wouldn’t turn on. No way to know if he’d broke it completely or if the battery was just dead, he’d have to wait to plug it in to find out.

“So, on a deserted platform at who knows what time. Watch, knackered. Phone, useless. Temperature, cold as balls. Head injury of some kind. Drunkenness, starting to wear off. Possibly.” He tried to balance on one leg and immediately lost balance, forcing him to put his other foot down to steady himself. Even then he staggered uncomfortably close to the edge of the platform. “Possibly not.”

The wind started to pick up, pushing a chill through his thin top. He shivered and decided he definitely wasn’t as drunk as he had been earlier. He now washed for the comforting embrace of a beer coat, even if it did cause him to do whatever idiotic thing had smashed his phone and Granddad’s watch.

Why had Dave decided a party was the thing to do? He knew what he got like.

Now he remembered. A house full of twenty somethings, feeling old, out of place. Making fo the kitchen, finding the beer.

Then what?

Embarrassed at Dave trying to get off with some girl twenty years younger than them, uncomfortable with being here at all. Some young guy who was a little prickly.

He’d had a fight, hadn’t he?

Ricky wondered if he had won or not. 

“The train not approaching platform two is now not arriving.” The announcement proclaimed.

Ricky squinted at the electronic board, wondering if his drunkenness was fluctuating. He couldn’t have heard that right.

In bright orange letters the board proclaimed “There is no train.”

“There is no spoon.” Ricky said in his best Keanu Reeves voice and started kung fu chopping the air.

He tried to do a flying kick at an imaginary Agent Smith and landed right on his hip. The pain was a bolt of lightning, sobering too.

“Ow.” He moaned.

Rolling to his knees, Ricky hissed at the pain. He could do with another drink about now, bit of cheap anaesthetic. Stumbling up to his feet, he threw a half hearted chop at the air, then gave up.

Looking around at the deserted station, he as suddenly glad to be alone. It meant no-one had seen his idiotic moves. He had half a suspicion that he had been caught on camera though.

“Please don’t let me end up on YouTube.” He begged the empty night.

In response a squeal of brakes cut through the air.

Ricky looked at the tracks.

There was no train. 

But he had definitely heard one stop.

“Air must be really clear.” He mumbled, certain that the sound must have carried from the next station up or down the line.

When was his train due anyway? The board still said there was no train.

He carefully limped to the platform edge and leaned forward to see if he could see an approaching light.

Ricky’s head bounced painfully off something hard that wasn’t there.

“Ouch.” He said.

Reaching out gingerly, Ricky discovered that something was on the tracks in front of him. Very solid, made of metal by the feel. He just couldn’t see it.

“Did someone slip me something?” He thought, while slowly feeling his way down this invisible thing. That could explain this, maybe it even explained the fight he didn’t really remember.

No, if he had a fight, that was completely in character for him, he knew.

Whatever was on the tracks, it was big It stretched up higher than he could reach and he was a tall lad. Not completely smooth though. He would swear he felt bumps and edges that were definitely riveted joints.

A slight dip and a different texture now, smoother, cooler. Glass?

“It’s a tree trunk, it’s an elephant’s leg.” He muttered.

Now, here was a shorter length of the smoother part. Ricky moved his hand down, expecting and not expecting to find the protrusion that he did.

“This can not be happening.”

But it was, the protrusion was cool to the touch, metal, shaped like a thin egg. Ricky twisted what he knew to be a handle, pushed and the section of the thing in front of him moved forward.

“This is ridiculous.” He told the empty world.

It was strangely quiet, no sounds of cars passing, no noise of the wind.

“Back away.” He commanded himself.

Instead he lifted a foot and gingerly felt for the solid step he expected to find. He foot touched down, holding its place in the air.

“Let go. Foot on the ground. Go sit on the bench.” His voice was quiet and he wasn’t sure if he had even spoken or just thought it to himself.

Ricky placed all of his weight on the foot hovering in the air and was not shocked to find it supported him. He stepped forward, keeping a grip on the twisted object in his hand.

“Well done. You’ve levitated. Leave now. Let go. Go away. Walk home. Don’t do this. Do some other stupid thing. Don’t do this.” This time it was definitely a voice in his head and not from his mouth. He knew that because his mouth said “No bloody way.”

Taking another step forward, Ricky looked down. He was floating above the tracks.

With a flick of his hand, he pushed the object in it towards the platform and heard the loud and familiar clunk. A noise he hadn’t heard for, what, fifteen years? No since they changed all of the rolling stock.

Reaching to his left, he felt a soft, rough thing. Coarse fibres under his fingers.

He couldn’t help it, he laughed aloud.

The ground moved under his feet and he lost balance, falling sideways, he landed on something hard, but softer than the ground would have been.

His eyes were drawn down as the tracks started to move beneath him.

No.

They weren’t moving, he was.

He was flying, slowly at first but gradually picking up speed. The last vestiges of alcohol started to play with his balance centres and he felt his stomach start to churn.

Ricky closed his eyes, focusing on the feel of the seat underneath him. He ran his hand across the hard fabric, picturing the blue and, was it a green colour? Yellow? His mind worked hard to picture the seats in the trains he had taken to college in the late nineties .

His breathing slowed, the bile taste at the back of his throat slipped disgustingly down and back into his stomach. It burned as it went.

Ricky kept his eyes closed.

He was too old to do this any more. Too old to be out drinking like this. This was a punishment from whatever was watching him. A message, wasn’t it? Shit like this didn’t happen for no reason.

Turning his face up, thinking that if he could only see the sky, the relative normality of the stars and the lack of objects passing by was less likely to make him throw up.

He cracked open one eye and shut it immediately, suddenly blinded by light.

Turning his face to the seat, he risked opening his eyes again.

He could see the seat.

It was a blue-green with yellowing stripes.

But he could see it.

Slowly turning his head, not sure if sitting on a seat flying through nothing would be better than flying without one to see. The train carriage around him was visible. Lit by the fluorescent lights in the roof.

Ricky sat up straighter, finding comfort in the solid realness of what he saw. The fact that it had not been there moments before didn’t faze him. It had been there, he supposed, it had just not been visible. He wondered why that would have changed before deciding that it didn’t really matter.

Automatically he looked to the electronic sign above the connecting door to see what the next station would be and had a moments surprise that there wasn’t one. He chuckled to himself, this train was too old, they had never had them. He would have to wait for an announcement.

That gave him pause,

Would there be an announcement? Was there anyone else on this train?

He stood up, using his hand on the back of the seat to steady himself.

The carriage was empty, but looked used. He could see the detritus of life around, crumbs and crisps on seats.

“Hello?” He called out.

Silence answered him.

A dilemma then, to stay where he was or go to find out if he truly was alone.

He began to whistle Should I Say or Should I Go, tapping his foot in time to the beat.

Still whistling, Ricky tried to see where he was through the window but the interior light turned the glass into a mirror, he could make nothing out. That wasn’t too concerning, yet. Lots of fields around here, not much in the way of housing to throw out light he would see. Hell, they could be two minutes outside of Littlehampton and be completely surrounded by cow fields, it wasn’t the first time he’d made this trip with no idea of where he was.

First time you’ve done it on an invisible train though, his fear said to him.

Yeah, but that’s awesome, his residual drunk brain retorted. He thought he could hear his fear slinking away to think of a new attack.

Whistling and humming the chorus over and over, Ricky made a decision, he would explore the train. He didn’t even know how far from the back or the front of it he was.

Turning left would take him forwards, right would be towards the back of the train. Which way would a conductor be? Didn’t they used to be at the rear? He couldn’t remember.

Left, head towards the front. There had to be a driver up there. Usually they were locked away and maybe he couldn’t talk to them, but it was the one place he knew there had to be a person.

Definitely left.

Decision made, Ricky walked to the connecting door, opened it and saw the open tracks in front of him.

“Oh, come on.” He complained.

Gingerly, he placed a foot down. Slowly it went lower.

Lower.

Too low, surely?

Ricky had just convinced himself that there was only once carriage to this train when his foot touched down.

Explosively expelling the unintended held breath that burned his lungs, Ricky felt himself go lightheaded for a moment.

The other connecting door, the one from the next carriage began to fade in before his eyes, he risked a look behind him and saw his carriage starting to fade away.

“Nope. I don’t like that.” He told the train, reaching forward for the handle and letting himself into the next carriage. 

Where the last carriage had been fading away from the rear, vanishing as it crept towards him, this one was slowly fading in from the ground up. It was like a swimming pool, slowly filing with water. First the floor faded in, then the seats and the walls started to become real.`

Ricky felt his stomach churn as he was slowly encased in the carriage, the real world disappearing from view. “I don’t know what you’re complaining about.” He told his guts “You can’t even see this.”

This carriage was devoid of life as well.

Ricky sat down on the nearest seat, thinking about whether he wanted to go through that agin. He wasn’t certain whether he could continue to keep what he had eaten and drunk today down if it kept happening.

He decided to give himself five minutes, to see if the train reached a station. Promising himself that as interesting as this had been, he was getting off at the first available point.

He checked his wrist for the time. His granddad’s watch wasn’t there. Of course not, it was broken and in his pocket. So was his smashed phone.

“Well done, dickhead.”

Ricky started to count seconds instead. Or at least, he tried, but found he couldn’t be sure if he was going too fast or too slow.

On the count of eighty five, he gave up, stood and headed for the next carriage.

This one faded in from the roof down, enclosing him even as he could still see the tracks flying past underneath.

This time he did vomit, just a bit on the back of a chair that wasn’t visible yet. He watched the thin, chunk filled bile run down in the empty space, pooling a few feet above the ground.

He forced himself to avert his eyes and marched straight on to the next connecting door, yanked it open and shrieked as he came face to face with a man in a black uniform, holding a pen and clipboard.

The man yelled.

Ricky screamed.

The man screamed.

Ricky threw up on the man.

The man quieted, stared, then threw up on Ricky’s shoes.

Ricky watched the vomit fly out of the man’s mouth, hit his shoes and vanish.

Ricky looked up into the sunken, dark grey eyes of the man and said “Fuck this.”

He turned on his heels and sprinted for the connecting door at the ear of the carriage.

“Oi!” Yelled the man.

Ricky ignored him, yanked open the door and tried to run through the carriage fading in in front of him.

Unfortunately for him, it was harder to run in a dead straight line when there was nothing to guide you. He banged his injured hip off one of the invisible chairs, screamed in renewed pain, twisted, tangled his feet and smashed down face first into one of the seats.

He was struggling to his feet, his hip in agony and face aching when the man caught up with him.

“What are you doing here? You ain’t on my list.” The man demanded.

Ricky looked up to see the man standing over him. His hair was white, his eyebrows black, his long moustache was white and his mouth was set in that pinched up look of a jobsworth who has discovered something they can’t fit into a neat box.

He was dressed in a black uniform, on his left breast was a silver name badge that read R. Codser 3rd Class.

Opening his mouth to speak, Ricky found he had no words, a rare occurrence for him.

“Come on, show me your ticket.” R. Codser demanded.

Ricky fumbled the small piece of card out of his wallet and handed it to the man, who was clearly the train conductor, even if he was dressed strangely.

R. Codser took the ticket, looking confused “What’s this?” His eyes widened in shock “This is a train ticket!’

“Well, yeah.” Now Ricky was confused, what else had the man wanted?

“A train ticket, for a train. For a train train. To take you places where you do stuff. To take you home and away again?” His voice was panicky, making Ricky feel genuine fear for the first time.

“Yeah. What ticket should I have? We’re on a train?” Even as he said it, Ricky knew he was just wasting time. This was no ordinary train.

“Shit shit shit.” Said the man.

“I was just going home from a party.”

“Shit shit shit.”

“I think I got into a fight, I’m not sure. I was pretty drunk.”

The man’s eyes sparkled “A fight? Did you get badly hurt? Are you sure you left the party?”

“Yeah, I’m sure. I walked out in a strop.”

“Shit shit shit.”

Ricky rubbed the tender part of his head, which picked this moment to remind him it still existed “Think someone clocked me a good ‘un, though.”

“Head injury?”

Ricky shrugged “Minor one.”

R. Codser nodded “Could explain it.” He paused “Shit.”

Ricky watched the man thinking. He pulled a book from his jacket pocket, flicked through the pages until he found the one he wanted. He unfolded the page, once, twice, until it was the size of an A3 sheet of paper. Grunting disappointedly, he unfolded it some more until he was completely hidden from view.

Ricky pulled himself up to sit on the seat, watching the page rustle and hearing annoyed grunts and muttering coming from the other side.

“Right, yes.” R. Codser said.

There was a lot of paper rustling and the page was folded back up and the book closed.

“I’ll get the driver to stop at Ford.”

Ford? That was miles from home.

“I’m going to Chichester.”

R. Codser glared at him “You get off at Ford, son. You don’t want to ride this any further than absolutely necessary.”

Ricky wanted to protest more, but the other man pulled a radio with a hand crank on the side out of a pocket. He spun the handle around, making the whizzing sound Ricky associated with the wind up torch he had at home.

“Got to stop at Ford, Guv. Got a fare dodger.”

Ricky started to object to that description when a deep voice spoke from the radio, it chilled him and made him shut up.

“A fare dodger? How did that happen? I’ve never had one on my ride in two thousand years.”

“Where did you get on?” R. Codser hissed.

“Angmering.”

“He must have got on while we were having that problem with Verna Fisher. I told you she was going to cause us problems.”

There was a long pause, Ricky saw the expression on the other man’s face change into something that he didn’t like.

“Set the hound on him.” Said the voice over the radio.

“Guv, that’s cruel.” R. Codser sounded shocked. 

Ricky didn’t like the sound of the hound.

“We stop at Ford in three minutes. If he dodges the hound for that long, he can get off.”

“What if he doesn’t avoid the hound?”

“Then he gets his ticket to ride.”

This wasn’t good, at all. Ricky didn’t know what the hound was, but the voice on the radio sounded confident that he wasn’t going to get past it.

“Can I speak to your governor?” Ricky asked, his hand out for the radio.

“I don’t think he’ll talk to you.”

“Can I try, quickly?”

R. Codser sighed and passed over the radio.

“Hi there. Can I ask you a question before you set the hound loose?”

“Hello there, fare dodger. You have time for one.”

“Ok, well its a two part question really.”

Ricky thought he could hear the eye roll over the radio.

“Very well, be quick.”

“If the hound caches me, I guess I die and stay on the train, yes?”

“Correct.”

“Right. So if I’m on the train, what’s going to stop me making my way up to you and taking revenge for killing me?”

Silence.

“You think you can hurt me?” The voice finally said, amusement in it.

“Don’t know. Do you think I can’t make your life a thousand times harder or more annoying? Even if I can’t hurt you, I’m sure I can ruin your days.”

R. Codser was staring at him, eyes wide.

There was a longer patch of silence before laughter echoed through the carriage, not coming from the radio, instead it came from everywhere. The sound surrounded them, enveloped them.

“I like you, fare dodger. I’ll wait for your appointed time. Codser, keep the hound back. But tell him when he is due back.”

“Hey, wait.” Ricky protested, knowing what he was going to hear.

Codser pulled the book back out and began flicking through it. Ricky tried to knock it out of his hands, but the book was insubstantial to his touch.

Codser found the page, looked at Ricky and winked.

“Lalalalalala.” Ricky sang, desperately.

“Amanda Ferguson’s forty ninth birthday.” Codser said, his voice bypassing Ricky’s ears.

Ricky stopped singing.

“You what now?”

“That is your day.”

“Who’s Amanda Ferguson? How old is she now?” Ricky demanded.

The old man just winked at him.

The train began to slow, the brakes screeching.

When it came to a stop, Codser escorted him to the door “I’ll be seeing you. Maybe I’ll even be second class by then.” The man held out his hand.

Ricky shook it, surprised he could actually touch it “Yeah. Er, good luck on the promotion.”

Codser beamed “Thank you.”

Ricky stepped off the train and watched the old man pull the door shut with a smile.

The engine grew loud an the train started to move again. Ricky realised he could see the whole train now, it stretched all the way down the track in booth directions. He could not see either end. Looking in the windows as it pulled away, he saw that every seat was filled. Faces noticed him and pointed him out to their companions. People stood to share at him. Their clothes were all different. There a skater kid stood next to a roman legionary. A British soldier stood by a woman in scuba gear.

Ricky waved to them, what else was there to do?

A monocled man waved back.

A kid with curled hair and a thin tunic stuck their tongue out.

Peasant rags, the finest tailored outfits. All mingled together. There was no distinction in class or seating. One train for all.

The train still had carriages to come, but they were fading.

Fading away and less people noticed him.

Faces stopped looking for him.

Conversations were had between the high and low.

Long before the train ran out of carriages, it had faded away completely, leaving only the sound of its passing.

That too was soon gone.

Ricky stood alone on the two platform station. Following the exit signs, he found himself by a country road with few street lights. Closed businesses lined one side of the road down from the level crossing.

The night was silent.

“So,” he called out “how am I supposed to get home from here?”

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 15 – 200 Yards

“Me hands are shaking, Pikey.”

Richard Pike gave Sam a thin smile “You’d be a fool if you weren’t a bit scared, Stones.”

Sam tried to smile back, but his panicked eyes gave away the fact that his nerve was close to breaking.

The constant explosions, the booming of the artillery, the knowledge that they would be going over the top in minutes, Pike could see it was more than his mate could stand.

“Calm down, kid.” Said Ginger “If your hands keep shaking like that you’re more likely to kill the birds in the sky than hit the Hun in a trench.”

“Leave him alone, Ginger. Its a natural thing.” Pike said.

Jones clapped his big hands on Sam’s shoulders “Scared is one. Shaking hands ain’t so great. You just keep in front of me, boy, wouldn’t want to take one in the back by mistake.”

Pike felt anger rising “Pack it in you lot. Sam, you’ll be fine. Stick by me an I’ll get you through it.”

Sam kept looking at his hands “What if I can trust me hand though, Pikey?”

Jackson, the big former dock worker picked Sam up in a bear hug “Trust in mine, laddie. I’ll give any Hun we come across a good squeezing.”

Sam yelped as the big man tightened his grip.

“Let him go. You break him, he won’t do any good out there.” Pike growled.

“Not sure he’ll do any good out there anyway.” Said Jones, spitting on the floor.

Pike glared at him. 

Ginger caught the mood had shifted from almost friendly fun to violence in the ranks and grabbed his mates “Come on, lads. We’ve to to get in place. See you two on the other side.” He gave them a wink as the three of them hustled off.

“I don’t know if I can do this.” Sam said.

Pike gave the kid a friendly punch in the arm and told him he definitely could. It was weird to think of Sam as a kid, he was only a couple of years younger than himself.

“What if I mess up?”

“You probably won’t know much about it.” Pike replied, not thinking. He wished he’d kept his mouth shut when he saw the blood drain out of Sam’s face.

“Chin up, boys.” Sergeant Carter appeared at their shoulder “Keep a grip on your rifles, watch your mates and shoot the bastards dead.”

“Sarge, I don’t know if…”

“Listen to me, Stone.” Carter interrupted “you will go up when the whistle blows even if I have to heave you over the top myself. You are a soldier, act like one.”

Pike felt himself automatically straighten his body, a reflex from months of drills.

Carter nodded at them and made his way down the trench, Pike watched him stop at another group to give a short speech before heading on.

“Do you think he actually would throw me?” Stone asked.

Pike looked his friend up and down, nineteen years old, skinny and pale. “I think he could probably loft you up there on the wind of his yelling.”

“Cheeky bastard.”

Pike agreed that he was but was pleased to see a hint of actual humour on his friend’s face.

“Stick with me, Stones. I mean it, Sam. I’ll get you there. I promise, once we cross No Man’s Land, your hands will be far too busy killing the Hun to work about them shaking.”

“You really think so?”

Pike nodded, seeing a bit of colour come back to the boy’s face “I know so.”

“One minute!” The call came down.

Pike felt his heart start to pound in his chest This was it, after all this time, he was finally going over the top. Artillery still crashed down, filling the world with eruptions. He hoped they had done enough to take out most of the Hun in the target trench.

The air smelled wet, the sloppy mud under his feet the result of three days of rain which had finally stopped yesterday. The heavy smell of the exploded ordinance drifted over the top and down. He wasn’t sure if he preferred it to the usual smell of damp and rot which permeated the trench.

Waggling his boots to free them of the grip of the mud, Pike checked his rifle, the trusty Lee-Enfield. Today was going to be the first time he’d get to really put it to use.

He could hear Sam’s breaths speeding up and felt his own doing the same. Was this excitement or fear? For Sam it was definitely fear, he could see it. For himself, this was what he had signed up for, just after Christmas 1914, when all the early proclamations that the war would be over by then had proven false.

“Fix bayonets.”

His hands moved smoothly, slotting the lengthy blade into position with practised ease. Beside him he could hear Sam cursing under his breath as he struggled to get it into place. Normally Pike would have helped him, but the men in front of him were already lining up by the ladders. Despite his promise, at this moment Sam needed to sort himself out. 

He kept his eyes fixed on his ladder, noticing that the artillery had ceased only in a distant way.

Twelve rungs, that was all that stood between him and battle. Twelve wooden steps, solid and reliable to carry him from below the ground and up onto the field of battle.

“I can’t do this.” Sam moaned quietly.

“Of course you bloody well can.” Pike hissed back at him, “Two hundred yards, that’s how far we’ve got to go. You’ve run further than that from the rozzers.”

Pike watched Lieutenant Follow grip the ladder and place his foot on the lowest rung.

“Ten seconds, chaps. God be with you. For King and Country!” The lieutenant called out. Pike had always liked him, he’d seemed a decent sort, for a toff. That thin moustache didn’t actually make him look as distinguished as he thought, more like a kid imitating his Dad. Follow had been cursed with a youthful face that had made him less intimidating than other officers. Instead of making up for that with excessive discipline and cruelty, Follow had led with his considerable charm.

Whistles came down the trench. Pike watched Follow put his to his mouth and blow.

A roar echoed down the trench as the men vented their emotions out into the world as they began to swarm up the ladders. Follow vanished from sight and the men followed him. Before he could think, Pike found himself climbing the ladder, hearing the exhortations of Sergeant Carter behind him to get the men up.

Cresting the top, Pike saw the grey mist of morning still not fully dissipated. The men in front of him becoming faded as they advanced.

Something snapped past his ear and now he could hear the chatter of the German guns.

The ground was sodden, sticky. It pulled at him to stay in place, to remain a still target for the hungry weapons of the enemy. Each step took more effort than he expected.

“Just two hundred yards.” He told himself.

He forced himself to speed up, to catch the leading line. Lieutenant Follow was a vague shape ahead of him but he could could hear his voice, clear and strong. Encouraging the men to keep up.

Movement to his left, Pike saw that Sam had overcome his fear and was alongside him.

“Lovely day for a stroll.” Pike called out.

“Isn’t it?” Sam yelled back.

The men ahead of him started to drop. He heard screams of pain from some, others simply went silent and still. There was no stopping to check on them. The advance had to continue.

A lone tree had survived the shelling, surrounded by craters that he saw other Tommies scrambling down, through and out of.

Great pools of water collected in their centre and he saw a couple of men drop face first into them. They didn’t move.

“Move up, move up!” Lieutenant Follow was yelling, waving his troop forward.

Pike slipped down into one of the craters, edging around the water, not trusting the depth was shallow enough to ford safely. Sam kept pace with him.

The noise of war was all encompassing. The chatter of machine guns. The bark of rifles and pistols. The screams of the wounded, the gasps of the dying. The enraged bellows of those who still advanced and fought and burned for vengeance.

Now came the explosions as grenades flew from the enemy trench.

Pike and Sam closed on Lieutenant Follow, who had been forced to slow by the barbed wire that blocked their way. Men were cutting and moving through it.

Pike risked a glance behind. They were starting to bunch up, all looking for the path through.

He had barely realised that they made an inviting target before men started to drop as though they were the wheat in a harvest field.

Explosions drew closer as their range was found, Follow was bellowing, men were screaming.

The snap and crack of the bullets passing him were louder.

Grunts and gasps of the wounded were followed by the screams of the mortally wounded.

“Forward. Move forward. Spread out.” Follow’s voice carried a confidence Pike wasn’t sure he felt any more.

Barbed wire snagged his trousers and as he pulled at them to free himself, a roar filled the world and he felt himself lifted from his feet.

He found Ginger first. Left leg missing from just above the knee, left arm gone from the shoulder. Face pale, unable to speak, gasping for each dwindling breath. He could see the man’s eyes, once full of mischief, now suffused with pain and misery, slowly losing their focus. 

Ginger died.

Calderwell was missing an ear and looked dazed. he couldn’t hear a word Pike said to him, his eyes stared blankly at the mud in front of him. Shell shock, Pike thought, he wasn’t going to be able to help him much. Better to leave him where he was until the assault was over.

Ducking and weaving, he made his way through the field of carnage, checking bodies to see if anyone was still alive. Too many of his friends were still, life stolen from them in an instant. He followed the sound of voices until he came to one of the craters around the tree. Sergeant Carter was there, with Bert Willis and Noddy Cole.

“Sarge.” Pike called out as he slipped down the slope to them.

“Pike? Still alive?” Carter asked.

“Yes, Sarge. What do we do now?”

“We go up and onwards, lad. Up and onwards. Give the Hun blood and thunder.”

Bert and Noddy were in agreement. “We can’t go back, Pike. Not yet, they’ll shoot us for deserters.”

“Now then, my boys, that is not the attitude. Don’t you want to make them pay for what they did to your mates?”

Noddy and Bert gave a reluctant grunt of agreement.

“Did the Lieutenant make it, Sarge? I was right by him when we all got blown up.”

“I don’t know, lad. I’ve only seen you three still moving so far. If he’s out there, I’m sure he’s moving on. So we need to follow him, make sure he doesn’t claim all the glory by himself.” The sergeant let out a hearty bellow that put some of the fire back into Pike’s soul.

“Follow me, boys.” The sergeant scrambled up the crater’s slope. The three Tommies raced after him, none of them wanting to be left alone.

The day still wasn’t heating up, the mist lay across No Man’s Land still, making shapes of men. Their moans and roars coming from all directions. Pike found himself concentrating more on the voices than the sounds of battle. Listening out for Sam, hoping his little mate had survived. Wanting to keep his promise.

Keeping close, the small squad of four slipped and slid from pit to cover, broken walls, fallen trees, anything that offered a moment’s respite from the constant hail of metal that flowed towards them.

“Keep moving, chaps. Forward, close the gaps. Let them see you don’t scare easily.”

Pike pointed over to their left “That’s the Lieutenant. I recognise his voice.”

They all looked and saw the tall shape of a man moving through the mist.

“Support the officer!” Carter bellowed, leading them through the mud.

They ran and slipped, calling out to Follow.

Pike moved easier than the others, perhaps they had picked up minor injuries. He reached the Lieutenant first.

He was leaning on a post that had lost half its length. Pike saw dried blood covering the right hand side of his face. His eye crusted shut. He held his revolver in hand and was firing towards the Hun, loudly exhorting the men to charge.

“I’m here, Sir.”

“Who’s that? You’re on my blind side, I’m afraid.”

“Pike, Sir. Are you alone? Sergeant Carter is right behind me, with a couple of other blokes.”

Lieutenant Follow looked around “I had some men with me, Stone, Evershaw, Jones and Jackson. I think there were a couple of others from another company, they must have got lost.”

Sam had been with him? Pike looked around, but the only other British soldiers he could see were the three members of his small squad closing in.

 “I don’t see them, Sir. Have you any idea where they are? I can try to form us up.”

The officer shook his head “They were behind me as we came out of a crater, back there.”

“Leave it with me, Sir.” Pike turned to Sergeant Carter as he arrived “The lieutenant is injured, Sarge. I’m going back to see if I can find the men he says he had with him.”

“Very well, Pike. Back in two minutes. If you can’t find them by then, you won’t find them. We’ll patch up the officer and move out without you if you aren’t back.”

Pike nodded and raced off towards the crater the lieutenant had pointed out, hearing Carter’s voice as he did so “What have we here then, Sir? Got a boo-boo? We’ll soon have you patched up.”

The mud sucked at him as he ran, each step was a battle against inertia and fading hope. The sounds of battle seemed distant, the focus of fire being directed away from where he travelled. Pike thanked God for a small mercy and redoubled his efforts to reach the crater before he was spotted.

His prayers answered, he slid into the mud pit left behind by an artillery shell only to feel despair grip him.

Jackson and Jones lay together at the foot of the slope. Jones was missing an eye, Jackson was pale and motionless beneath him. They must have been cut down as the breached the top of the slope, their bodies tumbling down together. 

Someone was feebly trying to crawl up the far side of the crater. Pike made his way over to them and found Evershaw, bleeding out, blindly crawling. He took no notice of Pike’s attempts to communicate before his efforts stopped and he slid, lifeless to the bottom.

Grief threatened to overwhelm him, he still couldn’t see Sam.

Walking back towards the two two corpses where he had come down, he stepped a wide path around them and trod on something soft under the mud.

He heard a grunt.

Frantically he dug into the mud, realising he had trodden on a leg.

It was quick work to uncover Sam, who came up spluttering and coughing. His eyes widened when he saw who had saved him.

“Pikey? How?”

“Luck, mate. Just luck.” He pulled Sam to his feet. “Come on, the Lieutenant and Sarge are waiting for us.”

“I can’t go up there. Not again.” Sam looked on the verge of tears.

Pike yanked on Sam’s shirt “You bloody well can. You’re not going to leave our mates to do this alone, are you?”

“It’s too far.” Sam wailed.

“Too far? Too bloody far? How far did I tell you we had to go when we started?”

“Two hundred yards.”

“And how far can you throw a grenade?”

“I don’t know, forty yards?”

“Exactly, we’ve already done over half of it. Come on, Sam. Last push. Make them pay for what they’ve done to our lads.”

“Pikey, I’m scared.”

“Course you are. So am I. Have to be a raving loon not to be, but that’s what we’re here for. We face our fears so your old Mum doesn’t need to be afraid of the Hun breaking down her front door. Now come on.”

Pike started to drag Sam up the slope, within a few steps he didn’t need to, his friend finding reserves of courage to make his own way up.

The mist was still hanging over the ground as the crested the slope but Pike could see the squad ahead of them, they were just starting to move.

He opened his mouth to yell they were coming when the focus of battle flowed back their way. He and Sam were forced to duck and move, hugging the little cover they could find.

The Lieutenant was leading the small squad, Pike saw Sergeant Carter hurl a grenade forwards.

“Come on, Sam. Nearly there. Pick up your feet.”

Cajoling and encouraging, Pike led Sam through the dips and gullets left by the days of shelling. They were within paces of the small squad when the officer leapt with a scream of rage, followed by the others. They had reached the trench.

“Faster, Sam. We’ve got to help hem.”

Blood up, the two of them raced the last few feet and hurled themselves down into the German trench.

Nobby was throwing a grenade down the length of it. The Sergeant was charging a small group of Germans who looked unsure whether to stand their ground or flee until he speared the first of them with his bayonet. That decided it for them and they ran.

Bert lay, clasped in a death embrace with a German soldier, his bayonet through the Hun’s chest, the German’s knife buried in his throat.

Lieutenant Follow fired his revolver, yelling for them to order up, to stay together.

Pike spotted a German officer creep out from a dug out, aiming his own pistol at Follow’s back. before he could warn his officer, Sam’s rifle spoke and the German collapsed.

Sam began screaming as he charged into battle.

Pike looked for any enemies to engage. They were all running as more Tommies flowed over the trench. They had done it.

Sam was full of battle rage, firing and moving, supporting the Lieutenant. Nobby and the Sergeant were routing the few that were left to face them.

“I think they’ve got it, lad.”

Pike recognised that voice and turned to see Ginger, stood beside him.

“Anyone got a smoke? I’d die for a fag.”

Looking the other way, he saw Jones and Jackson smiling.

“You’re dead. All three of you. I saw you.” He said, unbelieving.

“Funny that.” Ginger replied.

“What’s funny?” Pike demanded, noticing the sounds of battle were receding and the mist was filling the trench, whiting out the world.

“Funny that you saw us dead. Because, Pikey, we all saw you get blown up.”

“I got blown down. Didn’t kill me.”

Jackson chuckled “It did, son. I saw your arm come off. You were dead before you hit the ground.”

“No I wasn’t.”

Ginger poked him “You got blown up by a grenade that landed at your feet. Where’s your injuries? Are you hurt at all?”

Pike took the time to look down at himself. His uniform was clean, not spattered with mud and blood as it should have been. He felt no pain, felt nothing actually.

Mist surrounded them.

“Oh.”

“You got the kid here, got him to do his job. I think you’re done, lad.” Ginger said, kindly.

Faint cheers of the victorious Brits filled the air.

“So, what do we do now?” Richard asked, feeling free.

The other three shrugged.

“Shall we take a walk and have a look then?”

“Why not.” Said Ginger.

The four of them linked arms, Jackson started whistling It’s a Long Way to Tipperary and they started walking.

This mist swallowed them.

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 14 – Rescue on Artivian-9

Gris was elbow deep in the guts of the engine when the call came in. This was unfortunate, because it meant that McSally was the one to answer it.

If Gris had been the one to answer they’d never have gone to Artivian-9. But he hadn’t and they had.

“This is a bad idea, Mac.” Gris told his co-captain. “We’re not a rescue ship. We do salvage. We aren’t equipped to save these people.”

McSally turned back from inspecting the data on the interlock door “We were closest. We have tools, we have suits if we need them. Plus, the data I’m getting says there’s oxygen on the other side. Whatever happened to them in there, they haven’t vented and the life support systems are still running.”

“Do we know what did happen? Did you ever get more information out of them.”

“The signal degraded once we Jumped. I’ve had Wuuz checking the frequencies since we bounced in.”

Gris sighed and called Wuuz, their Degerak navigator “Yo, Wuuz. Did you get back in contact with this lot?”

“I have failed to do so, Captain.”

“Well, keep those tentacles working, let us know if you do.” Gris grimaced “I do not like the idea of going through that door without a clue what’s on the other side.”

Mac grinned, that stupid, excited one he got every time before he did something ridiculous “That’s what exploration is all about, Gris.”

Before Gris could respond, Mac opened the door and sniffed.

Unbelievable, he was getting worse.

“Are you actually an idiot?” Gris yelled.

“Lax, Gris, just lax. Door said it was all good.” Mac was trying to be soothing.

“Oh, the door said it was all good. Well, that’s fine then. Its not like what the readings we see are sent by the system over there and we don’t know if the system is compromised or broken because we can’t talk to the survivors. Yeah, I’ll just be a laxxed about it.”

Mac nodded “Good point. Strongly made. May I produce a counter-point?”

“If you must.”

“The data on the door is coming from their system, true. But the data on my pad,” Mac twisted his arm to show his data pad to Gris “this data. That’s coming from the probe pod I have latched onto the bridge. And they match.”

Gris stared at his smiling friend, it was definitely time for Mac to either retire or take a very long break. “And how does the probe get its data, Mac? Being that it is outside of the ship?”

“Easy, come on man, you know this. The probe connects to the ships computer and sends us the…” Mac trailed off and went pale. “Oh, oh no. Gris, man, I’m an idiot.”

“Yes, you are. But the door’s open now and we haven’t died yet. Even so, helmets on, just in case.”

Gris called the bridge “Wuuz, we’re going in now. I want you to focus only on the signals from our suits until we can confirm the ship computer is working properly. So I want to know immediately if any of the data from our suits looks off. Understood.”

“Understood. Captain Gris, your blood pressure is unusually high.”

Gris had to laugh “Yes, I expect it would be. Give it a minute, it should settle down.”

Putting on his suit helmet, he watched Mac closely to make sure his friend did it right. When he was satisfied they were both space safe, Gris pulled the door all of the way open and stepped onto the Artivian-9.

The Artivian-9 was a long haul freighter, ugly on the outside, functional inside. The owners had clearly never seen the benefits of prettying up the interior for crew morale. Every wall was the same shade of dull grey. It looked like exactly what it claimed to be, a working ship. 

“Weird, doesn’t seem that hot.” Mac said.

“Why would it be hot? Did they mention a fire on the call?” That worried Gris, an out of control fire this far into the black was something everyone who travelled this far out was terrified of.

“No, they said nothing about a fire. They just said that they were hot. I thought the environmentals were probably on the fritz.”

Gris chewed his lip in thought. The heads up display on his helmet read the temperature of the corridor they were in as normal. He decided to get Wuuz working on digging into the ship’s systems.

“Wuuz, do you read me?”

“I am here, my Captain.”

“Great. Use the probe and get us a full link into the ship’s systems. I want to know if there are any heat blooms on this ship that shouldn’t be there.”

“I shall attend.”

“Thanks, Wuuz.”

Mac had already walked off down the corridor by the time Gris got off with Wuuz. Cursing his impetuous friend, he jogged down the blank corridor after him.

“I’m not picking up any life signs.” Mac said as he caught up.

“You think we’re too late?” Gris started to tally the potential salvage up. It was an automatic response and he hated it. But salvage was salvage. If everyone was dead, the ship was theirs to break up and sell. He knew of some rogue crews that would have killed any survivors, but that wasn’t how Gris and Mac ran their ship.

“Too early to say, this is a big ship and what sensor readings I’m getting don’t cover the whole thing. Check it for yourself.”

Using his eyes to select and inspect the ship schematic on his heads up display, Gris saw that over half the ship, mostly lower levels and towards the rear, were blank. The genera shape of them appeared, but where the bridge and upper levels showed readings for everything from cargo to environment, the blank sections had nothing.

“Does that look accidental or intentional to you?” Gris asked.

Mac hurmed, deep in his throat “First glance, looks like maybe a cascade failure, up to a point. But something isn’t quite right. Can’t put my finger on it right now, but I think those are intentional sensor black spots.”

“The only question is whether they were there before or after whatever happened to the ship.”

“Shall we try the bridge first? Get to the logs?”

That was the question, they could call up the ship’s logs, look for the reports on what had happened. But that was going to take them some time. The call had apparently been urgent, which might mean any survivors didn’t have the time it was going to take them to investigate. It was a hard call.

“Captains, your suits have detected movement at the end of the corridor.” Wuuz’s sharp voice broke his concentration.

Gris and Mac looked in opposite directions “Which end, Wuuz?”

“My end.” Mac said.

Gris turned to look and saw a pale man in a blue jumpsuit dart away at the far end of the corridor.

Mac raced off after him.

“Dammit, Mac.” Gris yelled, chasing after his friend “Don’t be an idiot.”

Mac was much faster than he was and vanished around the corner before Gris was halfway to the turn.

When Gris rounded the corner, Mac was nowhere to be seen. Cursing he pulled up the schematic and looked for Mac’s signal. His friend was about three turns away and still moving.

“Mac, god dammit. Stop running and let me catch up. You don’t know what you’re running towards.”

Mac’s blip stopped moving “Sorry. Gris, man, I’m sorry.”

Gris could hear it in his friend’s voice, the sadness and doubt. They both knew what was causing this. He should have made Mac take time away. Hell, he should have docked the ship for a few months and they both should have had time away.

“Just stay where you are. I’m coming.”

Following the map, it was easy for him to find Mac, who was leaning against the wall, helmet off, reduced and clipped to his belt.

“Why have you taken your helmet off?” Even knowing what he did, he still couldn’t believe Mac had been that reckless.

“Because its safe. Check your readings. Besides, even if you don’t trust them, that guy was human and had no suit or helmet. Didn’t look like he was suffocating.” The worry had gone from Mac’s voice, now he sounded calm again.

Gris looked at the readings from his suit, they matched with the information the probe provided. The air was safe.

Gris lifted off his helmet, pressed the button that retracted it and clipped the palm sized piece of equipment onto his belt. He sniffed the air. It was clear, crisp.

“Did you see where he went before I called you?”

Mac shook his head “No, I lost him after the first turn.”

“So why did you keep running?”

“I thought I could catch him.”

“Did you have a signal to follow?”

Mac looked at Gris, who saw the tears in his friend’s eyes “No. Once I started chasing, then I was chasing. Gris,” his voice hitched “I’m getting worse, man.”

“We should go. Right now, we should pack up and leave.”

“What about the crew? No-one else is near here. It could be another day or three before they get help if we leave.”

He was right. That didn’t mean staying was right though.

“I don’t know, Mac. Are the crew actually going to be safer if we stay? Are you safer for them than whatever trouble they are already in?”

Mac straightened up “I’ll give Wuuz lockdown control of the suit. I go off-rails, you call, she shuts me down. But we aren’t leaving until we know if the crew is safe.”

Gris didn’t like it, didn’t want to risk Mac for strangers. At the same time, he didn’t like the idea of abandoning a call for help when they were already on site.

“I’ll agree to that for now. But I reserve the right to call this all off and bug out if you go too far.”

Mac clapped him on the back “One last adventure. We can do this.”

Gris gripped Mac’s other arm “One last time. Let’s find the crew.”

“You’re a rescue team?”

The voice spoke from behind them, making both jump.

The pale man was standing ten feet away, looking ready to bolt again.

“We got the distress call. We’re a salvage ship but we came to help if we can.” Gris told him.

This did not seem to ease the pale man’s worry.

“You’re not QuadSec?”

Now Gris was worried “Why would you expect QuadSec?”

“The Rousters.” The pale man whispered.

Gris felt the blood drain from his face and looked at Mac to see the same thing happening.

“Rousters? We thought you had a malfunction.”

“Yeah, the woman said you were hot. That you were roasting in here.” Mac said.

Gris closed his eyes, they were all dead. Mac hadn’t listened properly, hadn’t made the connection. Why did the call have to come in when he couldn’t answer it?

“Anyone else but you alive? Are the Rousters still here?” Gris demanded, trying to not let fear overwhelm him. “Who are you, anyway?”

The pale man took a step back at the rapid fire questions. “I’m Yessin, I was a loader. I think there are more survivors, but I can’t get to them. I think the Rousters have left. It’s been two days since they attacked.”

“Why are you out here by yourself?” Mac asked.

Yessin looked embarrassed “Oh, well. I’m a hologram. They couldn’t really do much to me.”

Mac reached out and pushed his hand through Yessin.

“Hey! That’s rude.”

“Sorry, man. Just wanted to check you’re telling the truth.’

Yessin looked very unhappy at the intrusion into his person by Mac’s hand, Gris didn’t blame him.

“Do you know where the rest of the crew are? Where the survivors have holed up?”

“They went into the lower decks, chased by the Rousters. I could hear them screaming, I could hear the fighting echoing through the stairwells. Then it all went quiet.”

“Why didn’t you do down to check, man?”

“No holo transmitters down there. And I was afraid.” Yessin’s voice was quiet.

“Afraid of what?” Mac demanded “You’re made of light, they couldn’t hurt you.”

“Afraid of being alone! Afraid of seeing all of my friends dead. Afraid that I would be the only one left on board, drifting eternally until the power runs out. Which it would do in, say, six hundred years.” Yessin was yelling by the end. “I was afraid to be alone for hundreds of years until everything just stopped. This ship isn’t that advanced. No voice control. So I wouldn’t even be able to turn on the entertainment system and watch a film or read a book or listen to music. Do you get it?”

“So why did you run from us?” Gris asked.

“Haven’t you heard me at all? I’m afraid. I’m a coward. I was scared so I ran, I didn’t exactly think it through.”

Mac went to put an arm around Yessin’s shoulders. His hand passed straight through the man and Mac overbalanced and fell into the wall.

“What are you doing?” Shrieked Yessin.

“Sorry, man. I was trying to be comforting.”

“I have no physical form.”

“Yes,” Mac laughed “I just forgot for a second.”

Gris watched as amusement spread through Yessin before the pale man started laughing too. Great, he was stuck with a cowardly hologram and a man with failing impulse control. This could only get worse.

“Wuuz, have you got into the logs yet? And have you heard our conversation?” Gris called back to his ship.

“Yes, my Captain. I have lockdown control set for Captain McSally’s suit, I will await command on activation.”

That was one thing taken care of, in preparation at least “Good. Now, the logs?”

“The last entry is six days ago. A ship was approaching the Artivian-9 at an unsafe speed. The Captain ordered a reduction in their own speed and evasive manoeuvres. There are no more entries after that. The ship was attacked in some way and all recording has been halted. The manifest has also been deleted. Along with much more.”

“So no-one will know what was taken. Is there any way to recover the deleted data?”

“It appears not, my Captain.”

“Don’t worry about it then, Wuuz. Leave that, see if you can find us a way to track any survivors.”

“Yes, my Captain. I have but one other thing of note to tell you.”

“What’s that?”

“A greater part of the ships internal memory has been changed from its regular functions. The work is very advanced. It is beyond my skills to determine what has happened.”

“OK, Wuuz. Keep tabs on us and call us if you see anything weird.”

“Roger, my Captain.”

When Gris turned back to the two laughing fools, he found they had settled into contented chucking.

“When you two have quite finished. Yessin, lead us to the furthest point you can go. Mac and I will search for your crew mates. Also, my navigator has gotten into your ship files. She says the last recorded log was six days ago about a ship approaching dangerously. I thought you said you were attacked two days ago.”

Yessin looked confused “But, it was only two days ago. Wasn’t it? It can’t be six days. I can’t have been alone that long.”

“Just, help us find your crew. We’ll work it out from there.”

The trio descended five levels in the still functioning lifts. After that, they had to take seventeen flights of stairs to reach the lowest level Yessin was able to access.

“What’s after this point? Gris asked.

“Cargo space, then the engine room takes up the back and lower third of the ship.”

“Anything else down there?”

“Some offices, canteens, rec rooms. The usual stuff.”

Gris clipped his helmet back on and activated it. Mac gave him a puzzled look but Gris didn’t say anything until his friend put his on as well.

“Yessin, we’re going down now. Can we communicate with you at all?”

“No. I can hear you if you patch into the ship communicators, but I won’t be able to talk back. Can’t touch them, you see.”

“Then that will have to do. We’ll patch in and keep you updated.”

“See you soon, man.” Mac waved goodbye as the pair of them started down the stairs.

The first cargo area they entered was brightly lit, but empty. Not a single crate or container was visible.

“Think they were running empty or did the Rousters take everything?” Mac asked.

“Bit of both, I suspect. No way could a single Rouster ship could clear an entire freighter like this. They had to have been running low.”

“Drone?” Mac suggested.

“Drone.” Gris agreed.

Mac plucked the mini drone from his belt and flicked it into the air with practised ease. The machine unfolded and stopped, hovering.

“Life sign or heat sign?” Mac asked.

“Heat. If they’re dead we’ll find the bodies, if they’re alive we’ll pick them up anyway.”

The drone shot off down the length of the cargo bay, to quiet motor noise vanishing into the vast, empty space. Mac and Gris kept a close eye on the display from the drone on the suit’s HUD. There were no heat blooms, no patches that were colder than elsewhere. The structure of the ship appear intact but there was no sign of the crew.

The drone reached the far end, turned and hurtled back. Mac retrieved it and replaced it on his belt.

“Next floor?”

“Next floor. Let’s hope they didn’t go all the way to the bottom, I don’t really want to be here that long.”

They found their first crew member just inside the door on the next floor. It was a Virtanian, half of one. Their right hand side had been vaporised.

“That’s an unpleasant way to go.” Mac murmured.

Gris couldn’t make himself speak, too scared opening his mouth would allow the bile in his throat to escape into his helmet.

“Yessin. We found someone. A Virtanian, they’re dead, I’m afraid, man.”

Gris averted his eyes and got ahold of himself. “Mac, send the drone. Get a reading off the body, have it look for signatures like whatever weapon fried this poor sod.”

The drone registered a distinct trace from the weapon and flew into the hold, which was also empty. Six hundred metres away, it found another weapon trace, it was coming from a single shoe, still with besocked foot inside. There was a hand and the lower leg of a Bory even further down.

“This is bad, man.”

Gris had to agree. Someone had to have survived long enough to send out the distress call, but had they lived long enough for them to be of any help.

There was nothing else on this level, so they went down again. The next floor had some containers still, forced open and left. Gris checked the contents while the drone searched. Viso fruit, now rotting in the opened containers.

“Looks like they left perishables.”

“No signs of life on this level, Gris.” Mac called over.

The next three levels were more of the same, mostly empty, no signs of life, perishable cargo left behind to rot.

They kept up a running commentary for Yessin.

Three partially vaporised bodies were in the middle of the hold. They were bunched together, alone in the vast empty space. Thy didn’t need the drone to see these ones.

“Send the drone anyway.” Gris told Mac, but privately he was more and more certain that the whole crew had been killed.

There was nothing else on this level.

With only four levels left, they found the door had been hastily barricaded. It hadn’t stood up to the assault but Gris suspected that this was where the remains of the crew had made their final stand.

Shockingly, this floor was filled with cargo. Everything still sacked as it should be except for a few containers with holes blasted into them.

“They fought here.” Gris said, more for Yessin’s benefit than anything else.

“Drone’s picking up weapon and other signatures at an office about halfway down.” Mac told him.

“Any life signs?”

“Can’t tell. Whatever they used there has left some screwy signatures. We’re going to have to eyeball.” 

Before Gris could agree and start to lay out a plan, Mac was already racing down the bay.

“Mac, get back here.” Gris yelled.

Mac paid no attention.

“Wuuz, lock him down!” Gris screamed.

Mac was running at full tilt when his arms and legs stiffened up and locked into place, he went flying to the floor.

Gris winced and hoped Mac hadn’t done himself any damage. He hadn’t considered what locking down the suit would do while Mac was sprinting.

“Ow.’ Mac groaned.

Gris took a steady walk up to his friend, keeping his eyes scanning for any threats.

When he reached Mac, he told Wuuz to unlock the suit. Mac sat up and Gris saw a long crack running from top to bottom of the faceplate on his helmet.

“Mac, check your suit integrity.”

Mac focused and saw the crack “Aw, nuts. That’s not good, man.” There was a moment’s pause while he checked “Not leaking air. But may be compromised from environmental factors.” Mac looked around. “What environmental factors?”

Gris checked the readings on his own suit, the sensors were definitely picking up something strange. Something they weren’t calibrated to fully understand.

“I don’t like it, Mac. Go back, I’ll check out the office.”

“Nah, if its compromised, I’ve already got whatever it was. Can’t be any worse if I leave now.”

Gris couldn’t believe him “Yes it could, you bloody idiot. It could be like radiation, the higher the dose the worse it gets, now leave.”

“I’m not leaving you, man. So, you can either have Wuuz lock me here, in which case I’ll still get dosed. Or we can go see if there are any survivors in that office.” Mac grinned, his infuriating ‘you aren’t going to convince me’ grin.

“Fine. Let’s do this quickly then.”

They hustled over to the office and Mac retrieved the drone. The windows were shuttered and the door closed. There were no obvious signs of violence.

Gris banged on the door “Hello? Anyone alive? We got your distress call. We’re here to help, if we can.”

He thought he heard voices from the other side, then the door unlocked.

Gris pushed the door open and saw the six dead bodies immediately. Blood had crusted as it flowed out of their mouth, ears, eyes and nose. Five humans and another Virtanian. There was no-on else inside.

“Shit, man. We’re late.”

“I thought I heard a voice.” Gris told him. “Hello, did anyone survive this?”

“Sort of.” A woman’s voice said.

Gris and Mac both looked around, checking under the desk and in the cupboards.  There was no-one there.

“Who’s speaking and where are you?”

“I’m Falia Tone and my body is by your feet.”

Gris took a step back, motioning for Mac to do the same. “You’re dead?”

“Yes, the Rousters killed all of us.”

“So how am I speaking to you?”

“I uploaded us into the ships central system once we realised what was happening. Had to dump a lot of data to make space for us.”

That would explain the weird things Wuuz had found.

“How many did you save?” Mac asked.

“Just three of us, the others didn’t transfer before they died. We ran out of time.” Gris could hear the frustration in her voice.

“Can we get you out?”

“We’re data now, all we need to move is enough storage. Do you have enough space on your ships computer?”

“Let’s find out. Wuuz?” Gris asked, knowing she was monitoring the conversation.

“Regrets, Falia Tone. Our ship’s computer does not have the storage space for even one third of the data you and your crew take up.”

“Shit.” Said the voice of Falia.

“However, there may be another solution.”

“Tell us then, Wuuz. Don’t drag this out, I want to get gone before the Rousters come back for what is left.”

“Our bots have positronic brains. Their storage capacity is much greater than that of the ship itself. We will have to format their brains, however, in order to accommodate the survivors of Artivian-9.”

The bots, now that was a good idea. They came in all shapes and sizes, cutters, carriers, the delicate dismantlers. They were the reason Gris and Mac could get by with just Wuuz as their crew.

“Great idea, Wuuz. Get to formatting. We’ll transfer as soon as possible.”

“I must inform you, my Captain, that if we do this, the bots we use will never be able to function for us again. We can use them as storage, but their brains learn their functions, they cannot be simply reloaded.”

That gave Gris half a moment’s pause. The bots were very expensive and having to replace three of them could well bankrupt him at this point.

“Falia, is your rescue covered under the company’s insurance policy? We’re going to do this anyway, but it would be nice to know I’m not going to lose everything because we’re nice guys.”

Mac nodded in agreement, neither one of them would have left this crew behind.

“We are. We’ll make sure you are compensated fairly.”

“Right on.” Yelled Mac. “Wuuz, get formatting. Transfer as soon as you can.”

“Falia, Wuuz is a navigator, not a tech. Can you talk her through the procedure for transfer? We want to get each of you in your own bot, not scrambled together.”

“Once the bots are formatted, just get her to connect them to our system. Through the probe you attached to the bridge will do fine. We can take it from there.”

“Excellent. You guys get on with that. We’ll go tell Yessin.”

“Yessin survived?” Falia sounded surprised “I thought the Rousters got him.”

“I guess he’s harder to kill than you all thought.” Gris laughed. “Wuuz, get started. Let me know when the transfer is in progress.

Gris and Mac used the lift to go back to where they had left Yessin. He was nowhere to be found. They spent precious minutes looking for him on that floor, calling out for him.

Wuuz called “My Captains, the transfer has begun.”

“That’s good news, Wuuz. Have you got Yessin on any of the sensors?” Gris said.

“I have not. Long range scanners are picking up a vessel heading this way at an unsafe speed, however.”

Gris felt all of his saliva dry up in an instant. He looked to Mac, who seemed unfazed by the news.

“What’s up with you?”

“The Rousters are coming back.”

“Probably. So, why are you scared. We don’t have any cargo they might want.”

“They won’t know that until we’ve been boarded and killed!” Yelled Gris.

Mac had a faraway look in his eyes.

“Mac, are you with me?”

Mac turned his head away “I’ve got you, man. Go back to the ship. Get us ready for departure. I’ll find Yessin and bring him along.”

Before Gris could say anything, Mac walked away. He was very tempted to lock down his friend and drag him back, but it would make departure faster if they split up.

Getting in the lift he commend Mac “Don’t take too long.”

“I know what I need to do. Don’t worry.” Mac replied.

Gris ran down the corridors, heading back to the airlock where they had docked. Yessin was waiting for him there.

“Where did you go?” Gris demanded “Mac’s down there looking for you. Come on, we need to go.”

Yessin gave a sad smile and shook his head “Can’t.”

“What do you mean can’t?”

“How exactly am I supposed to go over to your ship?”

Gris started to gesture at the door the stopped. Yessin was a hologram, he wasn’t really there. He would need to be transferred over too. They had forgotten about him.

His face must have betrayed his thoughts because Yessin spoke again, calmly “It’s fine. I’ve known all along that I would be staying here.”

“I’ve got to get Mac back here. He’s out there looking for you.”

“Go, get everything ready. I think I know where to find him.”

“I can just call him. Tell him to get back here.” 

Yessin smiled “I don’t think you can.”

Furious, Gris called Mac “Mac. I found Yessin. He’s here at the airlock. Get your arse over here so we can leave.”

Silence.

“Mac? Mac, come in.”

Still nothing.

Gris glared at Yessin “What do you know?”

“I know what killed my crewmates. It was a vestra bomb. They set it off outside of the office and let those nasty energy waves do their work. That whole level is full of vestra energy. Nasty way to go. They knew they were dying the whole time it was happening.”

The crack in Mac’s suit, the environmental danger. Gris felt tears fill his eyes.

“Your friend will have realised by now. I heard you talk about the crack. You can’t save him. You don’t have the power or space to transfer him, and you really don’t have the time.”

“Mac.” Gris whispered, feeling the tears roll down his cheeks.

“Get aboard your ship. Save my friends. I’ll be with him until the end.”

“Thank you.”

Yessin nodded, then gestured for him to go.

Gris ran through the door, slamming the close button as he ran.

He raced up to the bridge where Wuuz was still in place.

“Have the transfers completed?” He asked.

“Yes, my Captain.”

There was a metallic thudding behind him and three dismantlers walked onto the bridge.

“Thank you.” Said Falia, the blue one. Her delicate tendrils pointed at the green dismantler “This is Tok Sho.”

“I am Weston Marks.” Said the red one.

“Pleased to meet you all.” Gris said, rapidly running through the decoupling procedure.

“Your ship is small.” said Weston.

“She’s big enough for our needs. We have expandable storage we can tow if we pick up a big load.” Gris was only half paying attention to them, he wanted to get the ship moving as soon as possible.

The clunk as the ships detached echoed through the bridge.

“We are clear, my Captain.” Wuuz told him.

“Get us away, let’s hope we can use the bulk of their ship to hide us until we jump.”

Gris felt a slight tug of acceleration as Wuuz manoeuvred them down the length of the Artivian-9.

“You guys are clear.” Mac’s voice came over the communicator.

“We are. Where are you, Mac? How are you doing?”

Mac laughed “I’m dying, man. But its all good. I’m in control.”

Gris fought to keep his sadness away while they tried to escape. “Where are you hiding?”

A louder laugh came across “I’m not hiding. I told you, I’m in control.”

The freighter ignited its manoeuvring thrusters and started to turn away from them.

“Mac, what are you doing?”

“Something impulsive.”

“Mac, that doesn’t answer the question. You can’t outrun them.” Gris felt that old frustration with his friend fighting the sadness.

“Look, Gris, we both knew it was only a matter of time until the Herdok’s got me killed. This way, I’m using it to save you.”

“He has Herdok’s?” Tok Sho asked “He should have been on planet receiving treatment.”

“Yeah, he should.” Gris wasn’t sure he’d ever forgive himself for not making Mac take that break.

“My Captain, the Artivian-9 is heading towards the incoming ship.”

“Mac, what the hell are you doing?” Gris yelled, but already knowing the answer.

“At that speed, they’ve got no fine manoeuvring. So, I’m going to accelerate towards them and plant myself directly in their path. I’m a lot bigger than them. By the time they realise what’s going on, it will be far too late.” Mac was roaring with laughter by the time he finished speaking.

The Artivian-9’s main engine increased power, the deep blue turning to a bright white as the bulky freighter accelerated.

“Thanks, buddy.” Gris said. “Is Yessin there with you?”

“No need to thank me, its what needs doing, plus its fun. And yeah, Yessin is right here.”

Gris heard the crew bots muttering to each other, but he blocked them out to direct Wuuz to get them as far away from the collision as they could.

The Artivian-9 and Rouster ship were directly behind them as they accelerated away.

“You good, Mac?” Gris asked.

“Well, my ears and nose are bleeding. I’m pretty sure my brain is actually melting. But on the other hand, this is going to be a really big bang. So, yeah, I’d say I’m good, man.”

Gris had to smile.

“Oh, Yessin wants me to tell the crew something. He says, he knows what they think and they are right. He’s just trying to help while he can.”

Gris glanced a the crew bots, but they weren’t built with faces, the three blank shells simply focused in his direction.

“I’m sure I’ll find out what that is about later.”

“Yo, Gris.”

“Yes, Mac.”

“I should have maybe listened to you about a break, but think about it, if I had, those three would be forever dead.”

“I haven’t decided if that’s an acceptable trade yet, Mac.” Gris watched the screens as the Artivian-9 closed in on the Rouster ship, which was trying to decelerate and turn, having finally realised what was going on.

“How about this trade then, man. After I do this, how many people are going to live because the Rousters are dead.” Mac was still laughing, but Gris could hear the coughing as his lungs chewed themselves to pieces.

“I’m going to spend days thinking about it.”

“Well, I say its worth it. See you on the other side, brother.”

On the screen, Gris watched the Artivian-9 swing sideways, blocking any possible routes for the Rouster ship to avoid it. A huge light filled the darkness and then the ships were gone.

“Wuuz, Jump us out of here.” He commanded, before bowing his head and crying.

Gris was drunk. He hadn’t meant to get drunk, just to raise a single glass in memory of Mac. That had been followed by another for Mac’s heroic sacrifice. Which had become one more in memory of that laugh.

It had snowballed from there.

The blue dismantler clunked into the doorway of his cabin.

“Which one are you?” Gris slurred.

“Falia. I am sorry for your loss.”

Gris waved the empty glass at her “I’m sorry for yours. But you’ll have to wait and see if they can get you a clone body so you can drink away your misery. So, I’ll drink for you right now.”

He went to pour more vodka into the glass when Falia’s tendrils gently plucked the glass and bottle from his hands.

“Hey! Gimme!” He protested.

“In a moment. I need to talk to you about Yessin.”

“What about him? Thin, pale, scared. Hologram. What’s there to talk about?” He was tired, should have a kip.

“I saw Yessin get gunned down when the Rousters chased us. There was only his shoe left behind.”

Gris flattened his face against his desk “Yeah. Live Yessin got gunned down. Then his hologram gets turned on. No wonder he lost four days.”

“That’s what I’m trying to talk to you about, Captain. Please wake up for a moment.”

Her tendrils gently lifted his chin.

“You got good control of them quick. Wanna job? Missing some crew.” he slurred.

“Maybe. This is not as bad as I feared. But I need you to think, Captain. Why do you say he was a hologram?”

“He said he was.” This was stupid, why couldn’t she let him sleep.

“You saw how much ships data we had to overwrite to save just three of us, that’s without projecting us into the real world. There was no room for anyone else. I just know one thing, we never saw Yessin. Neither did your navigator. He appeared on no scans.”

Gris felt the blissful ignorance of the alcohol fading “What’re you saying?”

“I’m saying the Artivian-9 had no capacity for a hologram. It had no projectors. There has never been a ship’s hologram aboard her.”

Sobriety beckoned, hurtfully “So, what were you right about? That message of his.”

“That we did see him die. Truly.”

Sobriety could piss right off.

“Give me the vodka, I need to drink and hope that they both made it to a better place.”

Falia gave him back the bottle and left him to drink to his friend, and hers.

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 13 – The Witch Comes to Town

Lutran struggled through the sucking mud of the swamp. The bitterflies swarmed around him, their buzz filling his ears and disorientating him. How much further did he have to go? The wet, decaying stench was as thick as fog, making him want to gag on every third step.

Old Coulan, the head woman, had been clear with her instructions, he just had to keep the twin peaks in view and aim at the gap between them. It had sounded so simple when she said it, but actually keeping a straight path when there was no path through the swamp was a lot harder than he had expected.

He had felt so honoured to be chosen for this role. They were in trouble and only the witch could help them. The Ravagers would be returning any day now and the town could not fight them off alone.

Lutran would have happily stayed to fight, trusting to his strength as a weapon for the town. Coulan had been very firm in her choice, however. She said that he possessed the strength to make the journey in time. The townsfolk would fight as hard as they could, but without any magic of their own they could not hope to best the Ravagers and their battle sorcery.

Pulling a sodden foot out of the mire and taking another step, Lutran forced himself onward. Time was everything, he had the strength, he could do this.

He couldn’t do this.

How long had he been walking now? The mist around him blurred the sunlight, keeping the area in a permanent dusk. The twin peaks were just about visible, blurred but visible. He thought he was still on course but he had no way to check outside of those two landmarks.

His strength, that he had always thought limitless, was reaching its limits. Every step now felt as though he had tied a bag of grain to his foot. His muscles ached and complained. Pausing to sip from his diminishing supply of water, Lutran felt himself start to sink. 

Wearily lifting his leg, he felt his boot start to loosen. A jolt of panic flowed through him, the idea of having to go barefoot here was a disgusting image. The black mud squirming between his toes, the small creatures that moved beneath the surface biting and attaching themselves to his bare flesh. It was something he would not be able to bear.

Arresting the motion of his leg, he reached down to grip the top of his boot to hold it on as he carefully lifted it clear of the greedy mud. His other foot came free without attempting to abandon his boot. Lutran walked on, wishing for a piece of solid land, just a small space where he could rest for a moment.

Now the fear started to creep around the edges of his mind.

Fear that he was lost.

Fear that he had already passed the witch and never known it.

Fear of losing his boots.

Fear of the unseen, unheard things that surrounded him that may or may not exist outside of his mind.

Lutran was tired, cold and afraid. But he would not stop.

Until he fell and could not rise, he would not give up on his town. They had trusted him when they sent him out to do this. They were relying on him.

He would not let them down.

Lutran fell to his knees on the hard grassy ground “I’ve let you all down!’

He sobbed, deep wracking breaths that hurt his chest nearly as much as the knowledge of his failure did.

His legs had been so tired, his feet so numb from the constant cold that surrounded them, that he hadn’t noticed when he first left the swamp. His eyes, previously so fixed on the twin peaks had dropped to focus on the ground before him. Even then, he had become unseeing, simply walking because that was what he did.

Now he found himself standing in a field of grass. In the distance he could see the mocking twin peaks, still positioned for him as Coulan had said.

Tears of grief filled his eyes. He had failed, the town was doomed. 

If the Ravagers kept to their threat, and when did they not, he would be the only survivor of his town.

Was that why Coulan had sent him? If so, why send him alone? He could have taken the children with him. Carried them through the swamp.

He thought about his journey, no he couldn’t have. If he had taken even one of the children with him, neither of them would have made it across. His strength was all but gone just getting himself through.

Lutran cried, he wailed. His fear and grief was the hot knife that sliced through his heart and soul.

The end of his town, his family, his friends.

Agony and loneliness was all that awaited him.

Grief would be his only constant now.

“You look like you’ve had a hard time of it.”

Lutran looked up, a young woman in a simple woollen dress that was dyed an impossible purple was standing in front of him.

“You crying over something specific or is this a more generalised grief?”

“”My town.” Lutran managed to croak out, his throat raw from crying. He tried to say more but his grief overwhelmed him and he started sobbing again. Not caring that he was showing such emotion in front of a stranger. A woman. A woman his age. A pretty woman his age.

Suddenly, he found he did care a little about that.

“What’s the matter with your town?” The woman asked.

“Ravagers are coming. They are coming and I have failed.”

The woman tilted her head to the side, quizzically “What have you failed to do? It looks like you made it through the swamp. I don’t know why you would choose to go through the swamp though.”

Lutran sucked in a calming breath, it didn’t help much. “I wasn’t supposed to go through the swamp, I was supposed to find someone in the swamp.”

“In the swamp? Who would be in the swamp?” She clapped her hands “Oh, wait. Don’t tell me, you’ve hired a number of Xota Knights and they were creeping through to be a surprise reinforcement. You’d only need about seven of them to see off a Ravager band.”

Xota Knights? Where were they supposed to have found Xota Knights that weren’t bound to their own Lords or being hunted by their former Lord. You didn’t just find a single Xota Knight you could ask for help, let alone seven.

“No. I was to seek out the witch of the swamp. Old Coulan said that she would come to our aid if I asked.”

“Why would I live in a swamp? Who’s Old Coulan?” The woman asked.

“Old Coulan is the town head woman.  I don’t know why the witch would live in a swamp, I was just told to go through the swamp and I would find her in it.”

The woman frowned “That swamp is dark, damp, full of bugs and critters. There’s no fresh water and no space to grow vegetables or raise animals. There’s no way for a person to actually survive in there for longer than a few days, when their supplies would run out. Why would anyone think someone lived in there? It’s ridiculous.”

Lutran was taken aback by the annoyance in her voice.

“Well? Why on Feldin would you think that?”

“Because she’s a witch?” Lutran ventured, cautiously. “She is magic and doesn’t need what normal people need?”

“By that do you mean she doesn’t need fresh water and food?”

Lutran scratched his head and realised he was still on his knees. He stood up, finding himself nearly a foot taller than the woman, he looked down into her eyes, which were also a strange purple colour. Something tickled the back of his mind. He ignored it for the moment.

“Honestly, I did not even consider it. I was told that I would find her in the swamp. I thought she would have created a home there. Made a patch of fertile land grown from the mire with her magic and built a home upon it. That is what I truly expected to find.”

“Do you know much about magic?”

Lutran shook his head “I’m a blacksmith’s apprentice. I know about the soul of metal, but nothing about magic.”

The woman smiled “Soul of metal? I’ve not heard that phrase in quite some time. Is your master Herden?”

Lutran was surprised she knew that name “No, my master is Dip Saishar. Herden was his master’s master.”

The woman blinked “Has it been that long? Goodness. Fresh air really does make the time fly.”

That tickling at the back of his mind had become an insistent knocking. Telling Lutran he had missed something.

“Come back to my farm. Have something to eat, have a drink. I’ll clean those.” She gestured at his clothes, which he know realised ere covered in mud splashes and dead bitterflies. “Then you can talk to me about what you want done, what help you have come to ask for.”

Weariness filled his bones to the marrow. Food, drink and a wash sounded good.

“Thank you. I am Lutran, may I have your name?”

“I will tell it to you, but you cannot have it. I doubt it would suit you as well as Lutran.” She said with a smile.

Lutran gave her a look of confusion.

“My name is Deliamortay. Please, just call me Del.”

“I am pleased to meet you, Del”

She nodded “And I you, Lutran. Follow me. I live only a short walk away.”

Lutran followed her and that that itching, knocking in his mind started shouting. Finally it came to him.

“What do you mean why would you live in the swamp?”

Washed, fed and with a cool glass of elderberry juice in his hand, Lutran felt refreshed. He sat at Del’s kitchen table and waited for her to come back in.

Del was the witch. 

At first it had seemed so unlikely. Lutran had been expecting an old woman, hunched over with wrinkles everywhere. The witch was supposed to be hundreds of years old. He had not expected a young woman with a near constant smile to be the witch. Had never considered that she might look like one of the girls he would see out and about in town.

She looked barely a few years older than him and yet, she was the witch.

Seeing her farm, with its chickens, cows, crops and vegetables, he now realised how ridiculous the idea that she would choose to live in a swamp was. Coulan had never met her, none of the town leaders had seen her for years. All of their knowledge came from half heard stories, scraps of written records, mixed in with “common knowledge” and fables children were told. He had been sent out in hope, not expectation. He realised that now. They had trusted that his strength would last him through the days and weeks it might take to find her. Lutran suspected that the elders had not really thought he would find the witch but instead hoped that he would find help from somewhere.

A mixture of frustration and possible hope ran together and near curdled in his thoughts.

Del entered the kitchen, carrying a loaf of bread and a block of cheese on a wooden serving board.

“Would you like some of this?”

Lutran still felt a touch of hunger and accepted a slice of bread and a hunk of cheese. When Del turned him down, who knew where he would next find food.

“So, tell me what your town wants of me.” Del asked, daintily nibbling at the cheese.

“Help.” Lutran said, frustrated at the lack of direction he had been given. He had been told to ask for help, assuming she would know what was wanted. He now saw just how vague and unsure the elders had been.

“Yes, I gathered that. You didn’t come out all this way just to say hello. Although that would have been nice. What do you want me to do? What do you think I can do?”

Lutran threw up his hands in exasperation “I’m not sure. They told me to come to you and ask for help. They didn’t say what kind of help. I was stupid and didn’t ask for details. If I’m honest with you, I don’t think they even knew.” He gulped down the bread, still warm. “I’m starting to think that they weren’t even sure you were real.”

“So, let’s start with what the problem is and I will see if I have a solution.” Her smile never went away, she looked constantly amused. Lutran didn’t know if that was good or bad.

“There’s a Ravager band, led by the Mad Monk. They claim all the food in a town for their own use. They started coming three years ago. We outnumber them, but we have no war magic or fighting force. Since the death of the Queen, there’s no-one to go to for help. All the towns are on their own for defence.” He sipped the juice to wet his throat. “A week ago their representative came to town to announce their arrival at the end of the month. They like us to be ready and to have the food neatly packed for them to take away. This time, when he came he decided he wanted to take one of the women back with him. Her husband struck him and blinded him but the Ravager got away.”

“And that’s bad?”

“The Ravagers told us after their first visit when we tried to fight them off that if anyone attacked any of them when they came back, they would raze the town and kill everyone down to the smallest child. They are brutal and feral. All of my friends and family will die unless we get some help.”

Del nodded “I see. One of you refused to be cowed any more and now you must either all lay down and wait to die or you must fight back. You could all just leave.” She suggested.

Lutran shook his head “We can’t. Where would we go? What town has space to take us all? Even if we split up into multiple groups we would be easy targets for either the Mad Monk’s band or another group. There is nowhere the entire town could go. Some were talking about sending all the children under thirteen away, I don’t know if they did that. They were afraid that a group so young would never get to safety without terrible losses or being sold into slavery.”

“So, your town will fight?”

“We won’t just lay down and die. Perhaps we can save some of our people.”

“I will consider the situation. I want you to have a sleep while I confer with the spirits.” She smiled at him “I will help you. Ravagers are becoming an annoyance, it wouldn’t hurt to remind them that my territory should be left alone.”

Tears filled Lutran’s eyes and hope surged “Thank you. Thank you so much. What can we offer you for your help, I am told you may have anything, including rule over the town.”

Del raised her eyebrow “Really? So if I asked for the left hand of every first born child. I could have that?”

Lutran gulped, they had said she might ask for something terrible, but as long as the town survived, he should say yes.

“If that is what you wish, I will cut off my hand now as a down payment.”

Del stared at him, really serious for once “You will, won’t you? My goodness, you people really are desperate.” She let silence fill the room while she finished her cheese. “I will not ask for that. Honestly, I don’t know what I would do with hundreds of left hands anyway. Go to the bedroom and sleep. I will wake you when it is time to go.”

Lutran found himself standing and leaving the kitchen I thought even thinking about it. Had she made him go?

As he left, he heard her chuckling quietly “War magic? They still believe in that do they?”

Lutran awoke on top of the bed with Del standing next to him.

“Wake up. Its time we to going.”

Sitting up, Lutran asked Del “Have you decided how you will help us?”

She smiled, it was reassuring and frightening in equal measure. “Yes, I’ve had a word with the spirits. This is going to be fun.”

Lutran realised that she had changed. The simple wooden dress was gone. Now she wore a silk dress, still the same shade of purple.It clung to her in ways he tried to stop his eyes from focusing on. He was sure she noticed. Across the chest strange symbols were stitched in gold thread and a vargyr’s claw in blood red stitching ran down the left side to the floor. The right side was open from the hem to her thigh.

Lutran had never seen a dress like it. He was amazed.

“One should always look their best when meeting the people.” She laughed. She had definitely noticed him looking.

“By your story, they should be in your town tomorrow. I am told they are still on track to arrive in the mid afternoon. Which shows how sloppy they are. Something like this, they should arrive at noon or dusk. This Mad Monk has no sense of style.”

“Tomorrow?” Lutran’s heart sank, it had take him nearly a week to get here. “But we can’t get back that fast. Unless, are we going to ride on a broomstick?”

Del exploded into laughter.

“I guess not.” Lutran muttered under his breath.

“I’m not getting on that!”

Del was petting the giant, fire breathing bull and cooing into its ear.

“This is Flower. He’s very gentle.”

Flower snorted, two gouts of flame scorching the earth by Lutran’s feet.

“Yes, he seems very nice.” Lutran said, jumping back from the flames.

“Just climb on. he won’t hurt you, will you, you big old softy.” Del scratched the enormous beast’s head and it closed its eyes in pleasure.

Lutran tentatively stepped towards Flower, trying to keep his eyes on its giant horns, massive hoofs and the flickering flames coming from its mouth and nostrils all at the same time.

He got close enough to place a hand on the huge flank of the beast, expecting to be gored, kicked and roasted all at the same time. Flower did nothing.

Del gripped one horn and effortlessly swung herself onto Flower’s back. She reached down for Lutran. He was grateful that she didn’t want him to attempt to get up the same way. He clasped her hand and with a strength that shocked him, she swung him up behind her.

“Thanks.” She said.

Lutran was confused “I didn’t do anything.”

“I wasn’t talking to you. Right, put your arms around me and hold tight.”

Hesitating, Lutran felt his face blush red. It wasn’t as though he had never put his arms around a woman before, but there was something about Del and she had sat him awfully close. Almost intimately close.

Del laughed “Grab ahold, young man. Don’t be shy otherwise you will take an awful tumble when Flower moves.”

Tentatively, Lutran gripped her waist on either side.

Del sighed and pulled his arms around her until he was hugging her tightly. “Like this. Now don’t let go.”

Lutran was close enough to smell a scent she had put in her hair. He found himself trying to rearrange his sitting position without letting go or touching her.

Del giggled, a strangely youthful sound, making her seem even younger than she looked.

Trying to distract himself Lutran asked her about their route back “Will Flower be able to get through the swamp in time?”

“Why would we go through that nasty, smelly place? We are going to go around it. The same as you really should have, if you had known where I lived.”

Before Lutran could reply, Del nudged Flower forward and they shot off.

Faster than an arrow’s flight, they raced away from the farm. Looking down, Lutran could see Flower’s feet kicking up sparks as it ran across the grass.

The wind made his eyes water, so he shut them.

The ride was surprisingly smooth and Lutran felt himself relaxing into it before Del yelled something and he felt their speed increase once more.

Risking opening his eyes, Lutran saw the world lashing by in a blur. He quickly shut them again.

He could smell fire, could feel his thighs beginning to warm. Flower was not a bull that created fire, he was fire in the shape of a bull. He was a demon. He was terrifying.

“Isn’t this fun?” Del called out.

Lutran moaned.

“Faster!” She laughed and the heat increased as the wind died away.

Lutran opened one eye and shut it immediately. Nothing was clear. The world was streaks of colour. He fought to not throw up.

“Do not be sick on me.” Del warned, clearly feeling his struggle.

Not daring to speak, Lutran nodded.

To distract himself, Lutran fixed on something that had seemed strange. Del’s dress. She should not have been able to mount something this size, this wide, in a dress that tight. He puzzled and worried at the problem until he came to the conclusion of simply, magic.

By the time his thoughts had fixed on that answer, his stomach had settled and he dared to open an eye.

The world was still streaks of colour, but ahead of them was a dark blob, gaining size and definition with every second. It was the town. They were nearly there already.

He closed his eye and again and started whispering thanks.

“You are most welcome.” Del said.

Their arrival caused quite a stir. Hardly surprising, given that they arrived on a ten foot tall, fire breathing bull that was travelling faster than anything anyone had ever seen before.

Flower skidded to a halt just outside the town gates. The crowd of locals, armed with kitchen knives and whatever else they had been able to find as a weapon stared, in mute shock, as Del daintily slipped from Flower’s back.

Lutran crashed to the floor in a much less graceful way, ending up laying on his back, breathing heavily.

He saw Coulan step forward from the group and appraise Del. The older woman’s grey hair was tied back and her hard eyes did not seem to like what they saw. Then she spotted Lutran on the floor.

“Lutran, who is this you have brought us?”

“This is Deliamortay.” He called from his position on the floor. “She is the witch you sent me to find.”

The crowd gasped, but Coulan did not look impressed.

“This slip of a girl is the witch?”

Lutran gestured at Flower “Look what we arrived on. Why would you doubt it.”

“She seems a bit young.”

Del stepped forward, rising into the air as she did so “Not as young as I seem. You can call me Del.”

Coulan nodded “That’s more like it.”

They had arrived not long before dusk, Coulan invited the three of them back to her house for dinner. Flower was left out the front with a whole pig that he roasted and ate.

Inside, dinner was more civilised, with steak and eggs.

“So, you will help us?” Coulan asked after dinner had been tidied away.

“I will. Tonight I will walk around the town and decide where I shall act upon your enemies.”

“Is there anything you would like us to do?” Coulan asked.

“I want to know roughly how many in the Mad Monk’s band. Information is key. Secondly, I ant you to arm all of your adults, everyone must be ready to defend themselves. If the band split up and enter the town at different points, I cannot promise to catch al of them before they have a chance to hurt or kill your people. I should be able to deal with most of them, but most is not the same as all and the consequences for those I am not there for will be terrible if you do not fight.”

“We will fight them!” Lutran yelled.

Coulan glared at him, Del smiled. He felt that blush coming back.

“Our young blacksmith is correct, although he is perhaps a little overexcited from his ride.” Coulan said to Del.

“I ask that Lutran stays by my side tomorrow. He can watch my back. I think he has it in him to protect me in the moments where I might need it.”

“Agreed.”

Lutran felt shock, protecting Del? He had never expected such an honour.

“I will stand beside you, Del. I have two hammers at the workshop, one long, one short. With them, I hope to give you the time you need.”

“I believe that you will.” Del stood “Now, Lutran can show me around so that I can find a suitable place to deal with them.

Lutran stood as well, nodding at Coulan who gave him a thin smile in return. He hurried after Del, who had already left the house.

He heard Coulan call after them as they left “Wait, we have not yet asked your price.”

But Del was already moving and he doubted he could get her to go back. 

“I will find out.” He called back from just outside the front door.

Lutran caught up with Del half a street away. She seemed to be simply strolling, but he saw that her eyes were always moving, looking into the streets that passed, flickering up to rooftops. She made it seem so effortless. He tried to copy her, but found his head swivelling in every direction.

“You don’t need to do that.” She told him.

“Two pairs of eyes will see more than one. If I knew what we were looking for.”

Del smiled at him “What makes you think I have only one pair of eyes?” She waggled her eyebrows at him. “What I need you to do is show me the way to the largest open spaces in the town.”

Lutran felt silly, of course she had more than one set of eyes to see through. Del had magic, she probably could see the whole town at once if she chose to. He recovered himself quickly and led her to the town square.

“You have markets here?” she asked.

“Yes, every sixth day. It’s quite the event. Even the shopkeepers will set up a stall. Everyone comes through on market days.”

Del started to nod, then sharply shifted her attention to the West side of the square. She watched for a moment and then nodded. “Thought so.” She said to herself.

Lutran strained his eyes but couldn’t make anything out.

“What do you see?”

“War magic.” Was all she said before laughing.

Del strode towards the wine shop on the West side, Lutran following close behind.

“Stay here.” She told him before floating up to the roof.

Watching her fly, Lutran muttered to himself “I’m not sure where else I would go.”

“I heard that.” Del called down after a moment.

Lutran shut his mouth and waited for her return, chastened.

Before long, Del floated back down. She showed him the thin piece of wire she had cut from the roof.

“What’s that?”

“This is what the Mad Monk and his men are calling war magic.” She told him.

Lutran backed away “Is it dangerous? Have they put dangerous magic into it?” He felt a very real fear of being blown up fill him.

Del laughed, thoroughly amused.

“I don’t see how war magic is funny.” He told her.

She cupped his cheek and Lutran felt the flushing heat of a blush suffuse it “Because war magic isn’t real, dear Lutran. This is a trick. A very old trick that I thought you people had long since learned to see through.”

“A trick?” Lutran was confused, how could it be a trick, everyone had seen what the war wizards had done to Melik’s house.

“Absolutely. What the Ravagers do, is the night before an attack, they send in their wizards, who are nothing of the sort. These wizards set up traps and tricks. Loosening stone, planting explosives. That sort of thing. Then when they attack, they have hidden men ready to set them off as they point. They don’t even need to do much, maybe make a single wall explode just by pointing at it, and you all think you are outmatched. You surrender quickly because, well, how can you fight against magic, you’re only people.”

Lutran was in shock, had they lived these last years in fear because of simple trickery? It was a devastating thought. How much had they given up for a lie.

“Don’t be too hard on yourselves.” Del said, kindly. “Its not just the magic you fear, is it? They look fearsome and carry large weapons. They are intimidating and they live to fight. You are only simple townsfolk wanting to live your lives.”

Lutran nodded. The destruction of Melik’s house had knocked out what fight was left in them, but the first attacks by the soldiers of the Mad Monk had also been terrifyingly brutal.

“Not to worry.” Del said, smiling with. Savage gee. “Soon I shall know where all of their magic is and we will dismantle it. Then tomorrow I will show them what true magic looks like.”

She took another look around the square “Is there anywhere bigger than this in town? Do you have a park or something?”

Lutran shook his head “This is the biggest space we have. There is a small park, but we could fit the whole town in here.”

“Excellent. Then this is what we shall do. Tonight, while I deal with their war magic, I want you all to fill this square with lots of small to medium objects. Stones, knives. Crates if you have them spare. I will need ammunition.”

“What about arrows?” He asked, thinking about Gory the fletcher and his speed of creation.

Del gave him a savage smile “Oh yes. Arrows would be superb. Now go, get your people working. I suspect you’ll need Coulan’s help to organise them. I will see you at the forge tomorrow morning. Have your hammers ready.”

“Do you know where my master’s forge is?”

“Unless you’ve moved it since Herden’s day, I do.”

Lutran shook his head, he had forgotten she knew Herden. “Its still in the same place. Would you like any food or drink prepared for your arrival?”

“A hot cup of tea would be lovely, thank you, Lutran.”

Del stepped away into the night and Lutran rushed back to Coulan’s, realising as he did so that payment had still not been discussed.

Lutran waited up in the kitchen of his master’s house. Master Saishar waited with him until after midnight before heading to bed. 

Lutran had everything ready to make Del a mug of tea once she arrived, needing only to boil the water, but as time slipped away, he found himself nodding off.

He awoke with a start to the sound of a satisfied sigh. Looking up he saw Del sat opposite him, enjoying her hot cup of tea. He hadn’t heard the water boil.

Rubbing sleep from his eyes, he apologised “I’m sorry for not being awake to make that for you. I waited, but I guess I was tired.”

“Do not worry about it, dear Lutran.” Del said “You laid everything out ready, it took nothing for me to heat the water. You prepare a most delicious blend.”

The praise from Del was somehow more important to him, even for such a simple thing, than all the words of encouragement he had received from Master Saishar.

“Did your work go well?” He asked her.

“Oh yes. When the Mad Monk’s band comes tomorrow, they will certainly be surprised.” She sipped the tea. “Lovely. Now, where are your hammers?”

Lutran pointed to the kitchen counter, where his hammers lay.

Del looked at them, looked slightly away, nodded, then looked back and held out her left hand, her right still holding the mug of tea. The smaller hammer flew across he room and she caught it. Del gave it a couple of practice swings “A good weight, this will crack some skulls.”

She opened her hand and the hammer flew back to where it had come from before the longer hammer flew into her grasp.

“Now this is a killing hammer, used correctly. Can you use it like that?”

Lutran gulped, he had been avoiding the thought of someone dying a his hands. “I don’t know.” He answered, honestly.

“That is the best answer. It tells me you do not lust for battle, but also that you do not think you will shy away from it. You are a good man, Lutran.”

The hammer flew back to its resting place.

“Go to bed. I shall work upon your hammers, tomorrow they shall strike hard and true. If you throw them, they will return.”

She snapped her head to one side and stared “Yes, they will.” She declared.

Lutran looked at the cupboard she appeared to be telling off. He shrugged, witches, they weren’t like normal people.

Del returned her gaze to him “Go, rest. You will want to be ready when they come”

“Yes. Goodnight, Del.”

“Goodnight.”

By midday the whole town was in place, the children had been taken to the school where they were guarded by anyone who had any military experience. This included Coulan, which meant hat those who were left took their orders from a command system devised by Del.

The plan was quite simple, the townsfolk were to draw the Rangers into the town square and once their attention was on Del and Lutran, they were to flee into the side streets and form barricades to stop and loose Ravagers from escaping. Others would roam the streets looking for any solo Ravager.

Simple in theory, terrifyingly complex in execution.

The Ravagers attacked from five separate directions, screaming bloody war cries, carrying banners which were adorned with severed limbs and heads, some of them still dripping.

Lutran could hear the screams and wails of his friends echoing around the square. He desperately wanted to go to their aid, but he had sworn to watch Del’s back. He felt tears form and wiped his eyes to keep them clear.

“Hold to your belief in your friends. They know what to do.” Del told him.

“I can hear them dying, being hurt.”

Del cocked an ear to the sky “Yes, you can. But not as many as you might think. Not all of those cries of pain come from your townspeople. There’s a lot of Ravagers with wounds. Some have even been killed.”

“Really?”

“There’s no need to lie to you, Lutran. It seems that even though I told your people about the war magic, they didn’t really believe me. Right up until the war wizards started trying their magic.” Del grinned, savagely “When absolutely nothing happened, despite their screams and curses, your people suddenly found their courage. And their anger.”

Lutran found a tight smile stretched across his face “Good on them.”

The screams and shouts and clash of weapons grew closer.

“North west corner.” Del said, without looking.

Lutran looked and saw the first of the townspeople come through. They were attacking and drawing back, just as Del had told them. The Ravagers were screaming but his friends were screaming right back at them. He heard language he had not thought some of them capable of come flowing from their mouths like water down the river.

“South.”

Lutran looked where Del was facing, seeing a larger mass of humanity race into the empty square.

“Not long now.”

The townspeople were breaking away from the fight, scattering into alleys and streets.

“Behind us.” She warned.

Lutran turned to find a Ravager racing towards them, a wicked looking curved and serrated sword raised menacingly. His mouth suddenly dried up and he could feel his heart beating in his ears.

“Throw, Lutran. Throw now.” Del commanded.

Lutran hefted the smaller hammer, cocked his arm back and let it fly with all of his prodigious strength. The throw was true, the hammer shot across the space and buried the heavy head into the skull of the Ravager. The man stopped running, wobbled in place for a moment and then toppled over backwards.

The hammer wobbled in his face for a moment before pulling free and flying back into his hand.

Del give him a look of surprise “You did that yourself. You are full of surprises.”

Before Lutran could ask what she meant, Del pointed to his left and he saw two Ravagers racing towards them, axes in hand.

Not daring to take a moment to think, Lutran stepped forward to meet them, swinging both hammers at once. His arms moved faster and harder than he expected, the hammers feeling alive. The shorter crashed into the chest of one, the longer dashing the brains of the other into the square. Both fell and did not move.

A moment ago, Lutran had never killed, now three men lay dead at his hand.

He walked back to Del, keeping his eyes open for other threats breaching the line of townspeople.

“Take your positions!’ Del yelled, her voice filling the square.

The Ravagers paused, shocked at the sound. The townsfolk were ready and scattered into their positions.

As soon as the invaders realised their prey had fled, all of them turned to look at the two figures in the centre of the square.

One of them, wearing a brown robe and standing a foot taller than the next tallest stepped forward. He had a long, red beard and carried twin axes.

“The Mad Monk.” Whispered Lutran.

“Who are you to interrupt our justice, woman?” The Mad Monk demanded.

“My name is Deliamortay.” Del said sweetly. “This town has asked for my help and I have agreed to give it.”

“They have, have they?” Laughed the Monk.

“Yes, I just said so, didn’t I?” Del looked to Lutran and spoke loud enough for the Ravagers to hear “You didn’t tell me that they were this stupid.”

Lutran opened and closed his mouth, unable to think of a reply.

“We really must work on your witty repartee.” Del told him.

“You think us stupid?” Screamed the Mad Monk.

Del sighed, theatrically “Well, honestly, yes. Still using war magic to frighten people? That’s pathetic.”

An axe pointed at Del “You! You are the one who has cursed my wizards!”

Del was taken aback “Cursed them? Wait, don’t tell me you think they can actually do magic?”

Lutran kept scanning the crowd, looking for an attack and he saw a group of unarmoured men trying to make themselves as small as possible as they slipped backwards into the crowd.

“Come here, you wizards.” Del commanded.

The escaping men shot out of the crowd, flying towards the open space before landing in a heap. Lutran heard at least two bones snap on landing.

“Your Mad Monk does actually know how you work, doesn’t he?”

One of the men floated out of the pile of bodies, struggling and writhing. He screamed for her to let him go.

“Tell your Mad Monk exactly what it is you do.”

In desperation the man pointed to the wine shop and yelled “Baltara!”

Nothing happened.

He pointed and yelled again.

“I removed your explosive last night.” Del told him and snapped her fingers.

The ground under the war wizards exploded, killing them all except for the floating man.

“Oh,” Del faked surprise, “is that where I put them?”

Lutran wanted to laugh but he didn’t dare break the moment. The last wizard was screaming and pleading, the Mad Monk looked furious and scared.

Del pointed down and the last wizard smashed face first into the ground and went limp.

The Ravagers went silent, staring at Del. Lutran started to feel hope.

“A nice trick.” Bellowed the Mad Monk. “But are you fast enough to kill us all before we reach you?”

Hope faded.

“It was a good trick. I’d tell you how I did it, but you’ll be too dead to hear me.” Del replied, amiably.

She pointed to her right, where Lutran knew one of the stacks of arrows had been secreted by a pile of rubbish. He saw a cat sniffing around it, searching for scraps.

“Would you like to see another trick?” Del asked.

“Tricks will only get you so far.” The Mad Monk screamed.

Del flicked her hand and the cat shot across the square, yowling in surprise before landing on the Mad Monk’s face. Panicked, the animal started scratching wildly before leaping down and running away.

Lutran was shocked she hadn’t used the arrows. He looked at Del and saw, just for a moment, puzzlement on her face. She gestured again and this time arrows rose around the square, dozens of them, still less than the number of enemies that faced them.

“Let’s try that again.” Del yelled, before adding quietly “Properly, this time.”

She flicked her hand and the arrows shot towards the Ravagers, each one unerringly shooting into an eye. Dozens of he invaders dropped, dead.

The Mad Monk was screaming and trying to wipe the blood from his face when a roar filled the street behind him.

“Is that Flower?” Asked Lutran.

“Of course. What’s the point of having a giant, fire breathing bull if you don’t let it have some fun now and again.” Del replied.

Flower exploded through the rear ranks of the Ravagers, goring and burning as he did so.

What had been unease among the invaders became full panic as the monstrous bull smashed his way threw them.

Del started pointing and directing as stones and knives rose from their hiding places to strike and kill Ravager after Ravager.

The confused enemy started to swing wildly, taking down a number of their own as they did so.

The Mad Monk was untouched and he took advantage of the confusion to rush at Del.

Without thought, Lutran stepped in front of her, readying his hammers.

The Monk swung his axes and Lutran rolled under the blows.

Del noticed him and screamed “Lutran, no!”

But he could not disengage, the Mad Monk may well be mad, but he was a skilled fighter and Lutran found it took all of his concentration to stay out of the deadly arcs of the axes. Overhand chops turned into thrusts. Lutran twisted, but too slow and felt pain in his side. He made himself ignore it as he stepped in closer, reducing the axes utility. It took away the power of his long hammer as well, but he still had the short.

The snap of the Mad Monk’s knee as the small hammer made contact gave Lutran a savage joy. This man had terrorised them for so long. It was nice to pay him back.

Pain ripped into his left side as the Monk pulled on his axes, cutting a deep slash along Lutran’s ribs.

The Monk stepped back, to give himself a better swing of his axe.

Lutran pushed through the pain and used the space to his own advantage, bringing the long hammer up between the Monk’s legs in the strongest blow he could muster.

He felt two somethings squelch and pop.

The Mad Monk’s eyes bulged out of his head in pain and he gasped for air, his face turning a deadly shade of purple.

Lutran didn’t hesitate and delivered a final blow with the short hammer to his temple. The Mad Monk crumpled, boneless.

Behind him, a scream, Lutran didn’t really hear it. His vision was going grey.

Unbothered, he looked to see a Ravager running at him, sword poised to strike. Lutran smiled, he was going to die but the Mad Monk had died first. That was enough.

He closed his eyes in acceptance.

A wave of heat struck him.

He opened his eyes to see the Ravager aflame and being eaten by Flower. The giant bull looked at him, winked and charged off to do more damage.

“Don’t see that every day.” Lutran muttered and collapsed to the floor. He could feel his warm blood pooling under him.

Lutran thought his family and master could be proud of him for this day’s work. He just hoped that Del was not hurt.

The world faded away.

Lutran’s first thought was that the floor of the square was a lot softer than he expected. The second was that everything hurt. He groaned, rolled to get to his feet and promptly fell out of the bed.

“Ow.” He groaned, face down on the floor.

“That was dumber than charging a known killer by yourself.” Del laughed at him.

Lutran pushed himself up and crawled back into the bed. His bed, in his home.

“I didn’t die then.” 

“Do you feel dead?”

“I think it would hurt less.”

Del nodded “It certainly would. You had us worried for a while there.”

“Be sure to thank Flower for me.”

“I will, but I’m not sure he is that invested in you yet.”

Yet?

Del was back wearing the simple woollen dress he had first seen her in.

“Where did you get that from? We didn’t bring anything from your home.”

She smiled “Witch, remember. I have mysterious ways. Mostly those ways involved going home for a change of clothes while you slept off your near death.”

“You left and came back?”

She nodded “There’s still the matter of my payment. I had to come back to collect.”

“Have you decided what you will ask for?” Lutran was curious as to what she would take. She really was worth paying anything she wanted.

“We can talk about that another time.” She pointed to a tray on the bedside table. “Eat that, rest up and I will see you tomorrow.”

“Thank you.”

She waved him away “Your master’s wife made it. I’m just letting you know its there.”

Lutran looked in her purple eyes “No. Thank you.”

Del smiled “It has been a pleasure.”

Lutran took another two days to feel well enough to get out of bed and go downstairs. It was another three before he could stand without feeling lightheaded for more than a minute. A week after that, he was well enough to start doing light duties in the forge.

During this time Del popped in every day to check on him and tell him how things were in the town.

All of the Ravagers had died and she had made sure word got out that the town had killed them all, playing down her own involvement. When he asked what happened to all of the bodies she smiled and said that Flower was enjoying a feast such as he hadn’t seen for many years.

That made his stomach turn a little.

But no matter how long she stayed for, Del would not tell him her price.

Coulan and the council came to see him, giving him praise and thanks. Thy all seemed strangely sad in their congratulations. Lutran thought it must be because of his injuries and the thought of the others that had not survived. There had been fewer deaths of townsfolk than he had expected, but there were still enough to fill him with grief.

One day, while he was tidying the forge, Del came to see him.

“I’m leaving today.”

Lutran felt his heart drop, he had been expecting this, but it still hurt.

“Can I come to visit you? I promise to bring tea.”

“No, you may not visit.”

A sucking hole swallowed him. Del had become important to him over he last weeks. Not just for her help, but her humour and encouragement had pushed him to get up and moving. He had realised in the last week that she was the dearest friend he had. She clearly did not feel the same way. Witches truly were different.

“If that is what you wish.” He said, turning away, pretending to tidy up so that she could not see his tears.

Del laughed. It wasn’t a cruel laugh, it was pure and joyous.

“What is so funny?” He asked, still not turning around.

“You haven’t worked out what I’m taking in payment yet, have you?”

“You could have anything and you won’t tell me. How could I possibly guess?” He felt stupid. Everyone else probably know, that was why they had been sad. She had asked for something they would give, but didn’t want to lose. No wonder the visits to him had been so few. They were grateful he had brought her but blamed him for the price. Even Master Saishar had been avoiding his eyes.

“Dear Lutran. My adorable little lunkhead, I choose you.” Del sad.

Lutran spun around, shocked “You choose what now?”

“I choose you. As my apprentice. As my friend and companion. You may not come to visit me because you are coming with me, to live and learn with me.” Del came close and grasped his hands “I choose you.”

Her eyes, purple and soft, looked into him and he saw that she truly did feel for him too.

“Really?” He couldn’t keep the grin from his face.

Del rolled her eyes “I have already said,” she looked to her right, “didn’t I already say that?”

Lutran looked where she was looking, there was no one there.

“Who are you taking to?”

Del smiled “Here’s your first touch of magic, apprentice.”

She pressed the three middle fingers of her right hand to his forehead and muttered a word under her breath.

Mist flowed across his vision and when it cleared, Lutran saw that the forge was filled with people, a near transparent crowd.

“Who are they?” He asked, once his shock passed.

“These are my ghosts, bound to me in friendship and service. Do you remember when we first met and I said I had to talk to the spirits?”

“I do.”

She gestured to the crowd who were all grinning, like boys who had successfully played a prank. “Well, these are the spirits I talked to. I asked them if they would like to help.”

Del pointed to his short hammer and flicked her finger. A thin man in jerkin and trousers picked it up and carried it to her, placing it in her hand.

Lutran was shocked “It was all them? What about you flying?”

Del chuckled and a group of the ghosts picked her up and carried her about the forge before placing her back down.

She pointed to the man who had brought her the hammer “This is Flit. He’s the one that thought it would be funny to throw the cat.”

“It was.” Said Flit and Lutran jumped.

“They speak as well, why else would I talk to them?”

Lutran felt a small sense of disappointment “So, your magic is like that of the war wizards? It’s not really magic at all?”

He heard the crowd suck in a breath, shocked at his words and he wished he could take them back as soon as he said them.

Del laughed and opened her hand. A ball of fire burst into being, he could feel the heat of it. The crowd parted and Del threw the fire into the forge, igniting it immediately.

“I wouldn’t say it was all trickery.”

© Robert Spalding 2020

Story 12 – Ghostpuncher

“I punch ghosts.”

The kid opposite me looked non-plussed. But really, if the question is “What does a ghostpuncher do?” then what else could he have expected as an answer, it’s there in the job title.

“Anything else?” He finally squeaked.

I took a sip of my beer, taking a moment to enjoy the full flavour of it.

“Sometimes I kick them, or get into a grapple and on a couple of memorable occasions, I nut them.”

The kid sat there, doing a impression of a goldfish while he thought about what his next move should be. I’d seen it before. Let’s be honest, I can be a little intimidating. I’m six foot five, bald, slightly paunchy but mostly muscle because my regular job is as a labourer. I’m thirty five and my skin tends to be variously red or brown, depending how much time I’ve spent working outside recently. I’ve got a laugh so dirty it makes Sid James’ sound like a vicar chuckling at a tea party. I’ve got blue eyes that some very kind ladies have called piercing and some less kind blokes have called ‘full of psychotic intent.’

My name’s Reg Carroll and I’m a ghostpuncher.

“Come on, boy. What’s the problem. You didn’t call me because you wanted to see what I look like, did you? That advert wasn’t for lonely hearts.”

The kid blinked a couple of times, shook his head to blast away the mental cobwebs and decided to try again.

“When I asked what you did, I meant, can you get rid of a ghost?” 

A sensible question, maybe he wasn’t quite as wet behind the ears as I’d first thought.

“Yes, I can.” I could see him staring at my black eye. That was courtesy of Madge Hills, formerly of 52 Primdale Road. Vacated her mortal shell in 1952, vacated 52 Primdale Road yesterday.

“And how do you make them go away?” He still wasn’t getting it.

“I punch them until they do. Its a fairly simple solution but it tends to work.” 

He didn’t believe me, there aren’t many who do until I clear their home.

I could see he was about to ask more questions I didn’t really feel like answering. “Look, you’ve got a ghost. I get rid of ghosts. As long as its actually moving stuff about, I can get make it go away. So why don’t you nip up to the bar, get me another bottle of this and then tell me what the problem is.”

He nodded, still not fully sold on the idea, but he did go to the bar.

I took the time to give him a proper once over. Late twenties, long brown hair tied up in a man bun, thick beard. He was really leaning in to the stereotypical hipster look. But underneath his flannel shirt, I could see the guy was well built, not some skinny armed office worker.

Ted, the landlord wasn’t impressed with what he saw approaching him to buy drinks. It was one of the things I liked about drinking in The Queen’s Head, it didn’t matter who you were or what you looked like, Ted hated you if you weren’t a regular. If you were a regular, he only mildly despised you. You knew you were in as someone he could tolerate once you could stop watching him like a hawk to see if you got a clean glass or not. That was why I still drank only bottled beer here.

The kid came back with a bottle of Becks for me and a pint for himself, oblivious to the grime down the side of the glass.

“So, how long have you had a ghost?”

He took a sip of his beer, grimaced at its no doubt watered down taste, and started to talk “I bought a house about three months ago. Nice little two bedroom on Delmarket Street, do you know it?”

“Yeah, nice little road. Been down there a few times for grannies who didn’t want to go into the light.”

“Oh, so its quite a haunted street then?” He looked disappointed, like he was going to tell me something new. Seriously, I punch ghosts for money, did he think anything was going to be a surprise in the town I lived in?

“No more haunted than any other. People get attached to their homes, they don’t want to leave. Which is fine as long as they play by the rules and don’t disturb the new owners.” I knocked back half the bottle.

“In that case, I don’t think the guy who’ll used to live there is very happy with me.”

“Did he die at home?” That was the important one, normal ghosts can only haunt where they die and not a lot of old people want to spend the rest of eternity floating about a hospital. Not to say some don’t, weird sods that lot.

“I don’t know. I know the house got sold by his daughter because he was dead, but they never said if he died at home or not.”

“Right, so why do you think he’s mad at you?”

Kid took another sip of his watery beer “This stuff tastes awful.”

“Of course it does, why do you think all the regulars drink bottles? Shut up about the beer and talk about your ghost.”

“Sorry.” He took a moment, trying to work out where to begin, but I could see he was already easing into the idea of talking about this. For most people, I’m the first one to talk to them like they aren’t making it up or going mad. I don’t just believe them, I know what they are saying is true. You’d be surprised how much weight that takes off their shoulders, weight they didn’t even realise they were carrying.

“I think the old guy was very particular about his house being clean, OCD maybe.”

I nodded to encourage him, really I just wanted him to hurry up so I could go punch the ghost before the Leeds match kicked off.

“So, when I first moved in, I seemed to get my stuff away a bit quicker than I thought I was doing it. Then a couple of times I was tired so I left a dirty mug on the side, meaning to clean it in the morning. But when I woke up, it was clean and on the drying rack. I just thought that I’d been so tired that I’d just tidied on autopilot. I wasn’t thinking ‘ghost’, I was sure it was just me.” He stared off into space.

I downed the bottle and checked my watch, it was going to be tight.

“Look, leave that piss on the table and tell me the rest on the way to yours. I’ve got other stuff I’m hoping to do today.”

He looked shocked “Do it today? Don’t you need to prepare, meditate or get your chakras in order or anything?”

I snorted “What do I look like? ‘Get my chakras in order’, really. I’m going to have a punch up, son. I’ll loosen me neck on the way over, maybe eat a bag of crisps. Then I’m going to beat the shit out of your ghost and go home. Why, do you want to wait a couple of days? I can go home and pretend to do all that crap if it’ll make you feel better.”

Crestfallen, that was the word for it, the expression on his face. Too much telly and books with slinky women and men in dust coats on the cover.

“Get your coat, son. Let’s go twat a dead man in the face.”

It was a ten minute walk from the Queen’s to his place, he filled me in on the rest. I’ll give you the gist so you don’t have to hear all his moaning about being scared and creepy noises and all that bollocks.

So, the boy, whose name is Georg, no E on the end of course, is a posh lad using Mummy and Daddy’s spare change to become a rental King. The place on Delmarket Street is his first property and to make the budget go further, he’s doing the interior remodel himself. Good on him for that, I say. Getting stuck in with the hard bits made me like him just a little. Plus, getting someone who would be buying more properties on side is good because it can mean more work going forward.

Anyway, Georg has had the little weird bits, but then he starts tearing up a floor. Apparently Harold, that’s the ghost by the way, didn’t like that. Chunks of wood start getting thrown at our boy’s head.

To be fair to the lad, he doesn’t run shrieking into the night at this. He just carries on, hoping whatever made the wood fly was a weird fluke.

But, obviously, that’s not the case.

Next day he gets a can of paint beaned at his head. That one he’s more certain wasn’t a fluke, but he thinks he might have an intruder. Then old Harold goes on to the classics. Slamming doors, opening drawers, but he never makes a mess.

Georg, not being a complete idiot, legs it out of the house. When he comes back, a few hours later after getting told by his mates that he’s just imagining it all, he finds all the wood has been stacked nicely and the whole house is tidy.

So, Georg decides to stop doing work on the house, see if that calms stuff down. It doesn’t, every time he’s in the house, stuffs getting slammed or thrown at him. The lad is understandably getting a bit down and that’s when he spots my advert in the local newsagents, probably prompted by Ruby behind the till, if I know her.

The rest you know, that’s what has led to me standing outside number 77 Delmarket Street at just gone One on a Saturday afternoon.

It was a decent looking house from the outside. Old Harold clearly gave a shit about his home, I couldn’t see much weathering on the outside, the old boy had definitely put in the time and money to keep it up.

The front garden was overgrown, but I could see that it had been nice before, the borders were orderly and some of the flowers were still growing healthily, wouldn’t take a stupid amount of work to bring it back to life.

“If you like,” I told Georg, “when I’m done and you’ve got back into the swing of things inside, I can come back and sort out the garden for you. Shouldn’t take me more than a day to clear it, maybe a couple more to properly care for those plants and get the back to growing nicely. Only fifteen quid an hour if you’re interested.”

He looked at me, not comprehending what I was saying. “I thought you were a ghostpuncher?”

“Yeah, I am. But its not like there’s that many need punching. It’s a side gig. A way to bring in a bit of extra money.”

“So what do you do?”

“Bit of gardening, bit of landscaping. Labouring and minor carpentry. If it involves getting your hands a bit worn and mucky, I’ve probably done it at least once.”

He looked bemused, I was not what he had expected. 

“Well, maybe I could do with some help in the garden. But is there anything I can do to help you now?” 

I shook my head “Nah, you’re all right, boy. I’ll toddle inside, find Humpty Harry and get him gone. You can come in and make me a brew when I’m done. But first.” I held out my hand.

He stared at it.

Well, this was going to be embarrassing for one of us and I was bloody certain it wasn’t going to be me.

“The money, Georgy boy.”

“But you haven’t done anything yet.” He complained.

I should have known he was going to be one of those.

“This is a cash upfront kind of job, it just makes life easier for everyone. For my part, it means you can’t go around afterward telling everyone there was no ghost and I didn’t do anything because where’s the proof there even was a ghost.” I saw a little glint in his eye, cheeky prick. Well, he was a slumming posho. “From your point of view it makes great sense to pay me upfront. One, because if you don’t, I’ll piss off home and watch the match and there’s nothing you can say to stop me. Two, if, for some reason I did do the job and you stiffed me, well consider what kind of man you’ve just pissed off. I’m a big lad and I either fight ghosts in hand to hand combat or I believe that I fight ghosts in hand to hand combat because I’m mental. Do I seem like someone who would try getting my money through, say, a lawsuit? Or do I look like I’d probably beat you until the money magically appeared?”

The envelope full of cash appeared in his hand so fast, I think I heard a crack as it broke the sound barrier. 

“Its all there, Reg.” he assured me. 

I checked it anyway. It was. I tucked the envelope into my pocket and smiled at him “Right then. I’m going to go punch a ghost.”

He handed me the front door key and waited, looking worried as I entered the house.

Georg had definitely overestimated how much work he had gotten done. He’d made it sound like he had taken up the whole lounge floor. Instead he had only removed about a quarter o the flooring. Unless old Harold was doing some shifty DIY while the lad was out.

I looked at the pile of wooden planks that had been removed, they were splintered, cracked. Completely buggered for re-using. No, Harold hadn’t been putting his old floor back.

The house looked neat and tidy, I couldn’t see a single thing out of place, no cups, coasters, magazines, books, nothing was anywhere it wasn’t stored.

“Bugger me, Harold. You’re an anal old bastard, aren’t you?” I called out.

I waited for a reply.

Nothing.

That was fine, Georg had told me what wound him up, I just wanted to see if anything else would.

I picked up the long handled hammer I spied sitting on top of a chair in the kitchen and walked back into the lounge.

“Come on, Harry. Show yourself or I’m going to make a mess.”

I gave him a minute. He didn’t show.

“Suit yourself, mate.” I told him and got down and started prying the slats free. I was careless with where i put them after, casually tossing them over my shoulder or sliding them into the kitchen.

I spotted movement in the corner of my eye, put down the hammer and quickly turned to see a translucent old man wearing a shirt and trousers with braces holding one of the slats, ready to throw it at me.

“Put that down, Harry. You’ll have someone’s eye out.”

He stopped, it was a normal reaction. Ghosts that do this kind of thing get very used to not being seen. They could actually hide petty well if they wanted, but few of them bothered to learn how.

“Er, woooooo!” He cried in a very poor attempt at a spooky voice.

“Did you just ‘woo’ me, sunshine? Oh, Harry, that is just sad.” I felt ashamed for him, quite frankly.

“Stop smashing up my home!” He yelled.

“No. But I’ll give you a couple of points for not going with “Get out!’ I do like a little bit of originality.” I wasn’t scared of him. That’s always the next thing to throw them off. “Anyway, it ain’t your house no more, Harry. It’s young Georg’s, and he can do whatever he likes to it.”

“No he bloody well can’t! I’ve seen his plans, absolute disgrace. He’ll knock half the value off this place if he goes through with it. That idiot should stay away.” Harold yelled, properly angry for the first time.

“Tough titties, Harry. His house, his money. His cock ups to make. Just piss off out of it, you’ll be a lot happier.”

“Stop calling me Harry!” Harol screamed and threw a punch at me.

I sidestepped and gave him a clout round the ear, just to get started.

“You hit me!” This was always the moment I loved, when they realised there was someone who could hit them back.

“Fair do’s, you were trying to hit me.”

“But I’m an old man.”

“No, you were an old man. Then you died. Now you’re a pain in the arse who has got to go. Leave quietly and this can be a nice afternoon for us all.”

“How can you see me? Why can you hit me?”

I hate those questions, they got really boring very quickly.

“Well, me Dad clouted me round the ear so hard one day that my dead Nan came back to tell me to stop being a little shit.”

“Really?”

“Don’t be daft, of course not. Now, you want to leave or are we going to fight?”

Harold didn’t reply, he just brought up his fists and squeezed his shoulders in. A boxing stance.

“My, a feisty one. OK, Harry, let’s get this started.”

“I said don’t call me Harry!” The old ghost bellowed and launched a jab at my chin. He was surprisingly quick and I only just got my hands up in time to block it. He followed that up with a series of body blows that were hard enough to make me stagger. He’d obviously had a bit of skill, back when he was alive. Nice, I hadn’t had a good fight for quite a while.

A shockingly fast uppercut crashed into my gut, making me gasp. I stepped back a pace and reassessed my opponent.

He was dancing on the spot, getting the old footwork going.

I smiled, this could be interesting. I sent out my first exploratory jab and he danced back. I had the reach on him by a good six inches, I could fight at distance if I wanted and there was probably nothing he could do about it. Only problem with that is that I would get tired eventually and he wouldn’t. So I didn’t want to drag this out.

I deliberately threw a sloppy roundhouse, leaving myself open.

He took the bait and closed in.

Stepping forward, I threw both arms around him and held him in a bear hug.

He looked puzzled. So I headbutted him.

Now he looked mad.

Good.

I lifted the lightweight dead guy and twisted, slamming him into the floor. He gasped, reflexes making him forget he didn’t actually need to breathe.

Now was the time, I went into the old ground and pound, delivering heavy blow after heavy blow to his head and chest while he tried to squirm out from under me.

It didn’t take long for him to start crying for me to stop.

“Why are you doing this to me?” He sobbed.

I didn’t feel sorry for him “Because you are a terrible housemate. If you’d have just left that hipster prick alone, you’d never have met me. But you had to be a arsehole about it. So, Harold, there’s a door. You know where the door is. Go through it and piss off.”

“But this is my home.”

“So was your mother’s fanny, but you didn’t stay up there after your time, did you?”

He chuckled “No. No, that would have been odd.”

“So is this, mate.”

I stood up and offered him a hand. He took it and I pulled him to his feet, he wasn’t the sort to try anything now.

“I loved this house.” He said.

“And someone is going to love it after you’ve gone. But they can’t if you’re in here constantly making trouble, can they?”

A look of sudden realisation crossed his face and he started to laugh “Oh God. I turned into my father-in-law!” A howl of laughter broke out of him and he smiled, a free and happy one. “I couldn’t stand the way he criticised everything I did. Now I’ve become something a bit worse.”

Harold reached out a hand, I shook it.

“Tell that kid I’m sorry. I just hope whoever lives here takes good care of the place. It was very good to me.”

“I will, Harold. You take care now.”

He nodded and looked towards the front wall, a door now stood in front of it.

“Do you know what’s on the other side of that?”

“Nope. I’ll find out in due course, I’m sure.”

With a final, wistful look around his home, Harold nodded before strolling forward, opening the door and stepping through. As always I smelt a hint of honey and saw the colour of a beautiful summer sky. Then the door shut and vanished. Harold was gone.

I dusted myself off and went outside to tell Georg to put the kettle on.

I got home in time for the match. Leeds only managed a draw with Bradford. Useless tits.

Ghostpuncher

Will return

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Ghostpuncher II: The Punchening

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